This ignoramus is on television, telling people what to think?
MSNBC Moron Chris Matthews, bombs on ‘Jeopardy’
-Failed all questions on modern history and American government
Problems started for Matthews when he requested a category in the form of a question.
“Let’s go back to, what is ‘Crossword Clues E?'” Matthews said. “I mean, I’m sorry, let’s go $200 for the category ‘Crossword Clues E.'”
For the answer “Full name of the U-2 pilot shot down over the Soviet Union in 1960,” Matthews responded, “Who is Gary Powers?” The correct response was “Who is Francis Gary Powers?”
“We need the full name,” host Alex Trebek told Matthews.
“Who is Gary Powers?” Matthews said, repeating himself.
“No,” Trebek said to audience laughter.
Later, after Trebek said, “A U.S.D.C. is one of these, charged with the jurisdiction of a specific region,” Matthews responded, “What is a U.S. attorney?”
The correct answer was “What is a district court?”
“In 1986, the Supreme Court ruled that the ‘hostile environment’ type of this can be sex discrimination.”
Matthews responded, “What is a hostile workplace?” The correct answer was “What is sexual harrassment?”
In the category “6-Letter World Capitals,” the clue was “St. Basil’s Cathedral is there.” Matthews responded: “What is Istanbul?”
The correct answer: “What is Moscow?”
Mathews once used “Jeopardy!” to criticize Sarah Palin.
“I’d go on dat Jeperdy if dey asked me. But first I gotta figure out why dey is always askin’ da answer before da question.”
– Race-baiter, Jew-hater, homophobe, Obama-intimate and possible Jeperdy contestant, Al Sharpton
“You spelled it wrong, Al. It’s J-e-p-o-r-d-y, with an ‘o.'”
Obama: Al, here’s some practice: ‘They call this ass-kissing show I was on, ’60 Minutes.’ What’s the question?
Sharpton: Whattaya mean? I don’t have a question.
Obama: No, I mean you’re supposed to make-up a question to match the answer.
Sharpton: What answer?
Obama: Of the statement I just made: that ‘they call this show I was on ’60 Minutes.’ So what’s the question?”
Sharpton: I don’t have a question.
Obama: No, you’re supposed to make one up.
Sharpton: I don’t know what the hell you talking about.
Obama: That’s how Jepordy is played.
Sharpton: Hm. I see… You know I think you spelling it wrong.
Obama: Spelling what wrong?
Sharpton: Gotcha! — ‘What is Jeperdy?’
Obama: Jepaordy is a game.
Sharpton: I know it’s a game!– And I just played it wit chu and I won!
Obama: I don’t understand.
Sharpton: What are you, Hillary Clinton or somethin’?? Dumbass, I just said ‘I don’t think you spelling it right,’ and you came back wit da question!
Obama: Hm… That’s true… So you know what that means.
Sharpton: No, what does dat mean?
Obama: Ha! – I got you!
Sharpton: I don’t undastand.
Obama: I said, ‘So you know what that means,’ and you asked a question!
Sharpton: Hey, dat’s right.
Obama: Everything is backwards.
Sharpton: ‘What is America wit Obama in da White House!’ — Ha! Gottcha again!
(Obama advisor and Hitler lookalike David Axelrod enters the room, annoyed)
Alexlrod: What are you two morons doing?