THE FINE REPORT

NAVY SEAL REBUKES ‘BARK’ OBAMA FOR USING NAVY SEALS AS A CAMPAIGN PLOY The Fine Report has the exclusive on the letter:   “Dear Sh-thead:   “You vulgar little maggot. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. Like herpes! I would rather kiss a slug than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, … Read more

  We received an email from someone in the town of Mendoza, Argentina. It was labeled , “Emergency!”   It was a question: “Hey man, I’m drunk in Mendoza, Argentina, and about to get lucky — I need a condom! Where I can get one quick? What do I do if I can’t get one?” … Read more

NO JOKE:   Actual Los Angeles Magazine cover story:   Los Angeles Mag: “Antonio Villaraigosa a ‘failure’ as mayor” http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/05/los_angeles_mag_antonio_a.php   -This, is the Democrat party’s flagship Latino. His real name: Tony Villar.   Attention all non-corrupt media outlets with a sense of humor: this guy is the biggest jackass since…Jackass!  There is a lot … Read more

– DEMOCRAT SENATOR JOHN KERRY AMASSES $193,000,000.00 FORTUNE USING INSIDE INFORMATION, AND INFLUENCING LAWS BENEFITING HIS INVESTMENTS   – MASSIVE CRIMINAL ACTIVITY   – MASSIVE HYPOCRISY http://freebeacon.com/smartest-guy-in-the-room/   –OBAMA PAL AND UGLY MOTHERF-ER, DEMOCRAT SENATOR JOHN KERRY, GIVING THE ‘CON MAN’ SALUTE. AND MAN, DID HE EVER CON AMERICA!   -MAKE HIM RESIGN — AFTER … Read more

Documents reveal Adolph Hitler farted uncontrollably due to his vegetarian diet http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/washington-secrets/2012/05/docs-reveal-hitler-farted-received-sex-injections-craved-cocaine -The Nazi symbol, now to be forever known as the “Fartstika.”       “That’s completely disgusting!” -Contrivance, dog-eater and current president of the U.S. ‘Bark’ Obama   “Ewww.. It really is!” –  Contrived ‘American’s smartest woman,’ incompetent current Secretary of Inebriation Hillary … Read more

Chen Guangcheng, the blind Chinese dissident who took refuge in the U.S. embassy, hoped Secretary of Inebriation Hillary Clinton would rescue him. “My fervent hope is that it would be possible for me and my family to leave for the U.S. on Hillary Clinton’s plane.” http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/chen-guangcheng-ignored-hillary-clinton_643110.html     “Fervent wha?… What plane? Oh, that plane…. … Read more

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-shrugs-off-disappointing-jobs-number-162408190.html.   “What do I care? Me and my family, we’re living large, and so are my friends.  I got the all the major news networks shilling for me, and have half the nation on food stamps and whathaveyou. I could play golf 96 times and no one would care. I could get caught lying … Read more

‘Lowering the unemployment rate by destroying the job market.’  By Professor Allison D. Papalopolopolis.   Hey there!   Once again the jobs report is ‘worse than expected.’ Well, well, what a surprise. But somehow the unemployment rate released by the Obama administration today is ‘only 8.1%’. Yeah, right. That makes about as much sense racism … Read more

  “I gave the night editor a choice: keep working, or come to bed. Which do you think he’ll do?”     “Goodnight everyone.”   -Editor

The ‘girlfriend’ in William Ayers’ ‘Obama’s’ book, “Dreams of My Father??????”   -The woman once thought to be Elizabeth Warren’s Aunt Shirley is now suspected of being the former object of ‘Bark’ Obama’s youthful passions.  

Not only is Harvard lunatic and Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren 1/320,000 American Indian (“Someone told me my grandmother had high cheek bones — and feathers!”).   But it turns out she is also part black:   “Someone told me my Aunt Shirley had rhythm!”   – A photo, purportedly of Elizabeth Warren’s Aunt Shirley at … Read more

Edvard Munch’s 1895 ‘The Scream’ sold for $119,900,000 US in record art auction “Sure, I’m glad I won. But you think for that kind of money, they would have thrown in a nicer frame.” -Comment by buyer http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/story/2012/05/02/scream-munch-auction.html   BUT– through a special offer with The Fine Report, our readers can download it for free! … Read more

Remember when the American ‘news’ media said ‘Bark’ Obama was “God?” (video here, if necessary:)     Well, it’s offical: he’s been demoted! He’s now only Henry V!       MSNBC’s Matthews: Obama is “Henry V”    (Why can’t we come up with stuff this funny on our own??)   http://townhall.com/tipsheet/erikajohnsen/2012/05/02/msnbcs_matthews_obamas_afghanistan_speech_was_right_outta_henry_v   -The real … Read more

