The GOP is dead. Our road forward: a Conservative third party

It’s over: for us Conservatives, the GOP is finished.

The GOP is dead.

 

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But we do have a way out. We can still exert our will and preserve our way of life. We do this by forming a viable third party of Conservatism. So, there will be three major political parties — but two of them will not be Democrat. That means this new party will be a power broker, and it just might produce the national candidate. It’s just possible we will decide the next presidential election — as we could have in 2012, if enough Conservatives did not stay home to avoid the lousy choice of GOP candidate Mittens Romney.

 

Imagine: no more sell-out candidates, no more sell-out leadership:

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-Jane Boehner

 

No more incompetent party-level leadership:

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-Fail-Rince-Repeat Prebus

 

 

The hell with depending on any one individual: we will depend on a Conservative Party Constitution.

Every candidate must swear to abide by it, and do so — or become a pariah like Marco Rubio, and forever lose our funding and support.  If they fail to abide by our mandate, we could contractually obligate them to pay back any support the party paid their campaign — with interest and penalties.

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-Marco ‘Rube’ Rubio

 

No more bull@#$% ‘consultants’

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-Karl ‘Klown’ Rove

 

The first draft of the Conservative Party Constitution can be drawn by the likes of this woman:

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-Gov. Sarah Palin

 

With the input of this man:

Mark Levin

-Mark Levin

 

‘Fat chance,’ you say?

 

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We say otherwise.

 

Of course, it’s your pick.

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We did it before. And we can do it again.

 

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Now for some random dietary advice: Eat too many free donuts, and get a dim wit — along with a donut around your neck.

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