Some fun, for the rest of us
VACATION UPDATE — BREAKING NEWS: Pelosi : “I could have arrested Karl Rove on any given day and put him in the Capitol prison” Continuing, Pelosi said on Wednesday to The Huffington Post, “I’m not kidding. There’s a prison here in the Capitol. If we had spotted him in the Capitol, we … Read more
“My penis is this big. But not my bank account, thanks to Barack Obama spreading your wealth around — to me. Like I said about Republicans: you people ‘are assholes’ Hey, I thought you guys were on vacation.” -Admitted communist, and Obama intimate, Van Jones. Obama Energy Dept. awards $2 million … Read more
Google Blows-Off America’s Flag Day Microsoft, on the other hand, celebrates it. (Use Bing or Yahoo to search. Use Hotmail or ymail or Yahoo mail instead of gmail.) Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/06/14/google-ignores-flag-day-while-rival-microsoft-celebrates/?test=latestnews#ixzz1xp3hEMA0 The difference on their home pages today: “I thought you guys were on vacation.” -Google CEO and … Read more
Queen of daytime useful idiocy, Joy Behar Wants to See Romney’s House Burn Down: ‘It Would Be Kind of Cool – the Mormon Fire Patrol’ http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/06/12/joy-behar-wants-see-romneys-house-burn-down-it-would-be-kind-cool-mor#ixzz1xdE9UsOa How about this: as Romney’s house burns down, Joy Behar is in it. Now that’s funny! “I thought you guys were on vacation.” -Useful idiot Joy Behar
Jeb Bush: No Place For Father, Reagan In Today’s “Ultra-conservative” GOP http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeedpolitics/jeb-bush-no-place-for-father-reagan-in-today39 “I always knew George Bush would flinch. No surprise with Jeb.“ -Former U.S. President Ronald Reagan “I thought you guys were on vacation.” -Jeb Bush. All that’s missing is a horn coming out if the middle of his face. … Read more
“Just as I believe voters have only 6 months to save America, I believe America can wait a mere 6 weeks until TheFineReport is back from vacation. Why, I’d bet my pants on it. Hell, I’d bet Hillary’s truss on it!” -Former U.S. President Bill Clinton, who confided that he believes American will … Read more
Nationalization of the Firearms Industry is Coming to the U.S. if America re-elects ‘Barack Obama:’ (No joke:) Venezuela has brought a new gun law into effect which bans the commercial sale of firearms and ammunition. Until now, anyone with a gun permit could buy arms from a private company. “It’s … Read more
(If you already read it, you may want to re-read this post: we added more content to it…) The word “stupid” doesn’t even come close to describing this woman’s incompetence. Deposed U.S. and Israeli ally Hosni Mubarak, sentenced to life in prison by Muslim Brotherhood faction now controlling the Egyptian government: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jun/02/hosni-mubarak-sentence-euphoria-anger … Read more
Besides her other craziness, it turns out Warren is a hypocrite and a fraud on a scale nearly equaling that of the two sleazebags in the White House, the Obamas: (No joke — except on all of us:) Elizabeth Warren, who has railed against predatory banks and heartless foreclosures, took part in … Read more
Virginia Democratic Rep. Jim Moran joined the growing chorus of opposition to the Obama administration’s proposed memorial to former President and World War II Allied Supreme Commander, Dwight D. Eisenhower, just ahead of Friday’s scheduled hearing on the monument’s controversial design. “I have also met with members of the Eisenhower family and share their objections to … Read more
-Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., quoted in the case Buck v. Bell, 274 U.S. 200 (1927) http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/historics/USSC_CR_0274_0200_ZO.html Imbecile in generation #1: -Barry Sotelo’s grandmother Imbecile in generation #2: -Barry Sotelo’s mother Imbecile in generation #3, the finished product: -Barry Sotelo Bonus … Read more
“Just curious. But how is that corrupt imbecile Eric Holder still holding high office?” -Former U.S. Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., one of the giants of American law. “Gosh. Beats me.” – U.S. House Speaker John Boehner, coward and failure. A disgrace among House Speakers, … Read more
“Just curious. But who are those two morons you Americans have living in the White House?” Former British Prime Minister and hero of World War II, Winston Churchill.
-Stoner Barry Sotelo And now… …president of the United States. Dope and change. -Presidential Judaism expert (he read about it), 4th greatest president and marijuana syndrome sufferer, Barry Sotelo, now known by his hallucinatory name, ‘Barack Obama.’