Carol Platt Liebau was the first female editor of Harvard Law Review, and worked under Obama at HLR. She described her experience with Obama as follows.   “A lot of the time he quote/unquote “worked from home”, which was sort of a shorthand – and people would say it sort of wryly – shorthand for … Read more

  Barack Obama admits the existence of the ‘girlfriend’ character from ‘his’ book “Dreams of My Father” is a lie.    http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2012/05/obama-ny-girlfriend-was-composite-character-122272.html     We’ll soon all learn he didn’t write that book, either.  Or any other book.   Even now, there are many of us who understand the entire life story of ‘Barack Obama’ … Read more

  Larry Page’s Google Accused of SSUS* In France       Is ‘The Gloved One’ really this malignant?   -Herr Larry Page, Google CEO?   Whether you hate  Jews, love Jews, or feel anywhere in-between, remember this: What horrors might await them while you do nothing, will soon await you. (It happens every time: … Read more

“You can fool some of the people all of the time. You can fool all of the people some of the time. But you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.” – Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States (1861-1865).   Addendum: “Except in California.”   -‘Honest Abe’ Lincoln, as he … Read more

  Survey:  How Millionaires And Billionaires Really Feel About The Global Economy http://www.businessinsider.com/schwab-high-net-worth-survey-economy-markets-2012-5?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=aakarpost     The summary:       The details:   Here is what Schwab’s High-Net-Worth clients see in the next six months: 31 percent thought unemployment was about to increase. 27 percent see a “double dip” recession coming. 60 percent expect inflation … Read more

  And so is your husband.       http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/new-slogan-real-change-slow-and-it-never-happens-all-once_643052.html

Barack Obama may be dumb enough to despise you, but the rest of us sure don’t.  Yet.     Is London about to elect a mayor who has been accused of anti-Semitism?   Ken Livingstone, who has vowed to turn the city into a ‘beacon’ of Islam and slammed ‘rich’ Jews, is now neck and … Read more

  U.S. House Speaker John A. Boehner scolded President Obama on Sunday: “The president is getting some very bad advice from his campaign team, because he’s diminishing the presidency by picking fake fights, going after straw men every day.” http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/boehner-obama-picking-fake-fights/2012/04/29/gIQA5xCVpT_print.html     HOLY F-ING SH-T!!!!!!!!!  DID YOU HEAR THAT??!! WHAT A PAIR OF BALLS ON … Read more

96   The number of times Barack Obama has played golf in just one term in office. In other words, in 3 1/2 years in office, over 3 months of it has been spent playing golf. Obama Heads Out Golfing Again       $10,000,000.00   The US dollars that Michelle Obama has spent of … Read more

Chris Christie for Vice President? After this, fat chance.    DANIEL PIPES: Chris Christie’s Islam Problem “Christie has hugged a terrorist-organization member, abridged free-speech rights, scorned concern over Islamization, and opposed law-enforcement counterterrorism efforts. Whenever an issue touching on Islam arises, Christie takes the Islamist side against those — the DHS, state senators, the NYPD, … Read more

Could this be the same guy ignoring the law and invading everyone’s privacy?   (Is it only billionaires that have this much fun?)   – Google CEO Larry Page, having a good time? — “High five!”       – Google CEO Larry Page, having shaved moustache, after realizing it caused irritation from his daily … Read more

“We make a lovely pair, don’t we?”     – Google co-founder Larry Page, after latest botched plastic surgery    

The ‘Mr. Sandal’ Scandal Continues:   House Speaker Peter Slipper, circling the drain, with his friends in tow: Pyne, Abbott face questions over Slipper http://news.brisbanetimes.com.au/breaking-news-national/pyne-abbott-face-questions-over-slipper-20120501-1xwng.html   May 1, 2012 – 3:59PM AAP:   Deputy Prime Minister Wayne Swan   says senior members of the federal opposition must reveal if they knew the content of legal … Read more

Why is it so impossible to get facts through to certain people?   Perhaps this explains it in a nutshell:   “Fox New is biased! It is! Look, don’t argue with me — the story’s everywhere: on the news, NPR, PBS, it in the paper, it in a magazine, on the Huffington Post. I even … Read more

Clutching a crucifix and holding back tears, Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez appeared live on television for the first time in 17 days, saying he was counting on Christ for help as he returns to Cuba for more cancer treatment — the sixth time, since announcing in February he would require a third operation to remove … Read more

If you remember earlier this year, Brad Pitt went on a PR visit to the White House to meet with Barack Obama.  But there was a recording secretly made of a meeting that occurred with Vice President Biden, and The Fine Report has obtained it.   -US Vice President Joseph Biden. (Yes, that’s really is … Read more