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Obama administration assures Bahraini crown prince with massive sale of sophisiticated arms

Published on May 12, 2012,

 

“Mrs. Clinton, I don’t care if you’ve had your arm up your nose to your elbow: on behalf of every Muslim radical in my country, I surpress my urge to gag and I sacrifice my hand for all the air defense systems, ground-based radars, AMRAAM air-to-air missile systems, Seahawk helicopters, Avenger air-defense systems, and parts for F-16 fighter engines you are selling us that  will eventually be used against Israeli and American troops.  How the United States put the most piteous and incompetent woman in American public life in the position of Secretary of State, I will never know. I’ve met them all, and truly, you are the dumbest diplomat on Earth. I can only bless Barack Obama for appointing you.”

 

“Thanks Prince Crown!”

 

http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/05/11/obama_administration_seeks_to_bolster_bahraini_crown_prince_with_arms_sales

 

 

 

“Who put this dipsh-t, slimy,  sh-t-for-brains a-hole in the position of Secretary of State?!  …Who?  Oh yeah, right: ‘Barack-Suck-My-C-ck Obama.!’  And who elected that dickwad president??  Come on!! — What a-hole voted for a dog-eating, nose-picking, moose-marrying commie to run my f-ing country?!  Huh?!  Raise your hand, a-hole, so I can ram this goddam bottle up your ass!!”

-Former U.S. Senator Blutto Blutarsky

 

 
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Closing Evening Comment

Published on May 12, 2012,

Lest anyone forget the face of ‘snatching defeat from the jaws of victory:’

 

U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner: loser personified.

 
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THE FINE REPORT HITS HALF A MIL

Published on May 12, 2012,

 

The Fine Report, hits 500,000 in less than 3 weeks!

 

The Congratulations are rolling in!

 

Sukanya RoyIdits, 2011 National Spelling bee champion: “You probably all have cymotrichous. And you are a bunch of idiots!  I-d-d-i-o-t-s!”

 

Al Sharpton: “Dat dem dere duh dat dere dem does dum damn duh dat da does dum dat dem dum dem dere, Zimmaman!  Hey, and ain’t 500,000 what I owe in back taxes?”

 

Washington Post Publisher Katherine ‘Mouthwash’ Weymouth: “That’s exactly how much money I made my first decade as a prostitute*. Of course, AIDS, Hep-C drugs and decent mouthwash were more expensive back then.”

 

George Clooney: “The funniest stuff on the web. I’m glad you’re doing the work the leftist entertainment industry won’t. It seems like only yesterday that you guys hit 499,999. Thanks to you, I am now a Romney man. We will have a party at my house.”

 

Jennifer Aniston: “I was not scratching my crotch! I was digging for money! – To give to starving people! – To charity!  Ross, I was not scratching my crotch!”

 

Nancy Pelosi: “All I can say is that TheFineReport.com is a refreshing change from the lies that go on for what is now put on as news these days. Did I just say that?”

 

Peter Slipper: “I’m afraid to say anything, or you might turn it around on me and make a play on my name. So I’m not going to say anything. You will not make me slip – I’m going to keep my lips zipped.”

 

Convict Politician Keith Judd: “And here I thought I had a scam going before I got locked up. How long did it take to get this crappy website  up and running — ten minutes? Seriously, I think I can do it better in my sleep  (that is, if my cellie keeps his hands to himself).  And don’t think I’m not gonna try, when I get out.”

 

John Boehner: “Please don’t mention my name. Please. I swear,  I’ll do anything. Except something brave. Anything but brave. Please! I’ll even pick up where ‘Mouthwash’ Weymouth left off. (Is it ‘Mouth,’ or ‘Mouthwash?” I think ‘Mouthwash’ sounds a lot better.)”

 

Rhinotillexomaniac, Barack Obama: “Just for that, I’m going to shake your hand. For a long time.”

 

Rhinotillexomaniac, Hillary Clinton: “Ditto that.”

 

The Professor: “See what a little scholarly class can do for a website? But I’ve never seen so many typographical and spelling errors in my life. What’s the name of this website, anyway?”

 

Ted Bundy: “Electrifying stuff. You guys kill me.”

 

Eric Holder: “What happens to Sheriff Joe is nothing compared to what’s going to happen to you. Nothing!”

 

Jay Carney: “Holder did not say that. What makes you think he said that? I assure you, he did not say that. Remember: I do not lie.”

 

Vladmir Putin: “If this website enters Russian data lines, it is your ass.”

 

TSA Agent Freddie the Fist: “I’ll be seeing you guys at the airport.”

 

Cher: “I don’t care if you’re not homophobes! You’re homophobes!”

 

Woody Allen: “You guys are just jealous that I can schtup Lindsay Lohan under restaurant tables, and you can’t.”

 

Rod Stewart: “Every penis tells a story. So I’m glad you’re telling  yours.”

 

Google CEO Larry Page: “I will break you.”

 

Senator Blutto Blutarsky: “Finally, someone’s got their sh-t together.”

 

Fred Armisen: “Big deal. I could do what you’re doing, if I wasn’t busy being a coward and a sell-out.”

 

Michelle Obama: “#$%& you too!”

 

Julia “Donuts” Blubberowski: “Who is this Fine Report?

 

L.A.’s failed Mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa: “Thanks for the hat tip! Don’t forget to watch my big speech at the Democrat convention!”

 

John Kerry: “If you put the kibosh on the story, I’ll contribute some of the $193,000,000.00 I embezzled using Senate inside information. Theresa said I could. You can trust me.”

 

TFR Editors: “You can blame this all on Oleg Atbashian**.”

 

 

*Denotes parody, social and political commentary.

 

 

** Oleg Atbashian is the creator of the PeoplesCube.com, and author of the book, “Shakedown Socialism.’ He is also a mentor to this website.

http://www.shakedownsocialism.com/

 
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Thought for the evening…

Published on May 12, 2012,

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.”

 

-Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

 

Hate:

 

– Magazine expose of Al Sharpton. (No joke)

 
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PARODY*

Published on May 12, 2012,

BREAKING: Washington Post Publisher Katherine Weymouth worked as a prostitute* in college?

 

Katherine ‘Mouthwash’ Weymouth, booking photo, in her days as a prostitute, strung out on meth?*

 

– Weymouth’s newspaper recently published a false story about American poltitician, Mitt Romney, accusing him of physically abusing a person. The Washington Post has yet to apologize. (NOT PARODY)  If parody is ever in order, it’s now, isn’t it?  So, let’s do it!

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2012/05/10/WaPo-Changes-Story-No-Correction


 

‘Mouthwash’ Weymouth comes clean?*

 

“My pimp at the time – Fillmore —  shortened my name, and called me ‘Mouthwash.’ It was hard, disgusting work. Let’s tell it like it is: I was a whore. (After the Romney false hit-piece I published, some people are calling me a whore now!  Ironic, huh?) But when you got a drug habit, you have to pay for it, no matter how.  Coming clean now feels good to me — almost as good as it must feel to Jennifer Aniston when she’s scratching her crotch. And no more need to gargle 50 times a day. That, and publishing a newspaper. What more could a former b.j. queen and crackhead ask for? And, I get paid a lot, too.”*

 

 
– Today: clean and sober? Former b.j queen: “But sometimes I yearn for the past. So I’ll gargle here and there, just for old times sake.* These days, I get my ‘whore fix’ by further destroying what was once a great newspaper and selling out my country to blindly shill for a handful of corrupt politicians.”
(IS THAT LAST SENTENCE PARODY? YOU TELL US.)

 

 

“That is some funny stuff, boy!  That is what I call ‘parody!’ Keep it up, you guys , you’re doing important commentary — and slaying me at the same time Hey, isn’t this what Saturday Night Live is paying those sell-out a-holes they have on staff to do?”

 

-Actor George Clooney

 

 

 

*Retraction and apology to Weymouth: same as WAPO recently gave to Mitt Romney. And that’s a lot, from a humble website, to a giant international organ. (Steady ‘Mouthwash,’ don’t get excited — we don’t mean that kind of organ.)

 

 

 

Martin Luther King Jr.: “A lie cannot live.”

 
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Obama’s own doctor: ‘THE GUY SUCKS!’

Published on May 11, 2012,

 

Barack Obama’s former doctor claims that Obama lacks passion, feeling and humanity. He also believes Obamacare will be a disaster for the nation:

 

-From the new book, The Amateur, by Edward Klein

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=51433

 

( “So I began to use my entire fist during his prostate exams, just to give him a little extra  ‘humanity.’ No lubricant, either. But I don’t think he gets it.”)

 

 

Related:

 

Obama: “Sometimes I forget how bad the recession is.”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2882615/posts

 

(“Between golf, vacationing, flying around on Air Force One and partying with George Clooney, who has time to think about it? Besides, it’s all part of the Cloward-Piven* plan.”)

 

Barack Rhinotillexomania Obama

 

 

 

*The Cloward-Piven plan:

http://cloward-piven.com/

 
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Al Sharpton: GOP WAR ON DANCING!

Published on May 10, 2012,

Al Sharpton: GOP Declare ‘War on Black People’ — Time To ‘Fire Back’ 

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/09/ITS-WAR-ON-BLACKS-Sharpton

 

“Rememba — G.O.P. means, ‘Gots to Oppress People!'”

– Race-baiter, anti-Semite and Barack Obama-intimate, Al Sharpton

 

 

“It’s da war on black peoples!”

– “Excuse me?”

 

 

“And it’s da war on dem womens people!”

“So that‘s the psycho that’s on MSNBC!”

 

 

“And it’s da war  on dem immigrants people!”

-“Of course this is very sad and frightening, but it’s also getting kind of funny.”

 

 

“Now, it’s da GOP war on us dancing peoples!”

 

-“Dat’s it baby, put your knee right up dere!”

 

 

“Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.  So a ‘war’ on ignorance, is what I think it’s time for. And it’s time to get rational again. And time to vote malignant people out office, and ensure no one like them is ever again put in a position to disgrace our nation’s  dignity. I had a ‘dream’ my friends, not this nightmare. So yet again, we will have to repent in this generation not merely for the hateful words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people.”

–  “And another thing: what happened to the war on war?”    Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

 

The nightmare:

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Serial-Killer Ted Bundy, Among Others, Responds to TIME Cover

Published on May 10, 2012,

 

Liberal periodical TIME Magazine, recent cover:

 

 

 

“It was exactly a dumb c-nt like that woman who turned me into the monster I was.  Exactly. Why don’t they put that on the cover?”

 

Executed serial killer, Theordore Bundy.  Bundy expressed a lifelong resentment toward his mother.

 

 

 

 

….What?? Why are you upset about the language?  We thought that’s how you like to talk about women:

 

Bill Maher Calls Sarah Palin The ‘C-Word’ During His Stand-Up Act

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/bill-maher-calls-sarah-palin-the-c-word-during-his-stand-up-act/

 

“Sarah Palin Is A C-nt” say Obama Supporters

 

 

 

 THE PROFESSOR WEIGHS IN:

“This is an absolute glofication of pedophila”

 

Hey there!

 

“That poor child has a tort case against not only his mother, but against Time Magazine. The state and federal governments also have criminal cases against them, as this is arguably child pornography. The most basic legal definition of child pornography is ‘a sexually explicit image or film of a person under 18 years of age.’ In my opinion, the act itself of that mother (if it is his mother — and if it’s not, she is going to wind up in prison)  is deranged, but the act of putting her child in public view in that manner is criminal — as is Time’s production and publication of the picture. It is also an act of child abuse — even if the child ‘agreed’ to pose for the picture, because this young child does not have legal capacity to have given permission to be photographed doing what he is doing. This is an absolute  glorification of pedophilia. Hopefully a court will step in an appoint a guardian ad litem for this child to sue both Time Magazine, the photographer, the crew, and anyone involved in the distribribution and sale of this issue. Then, there is the case this child has against his mother. Hopefully, and if there is any justice, she won’t be his mother for long. The earlier we can step in, the sooner this child can begin healing, and avoid a life of circular recovery, and possibly a depravation of his freedom or his victimizing anyone. Excluse me for the harsh language, but the lunatics who came up with this idea probably came up with the idea that racism causes global warming. (If anything, racism causes global cooling, because if a certain segment of the population is kept impoverished, they will consume less energy. But that’s another discussion). Boy, I’m glad I got that off my chest. Until next time!

 

 

“I’m back. Sorry, but wow, I’m really upset.  Now I can’t remember what I did with a purple sticky-note I’ve been looking for. If anybody sees, it, let me know. But more importantly, we have to get the government on top of this, and get this kid a lawyer.”

 

Professor Papalopolopolis’ C.V.:

http://thefinereport.com/2012/04/who-is-the-professor/

 

 

 

“WE’RE JUST KIDS! STOP SEXUALLY EXPLOITING US!  YOU ‘LIBERAL MEDIA’  PERVERTS  —  GO GET YOUR ROCKS OFF SOMEPLACE ELSE AND STOP DESTROYING OUR CHANCES FOR HAPPINESS!”

 

 

 

 

“I promise, kid: if I find them, I will kill every last one of the mother-f-ckers.”

Jack ‘Have Gun Did Travel’

 

 

Who is Jack ‘Have Gun Did Travel?’

http://thefinereport.com/2012/05/emergency-email-from-argentina/

 

 

“Don’t bother, Jack. Just get them locked-up. We know how to take care of creeps like these on the inside.”

Inmate Keith Judd, 53,  who while incarcerated, almost beat Barack Obama in a state primary election.

 

 

 

Copyright 2012 TheFineReport.com

thefinereport@gmail.com

 

 
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ASK A MUSLIM!:

Published on May 10, 2012,

In our new feature, ‘Ask A Muslim!,‘ we asked American Muslim, Amir Abdel Ammar a question weighing heavily on the minds of many Americans:

 

TFR: “Which processor would you recommend on the new 21 inch iMac?”

 

AMMAR: “Depends on what you’re doing with it. If you’re an average user, the 2.5Ghz processor is fine. If you’re going to do video editing or gaming, go with the 2.7 for the extra two hundred bucks. But I have the 2.5, and I’m pretty happy with it.”

 

TFR: “Thanks.”

 

AMMAR:  “You’re welcome.”

 

 

Wait — we have another Muslim looking to weigh-in:

 

 

Barack Hussein Obama: “What’s a processor?”

 

 

 

 

 
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Obama “Finishes His Evolution”

Published on May 10, 2012,

The ‘American Evolution’ of 2012: “Give me a nostril, or give me death!”

 

The very latest “news” media propaganda for Barack Obama: 

MSNBC, forwarding the Associated Press:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47366846

 

(TEXT IS VERBATIM:)
“Obama has officially finished evolving. He now has a new position.  Until very recently, much of the betting was on Obama taking a pass on the touchy issue until after the election. On Wednesday, he picked it.

 

 

Old position picked:

 

 

New position picked:

 

 

Other old position picked:

 

 

New position picked:

Doh!! — Wrong hand and wrong part of the body!
(Nor is a look of hate on your face recomended when saluting the flag. But then, the Obamas have never willingly saluted the American flag, so it’s understandable they do it uncomfortably and do it wrong. Here, each puts their left hand instead of the appropriate right hand over their right lung instead of their heart. And their look of disgust?  It’s okay — we don’t like them, either.)

 

 

Reference:

 

 

Hillary Clinton, the ‘refereshing new farce disgrace face in politics,’ gives the battle cry for the ‘American Evolution:’ “No King, but, King Jesus!*.”

 

” Jesus, is this a king-size…”

 

 

*“No King, but, King Jesus” was Benjamin Franklin’s favorite battle cry of the Revolutionary War.

 
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Chicago Democrat Politicial Figure Arrested for Beating Her Daughter

Published on May 10, 2012,

-The suspect, Democrat Natalie Manley

http://freebeacon.com/chicagoland-dem-arrested-for-beating-daughter/

 

The victim said she had come home and told her mother, Chicago Democrat political figure Natalie Manley, she had lost her phone. Manley then began to hit her daugher in the face with closed fists, kicked her about the body and struck her with a set of keys.

 

Said the suspect “I’m a Democrat. I even beat my children liberally. She’s lucky I didn’t whack her.”
 
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Britain’s ‘Obamacare’ Service: Don’t Say ‘Obese’

Published on May 10, 2012,

 

http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/british-dont-say-obese.html

 

The British government wants health care workers to stop using the word ‘obese’ because it might offend fat people, according to new recommendations of the National Health Service, Britain’s equivalent of the newly enacted ‘Obamacare’ system in the United States.

 

Guidance sent to health officials warned that “the term ‘obesity’ may be unhelpful – while some people like to ‘hear it like it is,’ others may consider it derogatory.”  Instead, individuals who are morbidly obese should be “Merely Urged To Try,” the Daily Mail reported.

 

 

Obese people in Britain will now be referred to as “MUTTs.”

 

– British “MUTT.”

 

 

 

 

“I’ve got enough of a complex about my weight as it ’tis.  I don’t appreciate this at ‘tall!”

– British mutt.

