Hardballs:
“Mr. Romney, isn’t it true that even though you weren’t born at the time, you actively participated in the Armenian genocide by personally machine-gunning hundreds of thousands of women and children and then taking their money, using it to fund the Ku Klux Klan by laundering it through Bain Capital?”
“No. What the hell happened to your hair?”
Softballs:
“Barack — Mr. President — Sir — Your Holiness: if you don’t mind my asking, just how does it feel to be the hippest, coolest cat in the history of the known and probably unknown universe?”
-ABC “News” fraud George Stephanopoulos
“Pretty good. I get a lot of free stuff.”
-Mr. Cool
No balls:
“Now it looks like Romney’s going to take this thing. What am I gonna do?”
-GOP House boy Speaker John Boehner, a vain coward of historic proportions.
“Boehner, on my word as your president: no matter where I go, you will always have your position as my lawn-jockey.”
“Whew! Thanks, Boss.”
Steel balls:
-Clint Eastwood
-Sheriff Joe Arpio, recently winning an unconstitutional intimidation battle with the Obama goon squad Justice Department.
-Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker
“I have steel balls — in my head! WHA-HAAAAA!!!!”
-Crazy Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of office in 2010.