Hillary *hic* Clinton to Return to Work Next Week as Secretary of Inebriation
After barfing, being dehydrated and having fainting spells purportedly from Benghazi flu, fugaziĀ Secretary of Inebriation Clinton will resume her usual office schedule next week: Wednesdays through Thursdays, 1PM to 2PM.
http://news.yahoo.com/hillary-rodham-clinton-return-next-week-234724412.html