Congressional Burglaries Baffle Staff, Police

http://nationaljournal.com/daily/house-burglaries-baffle-staff-police-20120516

 

Puzzling break-ins over the last month at the offices of at least three House members and several committees have U.S. Capitol Police gumshoes working to find a pattern and the culprits, with missing items ranging from cash and expensive computer equipment to autographed baseballs and alcohol.

 

In at least four of the cases, thieves broke into the offices at night when doors were locked, leading some staffers to believe they were victims of an inside job.

 

“The evidence points to someone with access to my office, and other offices in the Capitol complex, as the perpetrator,” freshman Rep. Trey Gowdy, R-S.C., surmised in a letter to the House’s Office of the Chief Administrative Officer.

 

In each case, items stolen were high in street value. Computer monitors, cameras, and cash were taken most frequently; other items included blazers, personal iPods, and in three cases, alcohol.

 

 

BREAKING:

 

SUSPECT APPREHENDED!

 

“I admit it! There, I said it!

…I did it because no one pays any attention to me anymore…  Please, if only I could have a second chance…”

 

-Suspect, House Speaker John Boehner