Said Michelle, “Barack likes to tease our dog for being fat and lazy. Or was he teasing me? I keep forgetting. But I’m gonna talk to Barack about giving food stamps for dogs. And if you remember, Barack has eaten dogs. He told me that a fit dog is a tasty dog.”
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Purported dog-diet expert and fashion icon, Michelle Obama:
