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A lunatic’s words come back to bite him in the rear-end:

Published on July 17, 2012,


“If you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own!”

-‘Barack Obama’


In Obama’s case, that is absolutely true.



The “autobiographies” any reasonable person now knows he did not write:




William Ayers admits (again) he wrote “Obama’s” books:




 “He didn’t write them?  I did not know that.”




“But I did my hair myself. And, I dressed myself!  — At least until the ‘intervention.'”



“I did not know that either.”



The Fine Report Vacation





“Oh no.  Not you people again!”

-Former US House Speaker, crazy  Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of office in 2010.



“Well, it was good while it lasted…hic!…”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton




Insight Into the Minds of People Who Support Barack Obama

Published on July 17, 2012,



An Obama supporter’s point-of-view — at opening time:







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Mitt Romney, clueless wonder

Published on July 16, 2012,


Copyright 2012 TheFineReport.com



Romney, please: for God and country —




 “Hey, thanks for the honorable mention.

I thought you guys were on vacation?”





The Fine Report Vacation





Obama doesn’t apologize to Romney; Romney puzzled

Published on July 15, 2012,

Back to the Etch-A-Sketch:


“I can’t believe he didn’t apologize. I really can’t believe it. Could all those crazy right-wingers be correct, and this guy really is a ruthless leftist, intent on destroying the country as we know it? Could it be he’s not the nice young man I thought he was, and not simply in over his head?  I mean, some of the thing he says really do sound crazy.  And the people he’s surrounded himself with and appointed to the highest offices in our government: self-professed Communists and Maoists and race-baiters…  Come to think of it, he’s really not that young, either.  Maybe even Ann’s wrong, and that gorilla he calls ‘wife’ isn’t ‘lovely.’ Could all this really be?”





” — Nah!…  But what’s the next step?  Hmmm… I’d better call McCain and Boehner for advice. Hey — I thought you guys were on vacation.”




Advice to Mitt:







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A Malignant Moron Calling Himself ‘Barack Obama’

Published on July 15, 2012,


He said it:


“If you’ve got a business —- you didn’t build that.  Somebody else made that happen.”

-Barack Obama 7/15/2012





Remember folks:  While you can’t pick your family, you can pick your nose — and still pick your president. For now.




“Hey, I thought you guys were on vacation.

(Excuse me while I put my finger up my nose

to the second knuckle, right in the middle of

this press conference.)”

-Barack Obama, builder of nothing, creator of nothing, except misery and hate.






The Fine Report Summer Vacation Countdown: 2 weeks remaining

Published on July 13, 2012,


In the meantime…



Useful idiots:




Plus one?



“I’m also looking forward to meeting with the Nude Black Panthers

later this month.  Van Jones will moderate.  I’m sorry — is it ‘Nude

Black Panthers’ or ‘New’ Black Panthers?’  I keep getting that

mixed up. And if it is ‘Nude,’ why are they naked?”

 “Hey, I just heard North Korea just wiped out Seoul

with an atom bomb. I say we demand they apologize!…

Now  what are you people booing at??”





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The Fine Report Summer Vacation Countdown: 3 weeks remaining

Published on July 9, 2012,


In the meantime…







More doormats:





And one Halloween mask:

(Can you believe October is almost here?)




The Fine Report Vacation








The Fine Report’s Summer Vacation Countdown

Published on June 29, 2012,







“Well, not quite all. We keep a skeleton crew,

to do maintenance. Believe me, running this place is not easy.

It’s a living hell.”

 – Satan








John Roberts turns the nation over to a madman

Published on June 29, 2012,



“What? What’d I do?

And I thought you guys were

on vacation?”

-Historic blunderer, US Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts



The madman:



— “I’ll save the day! (Just so long as it

doesn’t cause any consternation. We

wouldn’t want any consternation ’cause

I might get yelled at. Are you guys on

vacation, or what?)”

-US Squeaker of the House John Boehner



A sad, sad day, and possibly the beginning of the end of the greatest political experiment in the history of the world.



“And dat’s dat.”

-Race baiter, Jew hater, homophobe, MSNBC television host and Obama-intimate Al Sharpton




To the Voting Booth!

Published on June 28, 2012,




Pep talk from Prof. William Jacobson, Associate Clinical Professor, Cornell Law School:


“Was it over when Harry Reid pushed Obamacare through at Christmas time in December 2009?


“Not when voters took to the voting booth and elected Scott Brown.


“Was it over when Nancy Pelosi and House Democrats were forced to accept the Senate version so that reconciliation could be used, as she marched to the Capitol with large gavel in hand?


“Not when the nation rose up and threw the Democrats out of power in the House in 2010.


