Being Obama’s academic records are so rabidly hidden, maybe he only had Racial What-her-name’s ‘3.0’ average, too.
“I used to have a 1.0 average, but dat changed da next morning after da election of Obama. All of a sudden I become a genius like Obama. It was like pullin’ a rabbit outta one o’ dem hats. It’s like if dat donut around my neck became real.”
-Racial Whats-her-name
“You know, I think she actually might be a genius.
I’m quite serious. In fact, I believe this woman just
might save the planet from global warming.”
-Piers Moron