“We will reduce South Korea to ashes in less than four minutes! Three, if there’s no traffic and everyone gets to the base on time.”
http://ph.news.yahoo.com/blogs/envoy/north-korea-issues-unusually-specific-threat-152720861.html
North Korean Troops, Posing For Marching Photo:
The government photographer barks orders:
“Now everyone: hold your legs up until I tell you to put them down and not a moment before!
“Hey you, all the way on the left! — Yeah, you, dummy! –you’re not looking toward the camera!
“And you, dumbbell next to him! – you’re looking right at the camera! — And who the hell told you to wear white socks today!?
“And all of you, loosen up on the string pulling back your pants leg: you look like you’re flying, not marching! Keep those legs up!
“Now everyone, get those legs, higher – higher! C’mon, act like you’re walking! Keep those toes pointed! — ‘Ring’ — Wait a minute you guys, I gotta take this. Hello? Yeah… Yeah… Yeah… Uh-huh… Uh-huh… No,, it puzzles me too why DiCaprio let that babe out of his hands… To be honest, I didn’t even know they broke up… How long ago? Wow, I didn’t know that… No, I’ve been busy… Look, let’s talk about it more tomorrow, I got all these guys standing here with their leg out…. Lunch? Sure. How’s one o’clock. Okay, see you then. — ‘click’
“Okay, hold it! Good!.. Hold it!… Hold it! ‘snap.’
“Okay, nobody move. We’re gonna do one more shot!”
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