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Questions Grade School Kids Ask Michelle Obama When She Comes to Their School and Annoys Them:

Published on September 14, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

 

“How come your husband shows up for work at 10AM and goes home at 2PM and my parents have to work all day? “
 
“How come your husband gets to play golf so many times when my Dad can’t, and he’s his own boss? “
 
“How come you take so many vacations, when you don’t even have a job? “
 
“How come you keep telling us to eat vegetables, but you get to eat all that fattening crap we always see you with in pictures? “
 
“How come you tell everybody how to eat, but your ass is so gigantic? “

 

“Who’s dumber, your husband or Hillary Clinton?”
 
“How come you keep coming to our school and bugging us? “

 

“Your husband is always on David Letterman. Is he a clown, or do you have another husband who is president?”
 
“Is your husband one of those “Tommy has two daddies” guys? “

 

You have a husband?”
 
“I love the Bears. You’re as big a one. “
 
“How come your husband’s grades are secret, and mine are all over the school website?“
 
“What’s a hippo-crite?”
 
“Why do they call you ‘Moo-chelle?’”
 
“How come your husband can’t talk without looking at that stupid-looking music-stand thing on each side of him? “
 
“How come your husband doesn’t sing or dance any more, like he did on Ellen’s show?  Has he quit being a minstrel?“

 

“How come you don’t talk to Oprah anymore after she put you in the White House? “

“Fat lady, when do you sing?  Hey fat lady, come back — we have more questions!”

 

 
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