The First Stoner President

  Funny — but this is no joke. It accounts for everything.         “Dude, is that a new horror movie coming out or something?  It looks freakin’ scary!”    

Report: Chavez’s cancer has ‘entered the end-stage’

  A reporter has been told that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez  has metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma, an aggressive cancer that has, literally, “entered the end stage”. Metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma is also known by its ordinary name, “Cuban doctors butchered my rectum 5 times and I still went back for more.”   The prognosis is dire and that Chavez  … Read more

Our Stoner President Gives Medal of Freedom to a Marxist

  ‘Barry the Stoner’ destroys the prestige of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, awarding it to a Marxist:     “Over-use of marijuana has not affected my mind… Choom, good… Marxism, good…”       “Are you connecting the dots yet?  Dude, nobody sees more dots than me,  and even I’m connecting … Read more

If Obama had a son, he’d be stoned, like Trayvon Martin

  “If I had a son, he’d be stoned, like Trayvon Martin. He wouldn’t work much, either.”   -Connecting the dots: pathologically aloof ex-marijuana addict, U.S. president and stoner Barack Obama         Autopsy: Trayvon Martin had drugs in his system: – “Cuddles” Martin