Happy 20th Anniversary, Barack and Michelle!

Twenty glorious years of a sham marriage between an undesirable heterosexual woman and a closet gay man — a sham of a marriage second only to that between Bill and Hillary Clinton.

 

Justin Beiber, the King of Rock, sends his congratulations:

– In an usual turn, Beiber is shown vomiting on stage on the first night of his new world tour.  (It is unusual in that it is his audience that usually vomits.)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/oct/01/justin-bieber-vomits-on-stage