 

 
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Putin Cancels Meeting With Barack Obama

Published on May 10, 2012,

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/05/09/putin-opts-out-g-8-summit-cancels-meeting-with-obama/

 

– Putin, at parade commemorating victory over America Germany.

 

Russian President Vladimir Putin is skipping a planned visit to the United States this month and a much-anticipated meeting with President Barack Obama, the White House announced Wednesday.

 

“Besides,” said Putin, “there are two things I never do: one, travel to meet someone about to be booted out of office. And two, put myself in a position to shake hands with a nose-picker.”

 

 

“Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!….”

-Actor Georege Clooney

 

Putin continued: “And you’ll notice I never met with Hillary Clinton either.  (So I hear your ‘news’ operatives hit her ‘reset button,’ and now she’s the ‘refreshing new image in politics.’ That was very funny, by the way. Even Defense Minister Serdyukov laughed!)”

 

The ‘refereshing new farce disgrace face in politics.

 

“HA-HA-HA-HA!……”

-Actor Georege Clooney

 
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ABC “News:” Al Qaeda’s latest designs involve bombs surgically implanted in terrorists

Published on May 9, 2012,

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/al-qaeda-bombmaker-designs-bombs-hide-cameras-hard/story?id=16314239

 

So if you thought the TSA’s Freddie The Fist was bad —

 

The Fist, checking a suspicous package.

 

 

— wait till you get groped at the airport by these guys:

 

– If you reserved a window seat, you’re going to get one — literally.

 

 

 
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Canada’s New Twenty Dollar Bill Under Fire For being “pornographic”

Published on May 9, 2012,

 

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/too-pornographic-canadas-new-twenty-dollar-bill-under-fire-for-unusual-reason/

 

Disgusting.

 

Please feel free to dispose of any of it you might have in the receptacle provided at the top right-side of this screen.

 

 
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OVERHEARD: Barack Obama on the phone with British Prime Minister David Cameron

Published on May 9, 2012,

 

Obama: “This is driving me crazy. Just so I’m clear: you’re saying ‘Great Britain’ and the ‘United Kingdom’ are the same place?”

Cameron: “Seriously — who the devil is this?”

 

 

 

Help.

 

 

“Don’t worry. I get out in a few months, and I’m comin’ to save ya.”

– Incarcerated criminal Keith Judd, who nearly defeated Barack Obama yesterday in a state primary election.

 

 

 
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How unpopular is Barack ‘Who’s Sane?’ Obama? THIS unpopular:

Published on May 9, 2012,

Meet the real ‘refreshing new image in American politics’

 

“I thought that was me. …hic… Damn, lost again.” 


 

— A GUY IN PRISON FOR 17 YEARS ALMOST BEATS THE AMERICAN MADMAN  IN YESTERDAY’S WEST VIRGINIA PRIMARY!

 

A CONVICT gets 40% of vote in West Virginia primary vote; Madman: 60%

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141657/Texas-INMATE-gets-40-cent-votes-Obama-West-Virginia-primary.html

 

 -Seriously, what’s not to love about this guy? He hasn’t even been convicted of anything. Yet.

 

 

 

The ‘refreshing new image in politics’: a guy in prison for 17 years is almost as popular as the current president of the United States.

“I may be a crook, but I never ate my dog.”  Inmate Keith Judd, 53, currently incarcerated for committing extortion.

 

 

 

Remember, he who laughs last, laughs best…

-Golden Retriever, with excellent teeth.

 

 

“Yes, but the president will still get the criminal vote in the general election, because criminals have long been part of the Obama base. And they can’t say this president hasn’t delivered for them.”

-White House Press Secretary, ‘Baghdad Jay’ Carney

(Image courtesy of Peoplescube.com)

 

Mugshots of the loyal base:

 

 

 
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Hillary ‘Rodham’ Clinton, the ‘refereshing new image in politics’ – a pictorial history of her early life

Published on May 8, 2012,

 

Now that Hillary Rodham Clinton is the Washington Post’s ‘refreshing new image in politics’ (see previous post, below), we take a look back at her early days, before she somehow became the ‘Smartest Woman in America’ (as she has long  touted herself to be, with an intellect rivaled only by our 4th Greatest President, the dog-eating Barack Hussein Obama):

 

 

 

-Hillary Rodham, circa high school.

 

 

 

-Hillary Rodham, circa college.

 

 

 

-Hillary Rodham, circa law school.

