THE FINE REPORT

  Liberal periodical TIME Magazine, recent cover:       “It was exactly a dumb c-nt like that woman who turned me into the monster I was.  Exactly. Why don’t they put that on the cover?”   Executed serial killer, Theordore Bundy.  Bundy expressed a lifelong resentment toward his mother.         ….What?? … Read more

In our new feature, ‘Ask A Muslim!,‘ we asked American Muslim, Amir Abdel Ammar a question weighing heavily on the minds of many Americans:   TFR: “Which processor would you recommend on the new 21 inch iMac?”   AMMAR: “Depends on what you’re doing with it. If you’re an average user, the 2.5Ghz processor is … Read more

The ‘American Evolution’ of 2012: “Give me a nostril, or give me death!”   The very latest “news” media propaganda for Barack Obama:  MSNBC, forwarding the Associated Press: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47366846   (TEXT IS VERBATIM:) “Obama has officially finished evolving. He now has a new position.  Until very recently, much of the betting was on Obama taking … Read more

-The suspect, Democrat Natalie Manley http://freebeacon.com/chicagoland-dem-arrested-for-beating-daughter/   The victim said she had come home and told her mother, Chicago Democrat political figure Natalie Manley, she had lost her phone. Manley then began to hit her daugher in the face with closed fists, kicked her about the body and struck her with a set of keys. … Read more

  http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/british-dont-say-obese.html   The British government wants health care workers to stop using the word ‘obese’ because it might offend fat people, according to new recommendations of the National Health Service, Britain’s equivalent of the newly enacted ‘Obamacare’ system in the United States.   Guidance sent to health officials warned that “the term ‘obesity’ may … Read more

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/05/09/putin-opts-out-g-8-summit-cancels-meeting-with-obama/   – Putin, at parade commemorating victory over America Germany.   Russian President Vladimir Putin is skipping a planned visit to the United States this month and a much-anticipated meeting with President Barack Obama, the White House announced Wednesday.   “Besides,” said Putin, “there are two things I never do: one, travel to meet … Read more

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/al-qaeda-bombmaker-designs-bombs-hide-cameras-hard/story?id=16314239   So if you thought the TSA’s Freddie The Fist was bad —   – The Fist, checking a suspicous package.     — wait till you get groped at the airport by these guys:   – If you reserved a window seat, you’re going to get one — literally.    

  http://www.theblaze.com/stories/too-pornographic-canadas-new-twenty-dollar-bill-under-fire-for-unusual-reason/   Disgusting.   Please feel free to dispose of any of it you might have in the receptacle provided at the top right-side of this screen.  

  Obama: “This is driving me crazy. Just so I’m clear: you’re saying ‘Great Britain’ and the ‘United Kingdom’ are the same place?” Cameron: “Seriously — who the devil is this?”       Help.     “Don’t worry. I get out in a few months, and I’m comin’ to save ya.” – Incarcerated criminal … Read more

Meet the real ‘refreshing new image in American politics’   “I thought that was me. …hic… Damn, lost again.”    — A GUY IN PRISON FOR 17 YEARS ALMOST BEATS THE AMERICAN MADMAN  IN YESTERDAY’S WEST VIRGINIA PRIMARY!   A CONVICT gets 40% of vote in West Virginia primary vote; Madman: 60% http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141657/Texas-INMATE-gets-40-cent-votes-Obama-West-Virginia-primary.html    -Seriously, … Read more

  Now that Hillary Rodham Clinton is the Washington Post’s ‘refreshing new image in politics’ (see previous post, below), we take a look back at her early days, before she somehow became the ‘Smartest Woman in America’ (as she has long  touted herself to be, with an intellect rivaled only by our 4th Greatest President, … Read more

RINO Senator Richard Luger got the hook today from voters. Lugar, a quintessential ‘Republican in name only,’ has voted consistently against his party for decades.   Hey Lugar: don’t let the door hit you in the ass.       “You know, considering what that crazy Elizabeth Warren said about someone’s high cheek bones and … Read more

  Maybe there are enough people ignorant enough to buy this:   The Washington Post gushes:   “But we aren’t accustomed to seeing female politicians and politicos without camera-ready makeup and, God forbid, showing wrinkles. In fact, how many pictures in glossy magazines have probably been airbrushed to make Hillary picture-perfect?   “While I’m a … Read more

Cher (real name, Rhoda Horowitz):   ‘Doesn’t want to breathe the same air as Romney and his ‘racist homophobic women hating tea-bagger masters’ Cher doesn't want to breathe the same air as Romney and his 'racist homophobic women hating tea bagger masters'   Rhoda, you won’t find anyone here forcing you to breathe.   -The face … Read more

