Some fun, for the rest of us
COUNTDOWN TO AUGUST: ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE! “Well, not quite all. We keep a skeleton crew, to do maintenance. Believe me, running this place is not easy. It’s a living hell.” – Satan WEEKS REMAINING:
“What? What’d I do? And I thought you guys were on vacation?” -Historic blunderer, US Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts The madman: — “I’ll save the day! (Just so long as it doesn’t cause any consternation. We wouldn’t want any consternation ’cause I might get yelled at. Are … Read more
PEP TALK! Pep talk from Prof. William Jacobson, Associate Clinical Professor, Cornell Law School: “Was it over when Harry Reid pushed Obamacare through at Christmas time in December 2009? “Not when voters took to the voting booth and elected Scott Brown. “Was it over when Nancy Pelosi and House Democrats … Read more
VACATION UPDATE — BREAKING NEWS: Pelosi : “I could have arrested Karl Rove on any given day and put him in the Capitol prison” Continuing, Pelosi said on Wednesday to The Huffington Post, “I’m not kidding. There’s a prison here in the Capitol. If we had spotted him in the Capitol, we … Read more
“My penis is this big. But not my bank account, thanks to Barack Obama spreading your wealth around — to me. Like I said about Republicans: you people ‘are assholes’ Hey, I thought you guys were on vacation.” -Admitted communist, and Obama intimate, Van Jones. Obama Energy Dept. awards $2 million … Read more
Google Blows-Off America’s Flag Day Microsoft, on the other hand, celebrates it. (Use Bing or Yahoo to search. Use Hotmail or ymail or Yahoo mail instead of gmail.) Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/06/14/google-ignores-flag-day-while-rival-microsoft-celebrates/?test=latestnews#ixzz1xp3hEMA0 The difference on their home pages today: “I thought you guys were on vacation.” -Google CEO and … Read more
Queen of daytime useful idiocy, Joy Behar Wants to See Romney’s House Burn Down: ‘It Would Be Kind of Cool – the Mormon Fire Patrol’ http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/06/12/joy-behar-wants-see-romneys-house-burn-down-it-would-be-kind-cool-mor#ixzz1xdE9UsOa How about this: as Romney’s house burns down, Joy Behar is in it. Now that’s funny! “I thought you guys were on vacation.” -Useful idiot Joy Behar
Jeb Bush: No Place For Father, Reagan In Today’s “Ultra-conservative” GOP http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeedpolitics/jeb-bush-no-place-for-father-reagan-in-today39 “I always knew George Bush would flinch. No surprise with Jeb.“ -Former U.S. President Ronald Reagan “I thought you guys were on vacation.” -Jeb Bush. All that’s missing is a horn coming out if the middle of his face. … Read more
“Just as I believe voters have only 6 months to save America, I believe America can wait a mere 6 weeks until TheFineReport is back from vacation. Why, I’d bet my pants on it. Hell, I’d bet Hillary’s truss on it!” -Former U.S. President Bill Clinton, who confided that he believes American will … Read more
Nationalization of the Firearms Industry is Coming to the U.S. if America re-elects ‘Barack Obama:’ (No joke:) Venezuela has brought a new gun law into effect which bans the commercial sale of firearms and ammunition. Until now, anyone with a gun permit could buy arms from a private company. “It’s … Read more
(If you already read it, you may want to re-read this post: we added more content to it…) The word “stupid” doesn’t even come close to describing this woman’s incompetence. Deposed U.S. and Israeli ally Hosni Mubarak, sentenced to life in prison by Muslim Brotherhood faction now controlling the Egyptian government: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jun/02/hosni-mubarak-sentence-euphoria-anger … Read more
Besides her other craziness, it turns out Warren is a hypocrite and a fraud on a scale nearly equaling that of the two sleazebags in the White House, the Obamas: (No joke — except on all of us:) Elizabeth Warren, who has railed against predatory banks and heartless foreclosures, took part in … Read more
Virginia Democratic Rep. Jim Moran joined the growing chorus of opposition to the Obama administration’s proposed memorial to former President and World War II Allied Supreme Commander, Dwight D. Eisenhower, just ahead of Friday’s scheduled hearing on the monument’s controversial design. “I have also met with members of the Eisenhower family and share their objections to … Read more