 

 

 

-Husband Bill Clinton, circa college.

 

 

 

-The Rodham family, typical Sunday.

 

 

 

Currently:

 

U.S. Secretary of Inebriation Hillary Rodham Clinton, boozing it up at a controversial party, while abroad in Columbia.

 

 

To be continued…
 
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RINO Richard Lugar Gets the Hook

Published on May 8, 2012,

RINO Senator Richard Luger got the hook today from voters. Lugar, a quintessential ‘Republican in name only,’ has voted consistently against his party for decades.

 

Hey Lugar: don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

 

 

 

“You know, considering what that crazy Elizabeth Warren said about someone’s high cheek bones and being an Indian, I think with my slanty eyes, I could be part Chinaman.  I had a pretty good run in America — maybe I should go to Asia and try my hand  betraying supporters over there. You know, come to think of it, I could become the world’s first ChINO.”

-Rino Richard Lugar. (Footprint in rear-end not shown.)

 

 
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Latest media spin: “Hillary Clinton, barefaced and bespectacled, is a refreshing image in politics”

Published on May 8, 2012,

 

Maybe there are enough people ignorant enough to buy this:

 

The Washington Post gushes:

 

“But we aren’t accustomed to seeing female politicians and politicos without camera-ready makeup and, God forbid, showing wrinkles. In fact, how many pictures in glossy magazines have probably been airbrushed to make Hillary picture-perfect?

 

“While I’m a makeup addict, it’s refreshing to see Hillary fresh-faced. She looked like a schoolgirl in the picture – the Hillary from her granola college days at Wellesley. It was the look that won her few fans back in Arkansas in her days as the state’s first lady. After all, Southern women love their makeup, and Hillary wore little.

 

“As Hillary prepares to exit the high-wire of politics, are we finally seeing the real woman? It seems so.”

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/she-the-people/post/hillary-clinton-barefaced-and-bespectacled-is-a-refreshing-image-in-politics/2012/05/08/gIQAwR4HAU_blog.html

 

What, they never saw these ‘refreshing’ images?

 

-Yes, Hillary Clinton, the “refreshing new image in politics.”

 

 

 
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Cher Doesn’t Want to Breath Same Air as Romney

Published on May 8, 2012,

Cher (real name, Rhoda Horowitz):

 

‘Doesn’t want to breathe the same air as Romney and his ‘racist homophobic women hating tea-bagger masters’

http://twitchy.com/2012/05/08/cher-doesnt-want-to-breathe-the-same-air-as-romney-and-his-racist-homophobic-women-hating-tea-bagger-masters/

 

Rhoda, you won’t find anyone here forcing you to breathe.

 

-The face — and hair — of crazy.  If only wigs were brains…

 

Though we do have some other air we’d like you to breathe:

 

Dinosaur Farts May Have Warmed Ancient Earth

http://news.discovery.com/animals/dinosaur-farts-120507.html

 

 

 

Fellow crazy hair person. Only this one had talent:

-Famed ‘Wall of Sound’ music producer, Phil Spector, shown wearing a Cher wig during his trial for murder. (He was convicted, and now resides in a California prison, where he is working on his new sound, the ‘Sound of Walls.’)

 

 

 
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NOT FUNNY: Now a witness to Breitbart’s death vanishes

Published on May 8, 2012,

Interesting. Andrew Brietbart oddly gets invited to a dinner at Obama-intimate William Ayers’ home, then drops dead.

 

Then, on the day the L.A. Coroner releases the results of Brietbart’s autopsy, a photographic technician at the Coronor’s office suddenly dies  of suspicious causes.

 

Now, the only witness to see him die, Christopher Lassete, is missing.

http://www.wnd.com/2012/05/now-a-witness-to-breitbarts-death-disappears/?cat_orig=politics

 

Right before Breitbart died, he promised to release a video showing terrorist Ayers and Barack Obama at Harvard planning revolution in the United States. (What’s even more amazing is Obama actually showed up for work.) But soon after Breitbart died,  a less imflamatory video of Barack Obama introducing a mentor of his  (an America-hating radical Harvard professor — is there any other kind of Harvard professor?) was “released” instead.

 

The stakes are high, folks. And right now, a madman has the advantage.

 

– What happened to the smile?