Funny — but this is no joke. It accounts for everything. “Dude, is that a new horror movie coming out or something? It looks freakin’ scary!”
Obama stressed he probably knows about Judaism more than any other president, because he read about it. “No other president has read about the Jew. One night I smoked a bowl, ate some dog, then read the ‘Mein Kampf’ Cliff Notes, cover to cover. Not to mention one or two of Julius Streicher’s works … Read more
A reporter has been told that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma, an aggressive cancer that has, literally, “entered the end stage”. Metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma is also known by its ordinary name, “Cuban doctors butchered my rectum 5 times and I still went back for more.” The prognosis is dire and that Chavez … Read more
‘Barry the Stoner’ destroys the prestige of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, awarding it to a Marxist: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1610739/posts http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/dolores-huerta-presidential-medal-of-freedom_n_1553163.html?1338320534&ref=latino-voices&utm_hp_ref=twitter&comm_ref=&comm_crv= “Over-use of marijuana has not affected my mind… Choom, good… Marxism, good…” “Are you connecting the dots yet? Dude, nobody sees more dots than me, and even I’m connecting … Read more
“If I had a son, he’d be stoned, like Trayvon Martin. He wouldn’t work much, either.” -Connecting the dots: pathologically aloof ex-marijuana addict, U.S. president and stoner Barack Obama Autopsy: Trayvon Martin had drugs in his system: http://www.wlbt.com/story/18506505/autopsy-trayvon-martin-had-drugs-in-his-system – “Cuddles” Martin
“Hello, my fellow Kenyans. I mean, Americans. In the earlier part of this century (I guess about 2000 or so), there were death camps in certain countries. In these camps, they killed people. I’m not sure who they killed, but somebody got it. And then one day, camp was over and everybody went home. … Read more
Kid: “Okay Obama, if this really is your head and it’s not up your ass like my Dad says, then how come you just told everybody that the Nazi death camps were ‘Polish’ death camps — as if the Poles were killing people, not the Nazis?” Obama: “All right, enough already. What is … Read more
Barbara Steisand gives money to domestic terrorists? http://filmladd.com/?WhatDidBarbaraStreisandKnow “Huh? Who are you guys? Where am I?” -Sex symbol, Barbara Streisand And a-one, and a-two and a-three and a-four — People, People who blow-up people, Are my favorite people in the world. They’re children, malignant children, And yet letting a grown-up … Read more
(Between bowing to foreign leaders and bending over for America’s enemies, he’s getting a lot of practice) Kid: “Obama, my Dad told me you have no brains.” Obama: “Your Dad is crazy. I have plenty of brains. See? — They’re in my head.” (Obama bends down) Kid: “Obama, you can’t … Read more
‘President Spicoli’ has lost a few brain cells: “Duhhh….” Obama’s ‘Sons:’ They Are Real for Him http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/05/obamas_sons_they_are_real_for_him.html#ixzz1wBS8mh95 Obama Again Mentions ‘My Sons,’ While Defending Contraception Mandate http://cnsnews.com/blog/terence-p-jeffrey/obama-twice-mistakenly-mentions-my-sons-while-defending-contraception-mandate -The ‘Obama boys’ “That dude is a righteous freak. People who ‘choom’ should not be president!” -The real Jeff Spicoli
Perhaps in their honor this November, Americans won’t re-elect a traitor as its president. -The traitor, caught on an open microphone telling outgoing Russian President Dmitry Medvedev to relay to Russian dictator Vladmir Putin that he will have “more flexibility” after the 2012 election to destroy America’s … Read more
“A million hits? Dude! You are my heroes!” – Hits expert, Jeff Spigoli “A million hits? You must be permanently wasted!” -Barry Sotelo, on his own way to his millionth hit. President Spigoli, still at it: ________________________________________________________________ Enough of these two malignant clowns. It’s time … Read more
The fascist movement in America: Interesting documentary on YouTube about the rise of Hitler and the Nazi party in Germany (see link, below). Many parallels to today, including the tactics being used by the left and the Obama administration. You’ll be horrified by the similarities: “I’m part Brownshirt, too.” … Read more
William Ayers‘ Michelle Obama’s New Vegetable Book, ‘American Green Groan’ “For the first time in my adult life, I’m proud of something on American soil.” -A basket case and ‘her’ book “American Groan” will also include tips for starting your own garden. “With Barack destroying the economy, people better learn … Read more