Interesting. Andrew Brietbart oddly gets invited to a dinner at Obama-intimate William Ayers’ home, then drops dead.   Then, on the day the L.A. Coroner releases the results of Brietbart’s autopsy, a photographic technician at the Coronor’s office suddenly dies  of suspicious causes.   Now, the only witness to see him die, Christopher Lassete, is … Read more

This guy is bat-sh-t crazy:     Obama order moves U.S. toward world governance http://times247.com/articles/obama-s-executive-order-inches-us-toward-world-governence   He can do it, too. It’s called a treaty by Executive Order, and it is within the power of the president, and its as binding on America as a treaty ratified by the Senate. It is not an exaggeration … Read more

It’s important to know that most obesity studies show that obesity rates are actually fattening flattening out. But that’s not what control-freaks on the left want you to hear:   “ABC ‘News:’ “42% of Americans Obese by 2030” http://news.yahoo.com/fat-forecast-42-americans-obese-2030-192747932–abc-news-health.html      What the headline should have read was:   “The Obama Legacy: Only 2,030 Americans … Read more

(Except Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Niki Haley, Susana Martinez, Mary Fallin, Jennette Bradle, Jan Brewer, etc., etc,. etc….)   – Insists it won’t be her: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/hillary_clinton_wants_female_not_jhv6n7lvIgPD5wihh5aOdM   Finally, , Hillary Clinton — arguably the worst Secretary of State in U.S. history — says something we can agree on.   Leave it to the British press … Read more

  “Now I have to wait till morning for more ?  Seriously, how am I supposed to sleep?  …Hey, is that my car being towed?!”       [email protected]

Of course, some stories you want to know more than others.   -Fashion icon Rod Stewart, telling a story about something to his right.

London re-elects conservative Mayor Johnson; rejects anti-Semitic leftist candidate (Have you finally noticed that ‘anti-Semitic’ and ‘leftist’ go hand-in-hand?)     http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/05/London-re-elects-Boris-Johnson-as-mayor

Harbinger of civil war in France:   More Than One Quarter of Jews in France Want To Leave; First time since Nazis took power in Germany   Some 82 percent of respondents say anti-Semitism is a serious problem in France and 78 percent say it has deepened in the past few years.   Moreover, 38 … Read more

‘Bark’ Obama’s defense secretary, Leon Panetta, said this:   Climate Change Has ‘Dramatic Impact on National Security’ “Rising sea levels, severe droughts, the melting of the polar caps, the more frequent and devastating natural disasters all raise demand for humanitarian assistance and disaster relief.”     “What the f-ck is this guy talking about?  I … Read more

We know that the American television company NBC, owned by General Electric — itself run by Obama-hack Jeffery Immelt — is in the bag for the nose-picker-in-chief, willing to fake news reporting and pervert entertainment programming for political ends. But the performers and writers on NBC’s Saturday Night Live have let themselves become hacks, and … Read more

  In case you haven’t been following the story, the Australian Speaker of the House, Peter Slipper (see posts below for fun things we did with his name) is under fire for personal spending on taxi cabs, and for purported acts of sexual harrassment.  (Compared to what’s going on in the current American government, this … Read more

Go Brazil!!   Brazillian Actress Kicks George Soros’ Ass:   – Adriana Ferreyr sues radical leftist and former Nazi collaborator George Soros for $50 million for welching on sex-for-apartment deal http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/our_grapes_of_soros_ex_lawyer_AeQPIJ07gukcEmEFoNx0cJ   -Ferreyr, on left. Heel, on right.       “That’s it baby! — Don’t take any sh-t from that cheap America-hating, Nazi bastard!!” … Read more

“All right, kid — drop the adult, or I’ll blow your f-ing brains out!”   –American freedom, Clinton-style: Federal SWAT agent under orders of then Democrat U.S. president Bill Clinton’s attorney general, Janet Reno (meaning, under orders from Clinton), to drag Elián González — an escapee, along with his mother, from communist Cuba —  out … Read more

    The first time around, without a shot fired, France surrenders in 1940 to the Farting* Fuhrer of Nazi Germany and Benito Mussolini of Facist italy:    (*Just as ‘Bark’ Obama picks his nose in public, Hitler had his own problem – farting:  http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/washington-secrets/2012/05/docs-reveal-hitler-farted-received-sex-injections-craved-cocaine)     Hitler, rubbing the French surrender in France’s face, … Read more

The nose-picking fraud is going to go down in a landslide, rivaling Ronald Reagan’s victory against then-U.S. presidential fiasco Jimmy Carter:   -Going down, Obama-style   Related:   How Mitt Romney’s Campaign Put A Damper On Obama’s Big Day http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/how-mitt-romneys-campaign-put-a-damper-on-obama   -Recent Obama sold-out event  (the chairs shown here were each required to  buy a ticket) … Read more