The Fine Report’s Summer Vacation Countdown

  COUNTDOWN TO AUGUST:   ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE!     “Well, not quite all. We keep a skeleton crew, to do maintenance. Believe me, running this place is not easy. It’s a living hell.”  – Satan     WEEKS REMAINING:      

John Roberts turns the nation over to a madman

    “What? What’d I do? And I thought you guys were on vacation?” -Historic blunderer, US Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts     The madman:     — “I’ll save the day! (Just so long as it doesn’t cause any consternation. We wouldn’t want any consternation ’cause I might get yelled at. Are … Read more