 
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NO JOKE: Obama Signs Executive Order Threatening U.S. Sovereignty

Published on May 8, 2012,

This guy is bat-sh-t crazy:

 

 

Obama order moves U.S. toward world governance

http://times247.com/articles/obama-s-executive-order-inches-us-toward-world-governence

 

He can do it, too. It’s called a treaty by Executive Order, and it is within the power of the president, and its as binding on America as a treaty ratified by the Senate. It is not an exaggeration anymore: this guy really is nuts.

 

This current executive order follows these:

 

Obama authorizes himself to declare martial law in the event of war with Iran

http://times247.com/articles/kuhner-obama-authorizes-himself-to-declare-martial-law

 

Obama makes copyright treaty a national secret

http://www.computerweekly.com/news/2240088739/Obama-makes-copyright-treaty-a-national-secret

 

Obama’s Treaty by Executive Order

http://www.newswithviews.com/LeMieux/michael158.htm

 

Law Of Sea Treaty (LOST) ratified by Obama’s Executive Order 13547

http://bonfiresblog.wordpress.com/2011/06/20/law-of-sea-treaty-lost-ratified-by-obamas-executive-order-2010/

 

 

YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SAY YOU WEREN’T WARNED.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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42% of Americans Obese by 2030? Fat chance. Mere propaganda, with which to control your life:

Published on May 8, 2012,

It’s important to know that most obesity studies show that obesity rates are actually fattening flattening out. But that’s not what control-freaks on the left want you to hear:

 

“ABC ‘News:’

“42% of Americans Obese by 2030”

http://news.yahoo.com/fat-forecast-42-americans-obese-2030-192747932–abc-news-health.html

 

 

 What the headline should have read was:

 

“The Obama Legacy: Only 2,030 Americans Could Afford to Be Fat by 2042.”

 

 

Even Michelle Obama lost weight:

 

-Glamour and fashion icon Michelle Obama in her first year of eating free at the White House, shown putting the crush on Obamacare Reichfuhrer Katherine Sebelius. (Notice Sebelius’ severely curved right thumb.)

 

 

The Professor Weighs In:

 

‘The Skinny On the Fat Crisis: There Isn’t One.’

 By Professor Allison D. Papalopolopolis.

 

Hey there! 

 

“‘Weighs in.’ Hey, that’s funny. You know, this whole obesity thing is a bunch of blubber. A bunch of beefy, blimpy, bulging, bulky, burly, butterball, corpulent, distended, dumpy, elephantine, gargantuan, gross, heavyset, husky, inflated, jelly-belly, oversize, plumpish, ponderous, porcine, potbellied, pudgy, roly-poly, rotund, swollen, weighty, whalelike bunch of baloney! (I dare you to say that five times fast.) I’ve been around academia long enough to know these guys can skew a study any way they want. I mean look at what they did with global warming, and the fraud that’s turned out to be. And some of my peers were crazy enough to claim it was caused by racism! (How did they ever come up with that??) But what really fascinates me is the curve on Katherine Sebelius’ thumb (not that anything else about her interests me, though we really need to keep an eye on her — she’s crazy.). Do you know that a curved thumb is a recessive inherited trait? Interestingly, an inherited trait is outwardly obvious only when two copies of the gene for that trait are present—as opposed to a dominant trait where one copy of the gene for the dominant trait is sufficient to display the trait. As we in the field say, the condition is masked by the presence of the dominant gene when both are present; that is, the recessive condition is seen only in the absence of the dominant gene.  Just as interestedly, so is a condition called cutis laxa, which is a connective tissue disorder where the skin lacks elasticity and hangs in loose folds. (Attention all you guys: you can’t come up with a better pick-up line than that. And in case you don’t know, ‘No Cutis Laxa Here, Baby’ is my handle on Match.com.) Until next time!”

 

 

 

I know what you’re thinking: ‘She had to have found that purple sticky-note.’ Well, sorry to say I haven’t.  And if Obama is re-elected, I won’t be able to move to Canada without it. So if you see it, please let me know!”

 

Professor Papalopolopolis’ C.V.:

http://thefinereport.com/2012/04/who-is-the-professor/

 

 

 

Cutis laxa:

 
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It’s up! The shameless pandering for donations widget:

Published on May 7, 2012,
The money has been rolling in.  Donors so far:

 

George Soros: “Here. Now shut up.”

 

Barack Obama: “My finger might be up my nose, you you’ve got to admit it’s an otherwise very statuesque pose.”

 

John Boehner: “I’ll pay anything. Please, just go away.”

