It also means a better-than-average chance we will hit 5,000,001. (Hey — we just did.)
Special thanks – depending on how you feel – to Oleg Atbashian at ThePeoplesCube.com for making The Fine Report happen.
The congratulations are pouring in! —
“You iz da problem. Even before you wuz around, you been da problem. You always be da problem. I forget what da problem is, but I’ll solve that question later. And den put Eric Holda all over it.”
“You can all go @#$% yourselves. You too, Oprah!”
*grunt!*
“I want my piece of the action. In small bills.”
“The hell with congratulating you guys. I should congratulate myself — for not opening my mouth lately so I can avoid winding up on this crazy thing.”
“I’ll have a drink in your honor. Or two. Or three. Or seventeen. First I have to pick my nose. *hic!*
“I’m more scared than ever.”
“Thanks for keeping my Hitler moustache nicely trimmed. A swastika would have been nice. Maybe next time.”
“Here I though I was a piece of @#$% — until I came across this thing. I actually feel better about myself — if that’s possible.”
“This site is so stupid, it’s cool! It should run for president!”
“Party! — at my place!”
“If Obama is re-elected, I will have you strip-searched on Letterman. And then Leno. And then John Stewart. And then MSNBC.”
“Hail to the Fuhrer. (It was his work. You didn’t do this!)”
“Enough with the Michelle Obama comparisons, okay? I’m still too humiliated to come out of hiding.”
“After looking at this site, I think your web hosting service is a worse slumlord than I ever was.”
“Youse dirty @#$#%s! You’ll get yours! — Unless Obama loses. Then, I’ll come work for yous guys breakin’ heads.”
“How. I mean — how did this happen?”
“The Fine Report did not hit 5,000,000. Obama is ahead in the polls.”
“At least there’s one place on the ‘Net with a little dignity. And that’s the goddam Fine Report.”
“Six months of absolute turn-on! I would go out with anyone associated with The Fine Report. ( — If they’ll pick me up tonight at eight.)”
