Shake hands with Michelle Obama! ( — but wear gloves)

Cratching her crotch

h/t: Iowntheworld.com

No wig or pop-up ad on an awards show is going to make a silk purse out of this sow.

 

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Rasta Man in-law, John Boehner. Read all about it:

http://thefinereport.com/2013/04/no-joke-john-boeheners-daughter-to-marry-jamacian-potheat-with-criminal-record/