‘Propaganda Dave’ Plouffe attacks the NRA

Barry Fudd trots out ‘Propaganda Dave’ to attack the NRA:

http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/14/obama-strategist-slams-nras-op-ed-in-the-daily-caller/

 

Says Dave:

 

“Hard to believe this is real! – It’s terrible!  Every GOPer should read and decide if this NRA bad boy and delusional person Wayne La Pierre needs a good spanking. Though I do love his name. I wish my name was ‘La Pierre’ instead of that ‘ploofy-poofy’ name I have!

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“It’s terrible, I tell you! Do you see how Wayne La Pierre dresses? It’s worse than what we had with Michelle Obama! I don’t think I could do a thing with him. (God, do you remember Michelle’s ‘cactus head’ period? And can you believe that bitch is going on another vacation??)

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“Scary gun pictures are alarming images! Oh my God! Can you imagine? – It’s a hellish world that the gun crazies see as their utopia. Eww!

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“You know, sure, looters can run wild in an emergency. So there’s no food, water or electricity, and you may have to walk several miles to get a drink of water. But you can use it as an excuse to find somebody to hook up with!  I mean, is that the worst that could happen?  So go break a nail, and scuff your new shoes  – go get your hair messed up! So what? Don’t bathe for a couple of days, and smell like Barry does half the time — big deal! But come on, do hicks really need a gun? We’ve got to beat those nasty guys! Let’s do it, gang! Oh my God!”

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“Call me hysterical, call me crazy, call me corrupt, call me a liar, call me a traitor to our country — but call me!”