Some fun, for the rest of us
-Justin Beiber, vomiting on state. The American public rejected junk pop music last night in a stunning referendum. The American Music Awards scored their lowest rating ever– a 3.4–and lost to everything else that was playing on television. Apparently, even tweens couldn’t make Justin Bieber a hit, let alone the rest of the … Read more
Sans teleprompter, barry makes a fool of himself, and the U.S. — again: On his trip to Asia this week, Obama struggled to pronounce the name of Aung San Suu Kyi, the most prominent human rights activist in the world: As Obama stood next to the world’s most recognized democracy icon, he mispronounced … Read more
Who cares what you do! (The rest of us will be having a great time.) “Ain’t dat da troof. Bunch o’ punk faggots.” Al Sharpton caught on videotape, calling a man a ‘punk faggot:’ http://spectator.org/archives/2012/03/16/nbc-news-punk-faggot-scandal-e “A Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-@#$%ing night.”
(You have to ask?) The above is parody and satire. We do not know if this beautiful woman has fantasies about TheFineReport.com — though we have our suspicions, as we’re sure you do. (A first clue is that we have not been invited to her place for Thanksgiving dinner; on the other … Read more
