Year: 2017

Jokes About N.Y. Times Editors!

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Did you hear about the NY Times editor who froze to death in a drive-in movie? She went to see “Closed for the Winter.” Why did the NY Times editor have only 3 children? She heard that every fourth child born is Chinese. Another power outage hit New York: twelve NY Times editors were stuck … Read more

Jokes about Jimmy Kimmel, Part 2

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Television clip surfaces of America’s new moral compass, Jimmy Kimmel, filmed on the street asking women to guess ‘what is in his pants,’ telling them: “You should put your mouth on it.” https://www.mediaite.com/online/old-clip-resurfaces-of-kimmel-having-women-guess-whats-in-his-pants-maybe-put-your-mouth-on-it/ His whole life, Jimmy Kimmel’s parents harassed him to stop acting like a flamingo. He had enough, and finally put his foot … Read more

Jokes about Jimmy Kimmel

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  Jimmy Kimmel cares so much about everyone, that he tip-toes past medicine cabinets so he doesn’t wake up any sleeping pills.   How do you keep Jimmy Kimmel busy between tapings? Give him a piece of paper that says “flip” on both sides.   Why does Jimmy Kimmel have to always be reminded to … Read more

The Great American Contrivance, Hillary Clinton, demonstrates ‘alternate nostril breathing’ – a long time ago, and on the Senate floor:

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Hillary Clinton, picking her nose while speaking at the United States Senate. http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/hillary-clinton-demonstrates-alternate-nostril-breathing-during-cnn-interview/article/2634354   That other great American contrivance, demonstrating his own masterful one-nostril breathing technique:     Clinton murders, including the murder of Seth Rich: