Breaking:

AUSTRALIAN Federal Police have stepped up their probe into Peter Hipper-Zipper-Dipper-Flipper-Nipper-Slipper: misuse of parliamentary travel entitlements.

“We’re going in. The public should be assured, our probe of Mr. Slipper  will be very thorough and very, very  deep..”

The Fine Report now has a picture of the Slipper.

This, is Australian Speaker of the House on the run, Peter Hipper-Zipper-Dipper-Flipper-Nipper-Slipper:

Hands across the water: the guy is not only as funny-looking as the former U.S. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (booted out of her position in the 2010 election), he seems to have been inspired by her:

Judicial Watch: Pelosi’s military travel – much of it personal, and for her grandchildren – cost the United States Air Force $2,100,744.59 over a two-year period — $101,429.14 of which was for in-flight expenses, including food and alcohol:

http://www.theusreport.com/the-us-report/judicial-watch-posts-documents-in-pelosi-air-force-scandal-t.html

Judicial Watch Uncovers Documents Detailing Pelosi’s Repeated Requests for Military Travel:

http://www.judicialwatch.org/press-room/press-releases/judicial-watch-uncovers-documents-detailing-pelosis-repeated-requests-military-travel/

“Can we please not get sidetracked here? Can we get back to that the new Muslim rule in Egypt that allows men to do the ‘wild thing’ with dead women?  I’m beginning to get worried.”

– Former Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, who has absolutely nothing to worry about regarding any necrophilia-enabling law, let alone the one recently instituted in Egypt.

“$101,429.14 — for a drink?”

– U.S. Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton

And then there is Michelle Obama’s millions and millions of dollars in personal and family travel at taxpayer expense, including a personal jet for the family dog….

– Glamour icon, Michelle Obama

Here are but some of the expenses and adventures of Air Force Ton:

Expensive massages, top shelf vodka and five-star hotels: First Lady accused of spending $10m in public money on her vacations

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029615/Michelle-Obama-accused-spending-10m-public-money-vacations.html

Michelle Obama  Now Requires 26 Servants

(1 to take her lunch order, and 25 to carry it?)