U.S. TRANSPORTATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION IN THE NEWS

Not all is bad at the TSA. Despite discovering 743 transvestites, 19,249 enlarged prostates, 209,351 breast implants (how can that be an odd number?), 27,298 colon problems, 3 natural blonds — yet no terrorists — it is assuring to know at least some traveling celebs are finding good things to say about their experience at … Read more

Obama Tweets

Just realized the United Kingdom and Great Britain may be the same place.  This could save significant travel time.

EMAIL MIX-UP

Our email is: [email protected]   Attention Spike Lee: Our  address remains 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW, Washington DC.   Att: US Secret Service: If there is any Ted Nugent-like issues regarding this post, please be advised we met with the following agent, below — very closely, in fact (that’s me wearing the silver suit), and we … Read more