Who Says John Edwards Doesn’t Have Pull?

Knowing his friend John Edwards is about to visit the hoosegow:   Obama Orders Prisons to Step Up Anti-rape Efforts “We mean it. No more dicking around!”   http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2012/05/17/justice_prisons_to_step_up_anti_rape_efforts/     -New prison anti-rape device, designed and personally tested by Barack Obama.     “If I have a cellmate, please let me be the ‘daddy.’” … Read more

As if You Needed Another Reason Not to Waste Your Money On Newspapers:

Obama Baby-sitter Warren Buffett to buy 63 newspapers http://www.omaha.com/article/20120517/NEWS01/120519629#buffett-to-buy-63-newspapers    And he ain’t happy about having to buy them:   Buffett: “How stupid are you? What kind of dumbbell could blow the deal we got with you in the White House? Huh? I ought to splap that stupid grin you walk around with right off … Read more

Congressional Burglaries Baffle Staff, Police

http://nationaljournal.com/daily/house-burglaries-baffle-staff-police-20120516   Puzzling break-ins over the last month at the offices of at least three House members and several committees have U.S. Capitol Police gumshoes working to find a pattern and the culprits, with missing items ranging from cash and expensive computer equipment to autographed baseballs and alcohol.   In at least four of the … Read more

ANOTHER ‘MYSTERIOUS’ KENNEDY DEATH: WIFE OF ROBERT F. KENNEDY XXXLVIII FOUND DEAD AT THEIR HOUSE

  A useful idiot of the left, Kennedy XXXLVIII’s wife purportedly ‘killed herself’   YEAH, RIGHT!   http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/05/robert-f-kennedy-jr-ex-wife-dead-mary-kennedy-says-source   Here are a couple of other doozies in the Kennedy saga of murder:   Marilyn Monroe and Mary Jo Kopechne http://ezinearticles.com/?Marilyn-Monroe-and-Mary-Jo-Kopechne&id=55608   -Monroe, a drug-addled histronic, died under mysterious circumstances during a time she was rotating … Read more

Book Excerpt: ‘Ditz,’ by Rachel Madcow

  BOOK EXCERPT — ENJOY!   “DITZ” – The Unmooring of American Military Parking” by Rachel Madcow   -MSNBC hatchet-woman, and author of books only George Soros buys (by the truckload), Rachel Madcow   A bird known as the houbara bustard recently provided crucial assistance in making America’s war in Afghanistan (and its spillover in … Read more

Can Barack Obama get any more pathetic than this? (Absolutely. He’s just getting warmed-up)

  The Obama White House is drawing ridicule for appending the official online biographies of nearly every president over the last century in order to link President Obama’s accomplishments to the former commanders in chief.   For instance, the following line was added to the official bio of the late President Ronald Reagan: “In a … Read more

Another Atheist Cries Out to God for Help

American’s foremost useful idiot for the left, ignoramus and sexual harrasser David Letterman:   Letterman Campaigns For Obama On ‘Late Show’: ‘What More Do We Want This Man To Do For Us, Honest To God?’ http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/16/David-Letterman-Creepy-Obama-Lovefest-What-More-Do-We-Want-This-Man-To-Do -Confessed sexual harrasser, and ignorant leftist shill, David Letterman   Letterman’s apology for revelations of sexual relationships with staff … Read more

What little is left of Chris Mathews’ reputation, is in ‘jeopardy’

This ignoramus is on television, telling people what to think? MSNBC Moron Chris Matthews, bombs on ‘Jeopardy’ -Failed all questions on modern history and American government “Mr. Zero” http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/chris-matthews-bombs-jeopardy-141427472.html;_ylt=AlgAUz4RX3isvJqhpkrpuzWZCMZ_;_ylu=X3oDMTRtcm1uOXRlBG1pdANGZWF0dXJlZCBCbG9nIFRoZSBVcHNob3QgTmV0d29yawRwa2cDYTFlOTUxMDAtNjM1MC0zOWMyLTg4YmItOGJkZmYyNWEzMTdlBHBvcwMzBHNlYwNNZWRpYUZlYXR1cmVkTGlzdFRlbXAEdmVyAzFlZDdmYzEwLTllYzYtMTFlMS1iM2ZlLTg0MTk0Y2IxNzI5ZQ–;_ylg=X3oDMTM3aTA1ZHE3BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDNzAyM2E4MTgtN2EzNi0zNjdiLTg4NGYtZDZkOTYzNDE0MGIxBHBzdGNhdANvcmlnaW5hbHN8dGhlbG9va291dARwdANzdG9yeXBhZ2U-;_ylv=3   Problems started for Matthews when he requested a category in the form of a question. “Let’s go back to, what is ‘Crossword Clues E?’” Matthews … Read more

Another Leftist Scam: Global Sweetening!

Breaking Nooz From The Left:  Sugar Can Make You Dumb!    Sugar can make you dumb, corrupt US scientists warn. Researchers at the University of California Los Angeles (UCLA) fed two groups of rats a solution containing high-fructose corn syrup — a common ingredient in processed foods — as drinking water for six weeks. “We forced … Read more

Dog-eater Issues New Threat to Supreme Court over ObamaCare: “Lift your leg on Obamacare and I bite the old people!”