“Is it over now that the Supreme Court has upheld the mandate on the basis of a taxing power which Democrats expressly disavowed while passing Obamacare?


“Not unless we allow Barack Obama to be reelected and the Democrats to hold the Senate.


“You know what you have to do.”





“I thought you guys were

on vacation.”

Prof. William A. Jacobson



No More Doubts About Nancy Pelosi Being Mentally Ill

Published on June 20, 2012,




Pelosi : “I could have arrested Karl Rove on any given day and put him in the Capitol prison”


Continuing, Pelosi said on Wednesday to The Huffington Post, “I’m not kidding. There’s a prison here in the Capitol. If we had spotted him in the Capitol, we could have arrested him.”



Pelosi, you are a very, very sick person.

(We’re not kidding either.)



Crazy Nancy Pelosi’s hallucinatory prison in the

basement of Congress?




“It was in that room “Pelosi” was

branded on my buttock with a hot iron.

Sitting down has never been the same.”

Squeaker of the House, John Boehner




“Hey I thought you guys were on vacation.”

-Former US House Speaker, the mentally ill Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of office in 2010.







Communist Obama-buddy Van Jones gets $2 millon ‘solar grant’

Published on June 15, 2012,


“My penis is this big. But not my bank

account, thanks to Barack Obama spreading

your wealth around — to me. Like I said about

Republicans: you people ‘are assholes’

Hey, I thought you guys were on vacation.”


-Admitted communist, and Obama intimate, Van Jones.



Obama Energy Dept. awards $2 million grant to solar company linked with Van Jones


White House Adviser Van Jones Forced to Resign






“My penis is this big.”






Google’s “f-ck America” campaign continues

Published on June 14, 2012,


Google Blows-Off America’s Flag Day


Microsoft, on the other hand, celebrates it.

(Use Bing or Yahoo to search. Use Hotmail or ymail or Yahoo mail instead of gmail.)


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/06/14/google-ignores-flag-day-while-rival-microsoft-celebrates/?test=latestnews#ixzz1xp3hEMA0



The difference on their home pages today:



“I thought you guys were on


-Google CEO and co-founder Larry Page?





Talk show hag and useful idiot of the left Joy Behar wants to see Romney’s house burn down

Published on June 12, 2012,

Queen of daytime useful idiocy, Joy Behar Wants to See Romney’s House Burn Down: ‘It Would Be Kind of Cool – the Mormon Fire Patrol’


How about this:  as Romney’s house burns down, Joy Behar is in it.  Now that’s funny!


“I thought you guys were on


-Useful idiot Joy Behar



Jeb Bush: RINO

Published on June 12, 2012,

Jeb Bush: No Place For Father, Reagan In Today’s “Ultra-conservative” GOP



“I always knew George Bush would flinch.

No surprise with Jeb.

-Former U.S. President Ronald Reagan




“I thought you guys were on vacation.”

-Jeb Bush. All that’s missing is a horn coming out if the middle of his face.





Published on June 4, 2012,


“Just as I believe voters have only 6 months

to save America, I believe America can wait

a mere 6 weeks until TheFineReport is

back from vacation. Why, I’d bet my pants on it.

Hell, I’d bet Hillary’s truss on it!”


-Former U.S. President Bill Clinton, who confided that he believes American will be destroyed if ‘Barack Obama’ is re-elected.






We are on vacation!


 (No, it’s not a ‘Michelle Obama $5 million special’)


For the months of June and July, we’re going to be traveling, having fun, and even be on a few secret missions.


If important stories break, we’ll try and post from wherever we are. So keep in touch and continue to stop by.


Remember: You can always reach us at:





On August 1, 2012, on TheFineReport.com:








“Duh… Communism is good…”



In the meantime, we’ll be chilling out….



Doubling our efforts….



…to meet fine women at the beach.







…And get to know them better. Like this man has.



Have a great June and July, everyone!

(There are over 200 posts on this website. That’s your summer reading. There will be an examination.)



“Did you head dat? Dey’s gone for half da summer! 

I can start riots in peace!  Zimmaman!!!!!!!!!!……”

-Race baiter, Jew hater, homophobe, MSNBC television host and Obama-intimate Al Sharpton







Venezuela bans private gun ownership

Published on June 3, 2012,


Nationalization of the Firearms Industry is Coming to the U.S. if America re-elects ‘Barack Obama:’


(No joke:)


Venezuela has brought a new gun law into effect which bans the commercial sale of firearms and ammunition.


Until now, anyone with a gun permit could buy arms from a private company.


“It’s gun-control on steroids and its nationalizing the firearms industry. And I’m certain American progressives are envious of both actions: banning gun ownership and nationalizing the gun industry,” said the Venezuelan police source who requested anonymity.





