Facebook Must Stay Out of China
Did you hear about the NY Times editor who froze to death in a drive-in movie? She went to see “Closed for the Winter.” Why did the NY Times editor have only 3 children? She heard that every fourth child born is Chinese. Another power outage hit New York: twelve NY Times editors were stuck
Television clip surfaces of America’s new moral compass, Jimmy Kimmel, filmed on the street asking women to guess ‘what is in his pants,’ telling them: “You should put your mouth on it.” https://www.mediaite.com/online/old-clip-resurfaces-of-kimmel-having-women-guess-whats-in-his-pants-maybe-put-your-mouth-on-it/ His whole life, Jimmy Kimmel’s parents harassed him to stop acting like a flamingo. He had enough, and finally put his foot
Jimmy Kimmel cares so much about everyone, that he tip-toes past medicine cabinets so he doesn’t wake up any sleeping pills. How do you keep Jimmy Kimmel busy between tapings? Give him a piece of paper that says “flip” on both sides. Why does Jimmy Kimmel have to always be reminded to
More shoddy merchandise: Clinton’s next book, soon to be available at Costco: Breaking:
Now that, is funny! (*Vanity Fair’s selections were determined by Vanity Fair special fashion contributor, Stevie Wonder – which, as Wonder would say, is like asking him to drive a car.) Fashion Armpit and professional beard Michelle Obama: not proud of her country until her fake husband was nominated for
The Great American Contrivance, Hillary Clinton, demonstrates ‘alternate nostril breathing’ – a long time ago, and on the Senate floor:
Hillary Clinton, picking her nose while speaking at the United States Senate. http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/hillary-clinton-demonstrates-alternate-nostril-breathing-during-cnn-interview/article/2634354 That other great American contrivance, demonstrating his own masterful one-nostril breathing technique: Clinton murders, including the murder of Seth Rich:
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The Michelle Obama Clothing Line: Available only at Nordstrom’s – and Salvation Army stores nationwide
The Boehner line of lingerie will be coming to Nordsstrom’s.
Singer Joy Villa knows a winner when she sees one: she wears Trump dress to the Grammys! http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/02/12/singer-joy-villa-wears-trump-dress-to-grammys.html Support her by buying one of her songs on iTunes or Amazon, or a product from her online store: http://www.princessjoyvilla.com/store/c1/Featured_Products.html
Chelsea, take your ‘fashion icon’ with you. Now: Hellooooooo, Sunshine!
In case you missed the other Parts: Parts 1 through 4: Judicial Watch: Hillary Clinton Attempts to Intimidate L.A. Laugh Factory Comedians Mocking Her Part 5: Hillary Clinton At The Laugh Factory – Part 5: Potty Humor Part 6: Hillary Clinton at The Laugh Factory – Part 6: Mexico
Steven Speilberg Offered to Train Hillary Clinton to ‘Be More Likeable’ When She Speaks: Clinton declined: “I get $250,000 to give a speech, and these Hollywood jackasses are going to tell me how to do it!” http://nypost.com/2015/09/26/hillary-enlisted-steven-spielberg-to-make-her-more-likeable/