Say hello to the new de facto Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi:

 

You read it here first:

 

DUM’s latest scam: filling the vacuum of leadership left by GOP Squeaker ‘Jane’ Boehner with none other than Crazy Nancy Pelosi…

 

 

“I’m back!  And I’m DUM-er than ever!”

 

 

“I’ll drink to that. I’ll drink to anything.”