Live since Sunday, and 45,000 visits (we finally ran out of silverware) has been live since Sunday night (April 24, 2012), and has received 45,000 visits so far, from all over the world, and even one from Venus (we were told the weather is not good).

With you reading this, that makes 45,001.

Thank you for visiting, and please return. Any comments or suggestions, please contact us at [email protected]. [email protected].

If you are Barack Obama, please contact us at

If you are visitor number 45,002, congratulations: there is no one else like you in the world, nor will there ever be.

If you are Spike Lee, our address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington DC and we enjoy rotten tomatoes being thrown at us when we come and go.  Our phone number is 202-456-1414, and we appreciate calls very late at night, and very early in the morning. And we’d appreciate if you would write this information on the walls of every public toilet you ever happen to find yourself in.

If you are visitor number 45,003, you ought to get together with visitors 45,001 and 45,002 and start a club of some kind. Remember, there is no one else like you in the world. As Jesse Jackson might say (besides “My son did not conspire with Blago to steal!”), “You are 45,002! You are 45,003!”