A cowboy-themed young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club hosting a NBC News party. With his six-shooter clad dummy on his knee, the ventriloquist and his dummy start making media bias jokes, when David Gregory stands up, shouting:
”I’ve heard enough of your stupid right wing jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype journalists that way? It’s people like you, with their guns and their bibles, who keep people ignorant, foster violence and murder! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination and hate not only against blacks and women, but teachers and unions! — All in the name of humor!”
Embarrassed, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when Gregory yells, ”You stay out of this, asshole! I’m talking to that jerk on your knee!”