“This is how we”ll do gun control, Barack:  I’ll go first. Then you go, but after
you’re re-elected — you’ll have more ‘flexibility,’ if you know what I mean.”

“‘Flexibility,’ huh? So that’s how you do it. And neither of us gets
treated by any Cuban government doctors until the plan is fully implimented?”








-Interesting how Qaddafi was only overthrown when the U.S.

secretly provided Libyan citizens with guns.



There is a 1,674 page bill (“Map-21”) about to go voted on by the House of Representatives that will give the IRS power to revoke your passport if you owe back taxes, as well as provide absolute power to a government bureaucrat to restrict firearms:



Here is the text of of the bill:




“Gosh. Maybe we should pass it to

see what’s in it.”

– U.S. House Speaker John Boehner, coward and failure.

A disgrace among House Speakers, second only

to crazy former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.



 “Hey — get your own routine, Boehner!”

-Former US House Speaker Crazy Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of office in 2010.








The dumbest Secretary of State in the history of the Republic: Hillary Clinton

Published on June 2, 2012,

(If you already read it, you may want to re-read this post: we added more content to it…)


The word “stupid” doesn’t even come close to describing this woman’s incompetence.


Deposed U.S. and Israeli ally Hosni Mubarak, sentenced to life in prison by Muslim Brotherhood faction now controlling the Egyptian government:



“Muslim who-hood?…hic!…”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton


-Clinton and friend: race baiter, Jew hater, homophobe, MSNBC television host and Obama-intimate Al Sharpton



With the Mid-East about to explode because of Clinton’s aid in the ascension of the radical Muslim Brotherhood to power in Egypt and in Libya, this is Clinton’s priority, and her belief:


Clinton in Arctic to see impact of climate change:





While Hillary Clinton watches the ‘impact of global warming,’ two polar bears watch the impact of “Hope and Change:”


Polar Bear 1: “We see a lot of people come through here. But this woman was the dumbest human we’ve ever encountered. Am I right, Knut?”


Polar Bear 2: “Look — she’s throwing a liquor bottle in the water!  Ewww, now she’s barfing over the rail again!”


Polar Bear 1: “Go in the water, Knut — I dare you.”


Polar Bear 2: “You’re a very funny bear.”


Polar Bear 1:  “Talk about ‘climate?’ How they take her sorry ass to a different one… What the hell?… Look — she’s reaching for the liquor botttle! “




Polar Bear 2: “On no — she just fell in the water!”





Polar Bear 1: “Folks, either enough Americans vote for Mitt Romney this November, or we all better start learning how to say ‘global warming’ in Chinese.”

-Arctic political analyst, Polar Bear 1




 “Unlike me, pick your battles wisely.”





“Stop! I can’t breathe!…. You gotta be making this up!”




“No, it’s all true! Wait till you hear about this guy who calls himself ‘Barack Hussein Obama! — They elected him president!”








“And they elected Joe Biden vice president!”








Who says the leftist “women’s” movement has no sense of humor?

Published on June 2, 2012,




Elizabeth Warren: liar and sociopath, is now a hypocrite and a predator — of her own family!

Published on June 2, 2012,

Besides her other craziness, it turns out Warren is a hypocrite and a fraud on a scale nearly equaling that of the two sleazebags in the White House, the Obamas:



(No joke — except on all of us:)


Elizabeth Warren, who has railed against predatory banks and heartless foreclosures, took part in about a dozen Oklahoma real estate deals that netted her hefty profits through maneuvers such as “flipping” foreclosed properties.


A Boston Herald review has found that the Warren loaned money at high interest rates to relatives and purchased foreclosed properties at bargain prices.





“I wasn’t lying when I said I was an Indian-giver.”

-Elizabeth Warren, also know by her Indian name, ‘Lying Swine.’




“I heard that ‘Obamas ‘sleazebag’ crack.”



Oops — we need to apologize:


Apology from the Editor:

Sorry, but these things happen. We apologize to Sleazebags everywhere for our comparing them to the Obamas.



Former U.S. President Eisenhower’s Family Protests Obama Admin’s Memorial Design

Published on June 1, 2012,


Virginia Democratic Rep. Jim Moran joined the growing chorus of opposition to the Obama administration’s proposed memorial to former President and World War II Allied Supreme Commander, Dwight D. Eisenhower, just ahead of Friday’s scheduled hearing on the monument’s controversial design. “I have also met with members of the Eisenhower family and share their objections to the current design,” said Moran.


Remarked current U.S. president and post-marijuana addict syndrome-suffer Barack Obama, “I know more about Eisenhower than any U.S. president,  “cause I read about it,  just like I read about those Jews. So I know what’s best for the design. And the Jews. The design, at least, needs a bright color. The Jews need a bright color, too. If I’m re-elected, I’ll see they all get a yellow star to wear on their clothing.”


