“Let’s start keeping track of them now, and when the famines come, let’s make them pay. Let’s let their houses burn.”
A sentimentalist, yearning for the days of yore.
“If I wasn’t so busy dealing with this dog-eating thing, I’d have urged this myself. When you do burn down their homes — which you will: you will burn down their homes — keep an eye out for a surprisingly tasty roasted dog, which, believe it or not, is best served with a white wine.”
“This president would never say that. Never. Because dog is a meat, and even George Bush knows meat is best served with red wine. And you may not always know when a dog is present in a global warming denier’s house when you’re about to burn it down, so you have to burn it down to see if there’s a dog in it.”
“You got any hair of that dog?”
-Secretary Re-set Button
“I ache for the days when we had people in office that lent themselves to parody. There just hasn’t been a stitch of material since 2008.”
– Anonymous Producer, Saturday Night Live