Rep. Sheila Jackass Lee:
Sequester is like Japanese ‘Tsunami — ‘it may come when we’re away in work recess.’
Rep. Hank ‘Hold-my’ Johnson:
On midgets:
“I was thinking to myself earlier today, what happens when you put in a cage fight a giant with a midget?” Johnson said then. “Well, the midget will not win the fight. I’m going to tell you that. Why? He just doesn’t carry enough weight to do so. But if you put 30 midgets in with that giant, then the midgets have a chance.”
http://michellemalkin.com/2012/12/14/rep-hank-johnson/
On Raising Taxes:
“We All Do Better When The Money Is Circulating … So We Can Collectively Become More Wealthy”
On islands tipping-over:
“Stationing 8,000 Marines on Guam would cause the island to become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.”
http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/guamtip.asp