John Roberts turns the nation over to a madman



“What? What’d I do?

And I thought you guys were

on vacation?”

-Historic blunderer, US Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts



The madman:



— “I’ll save the day! (Just so long as it

doesn’t cause any consternation. We

wouldn’t want any consternation ’cause

I might get yelled at. Are you guys on

vacation, or what?)”

-US Squeaker of the House John Boehner



A sad, sad day, and possibly the beginning of the end of the greatest political experiment in the history of the world.



“And dat’s dat.”

-Race baiter, Jew hater, homophobe, MSNBC television host and Obama-intimate Al Sharpton