 

Leonardo DiCaprio: “Dude, thanks for the tough love. I’ve been sending her flowers every day.”

 

Larry Page: “Slowly, I will buy you and destroy you.”

 

Brad Pitt: “I can’t wait till you guys visit the White House. Then watch how I make fun of you.”

 

Eric Holder: “We’re tracing this money.”

 

Al Sharpton: “Dat picture of me dancing with dat hooker: so how much you want for it?”

 

The Professor: “Hey there! An astonishingly fresh and frank forum.  Hey, I just used an onomatopoeia*!”

 

Jack, Have Gun Did Travel: “These people know dick. Seriously — they do.”

 

Jay Carney: “Like Holder said, we’re tracing this money. I wouldn’t lie about it.”

 

Giant Shrimp: “Giving you money was no big thing at all.”

 

Elizabeth Warren: “Here’s $500. Now I want it back. Yes, I am part Indian-giver too.”

 

Hugo Chavez: I promise to remember you guys in my will:  “Hello, Fine Report.”

 

 

*Onomatopoeia is the use of imitative and naturally suggestive words for rhetorical, dramatic, or poetic effect.

 
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Hillary Clinton Wants To See A Female U.S. President In Her Lifetime

Published on May 7, 2012,

(Except Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Niki Haley, Susana Martinez, Mary Fallin, Jennette Bradle, Jan Brewer, etc., etc,. etc….)

 

– Insists it won’t be her:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/hillary_clinton_wants_female_not_jhv6n7lvIgPD5wihh5aOdM

 

Finally, , Hillary Clinton — arguably the worst Secretary of State in U.S. history — says something we can agree on.

 

Leave it to the British press tell it what the American press is too corrupt to report ( — and they’re being kind):  ‘Is Hillary Clinton becoming an embarrassment as Secretary of State?’

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100150955/is-hillary-clinton-becoming-an-embarrassment-as-secretary-of-state/

 

 

-After first vodka.

 

 

-After second vodka.

 

 

-After third vodka.

 

 

-Hangover. Lost count. “Coulda been a contenda…”

 

 

 

“I have a feeling she was thinking of about me running. I always get these feelings, you know. Then to calm down, I drink mucus of  snail.  Call me crazy, but at least I’m sober most of the time.”

-Former U.S. House Speaker Crazy Nancy Pelosi, run out of office in 2010.

 
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The Fine Report Signing off for the night

Published on May 7, 2012,

 

“Now I have to wait till morning for more ?  Seriously, how am I supposed to sleep?  ...Hey, is that my car being towed?!”

 

 

 

thefinereport@att.net

 
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Every Picture Tells A Story

Published on May 7, 2012,

Of course, some stories you want to know more than others.

 

-Fashion icon Rod Stewart, telling a story about something to his right.

 
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Good News from Our Friends in London: Mayor Re-elected

Published on May 7, 2012,

London re-elects conservative Mayor Johnson; rejects anti-Semitic leftist candidate

(Have you finally noticed that ‘anti-Semitic’ and ‘leftist’ go hand-in-hand?)

 

 

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/05/London-re-elects-Boris-Johnson-as-mayor

 
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Shades of 1932

Published on May 7, 2012,

Harbinger of civil war in France:

 

More Than One Quarter of Jews in France Want To Leave; First time since Nazis took power in Germany

 

Some 82 percent of respondents say anti-Semitism is a serious problem in France and 78 percent say it has deepened in the past few years.

 

Moreover, 38 percent of respondents say they personally have been the targets of anti-Semitic incidents, and 58 percent say they know friends or relatives who have been singled out.

 

Only 30 percent say they don’t know anyone who has experienced some form of anti-Semitism.

 

“Most of those who are thinking of leaving — 64 percent — have been victims of anti-Semitism, whether physical attacks, verbal assaults or some other form of anti-Jewish behavior.

http://www.jewishfederations.org/page.aspx?id=41975

 

Frightening stuff from The Gloved One?

– Did Google’s anti-Semitic search results aide a leftist in getting elected to office in France?

http://thefinereport.com/2012/05/frightening-stuff-from-the-gloved-one/

 

– Google CEO Larry Page?
– Is Obama-pal Page an anti-Semite?

 

See our previous post, ‘Frightening Stuff From The Gloved One’

http://thefinereport.com/2012/05/frightening-stuff-from-the-gloved-one/

 

 
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