Some fun, for the rest of us
Another success story from the Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton. Why so surpised, Hillary? How thick do you have to be to not know this is what happens when you put radicals in power? The following are but some of the newly enacted laws in Egypt under its recently installed Islamic government, the existence … Read more
Warning: Pay to see this film, and one hour later you’ll need to be entertained again. http://usa.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2012-04/24/content_15120556.htm (Careful China: if give to him generously — like America did — he will turn on you, too:) The Telegraph UK: “Avatar: the most expensive piece of anti-American propaganda ever made” http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100020721/avatar-the-most-expensive-piece-of-anti-american-propaganda-ever-made/ – Film Director James … Read more
(In case you missed our previous story, we reported on the Speaker of the Australian House of Representatives being embroiled in a scandal. His name is Peter Slipper. We did not make that up. We did, however, make a lot of this up:) Peter Slipper Denies Charges The Scandal with ‘Mr. Sandal ‘ Continues: … Read more
Since going online on Sunday, April 22, 2012 (4 days, for some of you): – 190,000+ hits – 63 countries – 2 planets “Even sick in bed, I thought it was funny. Insightful commentary, too. Better than anything on TV. And objective, in the sense they make fun of everyone, from … Read more
‘We Made History! Announcing: the ‘ESF’ Program Michelle Obama announces Barack Obama’s new program, “Government Moans,” officially known as “Everyone Start %$@#in.” ‘If you loved ‘Student Loans,’ you’ll love ‘Government Moans/ESF,’ where you can %$@# now, and pay later. (And, yes — here are special rates for Green %$@#ing) Paralelling the historical … Read more
“Even in bed….all I can do is dream about it.” – Google co-founder Larry Page, post botched plastic surgery Copyright 2012 The Fine Report [email protected]
Finally! A way to get whacked and still be able to say to the cops, “Hey man, I’m clean.” A troubling trend in teens drinking hand sanitizer Medical experts warn parents to watch for danger signs of young people getting drunk on the over-the-counter cleansers, which have a high percentage of ethyl alcohol. … Read more