Says photo editor:
“I sat on my glasses earlier that day, and got the pictures confused. Man, looking at him now, this kid really got hit by the ‘ugly stick.’ At first, I thought he was Al Sharpton. I mean, we did once do an issue on Sharpton. It’s easy to mix these things up. I mean, we do a cover every month. What else can I say, but, ‘oops.'”
“See — I TOLD you we did a cover with Sharpton. (Is this the same guy that’s on MSNBC? Nah, can’t be. Can it?)”
“Oh my God — is this the same guy our president pals around with??”
“Wait a minute — so then who is this guy?”