The first ‘gay-Jewish-blah-blah-blah’ President? How about The first dictator-President? (How about Elizabethh ‘Sitting Stupid‘ Warren is an Eskimo?)   It takes Fox News and the Canadian press to report this. American ‘newz‘ outlets bury it:   Barack Obama Issues New Threat to Supreme Court over ObamaCare -Not only eats dogs, but looking forward to well-seasoned … Read more

Bristol Palin: The Fine Report to your rescue!

  The left in the United States is scared sh-tless of this nice young lady and her mother. But this time around, their defamation won’t go unchallenged. Nor will their evil have its intended effect.   The Fine Report has come to your emotional rescue.     (“Oh no! Not them again!”) ‘Fraid so, you … Read more

GE’s NBC Hires Obama’s Speechwriter To Write White House Sit-Com: (“The Romneys?”)

The latest hatchet job from NBC (a government-financed and controlled media entity, via government contracts with its parent, General Electric):   A thinly-veiled stab at the Romney family: “1600 Penn” “1600 Penn” is described as a “Modern Family-type” sitcom   http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/nbc-orders-white-house-comedy-321139     So how about this sit-com? It’d be a lot funnier — and … Read more

Hugo Chavez Returns Home After More Mutilation at Hands of Cuban Healthcare System Doctors

  Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez returned home Friday after 11 days of cancer treatment in Cuba, saying his latest round of radiation therapy was successful. “I still have some body parts,” said Chavez.  “Of course, I must rigorously follow the medical advice in these coming days in order to continue recuperating,” Chavez said.   http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/12/chavez-returns-home-after-cancer-treatment-in-cuba/ … Read more

Drawing may provide insight into Iran’s nuclear intentions

VIENNA –  A drawing based on information from inside an Iranian military facility creates suspicion among U.N. inspectors that Tehran is conducting tests in a containment chamber of the type neeed for atomic bomb testing.   http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/13/drawing-may-provide-insight-into-iran-nuclear-intentions/   -Rendering of suspicious drawing discovered in Iranian nuclear facility.        ‘This whole thing has been … Read more

Tech Talk, With Guest Expert Al Sharpton

  Question: What is the difference between a $30  1.14 HDMI cable from a reputable online dealer, and a $150  1.14 HDMI cable from Best Buy?   – HDMI cable   Answer:  $120   Guest expert, MSNBC’s Al Sharpton explains:   “HDMI means ‘High Definition Media Interface.’ It sends da audio and da video at … Read more

Former Romney ‘Dumbass Strategy’ Is Back

  (Mitt, it is time to ditch your ‘Etch-a-Sketchers of stupid,’ once and for all.)     The gag fell off Ann Romney’s mouth, and the Romney ‘dumbass strategy’ flew back into action:   Ann Romney: “Michelle Obama is ‘lovely.”   Ann Romney praises Michelle Obama for “keeping her calm” and having “composure.”   Ann … Read more

New Feature: TFR DATING SERVICE

  Forget Match.com or Ilikebeingtiedupandgettingtheshitbeatoutofme.com – we can do it better. And for free:     Hottie Seeking Blind Man, or Aztec: I’m an adventurous babe, hot-bodied and hot-blooded, but a completely lovable hair stylist. I finally found employment in a coal mine, but I am truly an outdoors girl at heart. I don’t like … Read more

Closing Evening Comment

Lest anyone forget the face of ‘snatching defeat from the jaws of victory:’   U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner: loser personified.

THE FINE REPORT HITS HALF A MIL

  The Fine Report, hits 500,000 in less than 3 weeks!   The Congratulations are rolling in!   Sukanya RoyIdits, 2011 National Spelling bee champion: “You probably all have cymotrichous. And you are a bunch of idiots!  I-d-d-i-o-t-s!”   Al Sharpton: “Dat dem dere duh dat dere dem does dum damn duh dat da does … Read more

Thought for the evening…

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.”   -Martin Luther King, Jr.     Hate:   – Magazine expose of Al Sharpton. (No joke)

PARODY*

BREAKING: Washington Post Publisher Katherine Weymouth worked as a prostitute* in college?   Katherine ‘Mouthwash’ Weymouth, booking photo, in her days as a prostitute, strung out on meth?*   – Weymouth’s newspaper recently published a false story about American poltitician, Mitt Romney, accusing him of physically abusing a person. The Washington Post has yet to … Read more

Obama’s own doctor: ‘THE GUY SUCKS!’

  Barack Obama’s former doctor claims that Obama lacks passion, feeling and humanity. He also believes Obamacare will be a disaster for the nation:   -From the new book, The Amateur, by Edward Klein http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=51433   ( “So I began to use my entire fist during his prostate exams, just to give him a little … Read more

Al Sharpton: GOP WAR ON DANCING!

Al Sharpton: GOP Declare ‘War on Black People’ — Time To ‘Fire Back’  http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/09/ITS-WAR-ON-BLACKS-Sharpton   “Rememba — G.O.P. means, ‘Gots to Oppress People!’” – Race-baiter, anti-Semite and Barack Obama-intimate, Al Sharpton     “It’s da war on black peoples!” – “Excuse me?”     “And it’s da war on dem womens people!” “So that‘s the … Read more