-Malignant stoner, US president Barack Obama


The memorial design has also drawn harsh words from the Eisenhower family, despite recent revisions Obama administration architects made (the addition of a banana palm, to “soften any perceived rhetoric”)  following public criticism. NCAS has also criticized the Eisenhower Memorial’s proposed design, which the society called an “impious, soulless design … that suggests nothing noble or heroic” and “represents a fundamental cleavage with the tradition of national presidential memorials — to say the least.”


House oversight committee chairman Rep. Darrell Issa demanded documents detailing the commission’s design-selection process. An Obama spokesman assured Issa would get the documents “when Eric Holder turns over subpoenaed Justice Department records, or when hell freezes over. Whichever comes first.”


House Speaker John Boehner, when reached for comment remarked, “All these years, and I never knew Eisenhower had a beard. Gosh, maybe the President really does know Eisenhower better than anyone else.”



-The Obama administration’s proposed Eisenhower memorial.








-A trip down memory lane.



“Three generations of imbeciles are enough!”

Published on May 31, 2012,

-Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., quoted in the case Buck v. Bell, 274 U.S. 200 (1927)





Imbecile in generation #1:

-Barry Sotelo’s grandmother




Imbecile in generation #2:

-Barry Sotelo’s mother




Imbecile in generation #3, the finished product:

-Barry Sotelo




Bonus imbecile:

-Barry’s uncle Onyango




Special guest imbecile:


“ObamaCare will be upheld 6-3,  because I Know The Constitution — like Obama knows those Jews!”

-Former US House Speaker Crazy Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of office in 2010.








Justice Holmes has a question.

Published on May 31, 2012,


“Just curious.  But how is that corrupt imbecile Eric Holder still holding high office?”



-Former U.S. Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.,

one of the giants of American law.






“Gosh. Beats me.”

– U.S. House Speaker John Boehner, coward and failure.

A disgrace among House Speakers, second only

to crazy former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.





Winston Churchill poses a question.

Published on May 31, 2012,


“Just curious.  But who are those two morons you Americans have living in the White House?”



Former British Prime Minister and hero of World War II,  Winston Churchill.



Stoned agin.

Published on May 31, 2012,


-Stoner Barry Sotelo



And now…


…president of the United States.


Dope and change.


-Presidential Judaism expert (he read about it), 4th greatest president and marijuana syndrome sufferer, Barry Sotelo, now known by his hallucinatory name, ‘Barack Obama.’



The First Stoner President

Published on May 30, 2012,


Funny — but this is no joke. It accounts for everything.





“Dude, is that a new horror movie coming out or something?  It looks freakin’ scary!”




Stoner Barack Obama Stresses He Probably Knows About Judaism More than Any Other President

Published on May 30, 2012,


Obama stressed he probably knows about Judaism more than any other president, because he read about it. “No other president has read about the Jew. One night I smoked a bowl, ate some dog, then read the ‘Mein Kampf’ Cliff Notes, cover to cover. Not to mention one or two of Julius Streicher’s works Michelle had laying around. I now know the Jew, unlike any other president knows the Jew. Except maybe President Hitler.”


Marijuana-addled US president Barack Insane Obama. “I’m the 4th Greatest something.”




Obama, in white-face make-up, left, last Halloween at Jesse Jackson’s ‘Hymie-theme’ party. With science czar John Holdren, center; and anti-bullying czar Dan Savage, as a Rabbi from the Napoleonic era.



US President Barack Obama also met with a group of Conservative rabbis and Conservative Movement leaders on Tuesday in the Roosevelt Room of the White House.


The wide-ranging discussion included a focus on Israel, Iran, and domestic concerns. The president and his chief of staff Jacob Lew spent an hour answering questions from Conservative leadership from across the country.


During the meeting, Obama  said the Republicans are trying to portray him as not being supportive of Israel by stressing the fact that his father was Muslim and he has a Muslim name, that he has been overly aggressive in pushing Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to promote the peace process with the Palestinians, that he has supported the rabidly anti-Semitic Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Libya, that he associates closely with anti-Semites Al Sharpton and Jeremiah Wright, that people in his administration blame Israel for anti-Semitism around the world, that the Occupy street rabble doing his bidding are anti-Semitic, his ties with George Soro’s Media Matters anti-Semtic group, his appointment of an anti-Semite as anti-Semitism czar, that he doesn’t know the Nazis ran the World War II death camps and not the Polish – and doesn’t care, his association with anti-Semite Harvard lunatic Derrick Bell, his anti-Semitic 2008 campaign manager Merril McPeak, that Saudi Prince Khalid al-Mansour and Al-Waleed bin Talal who bought his way into Harvard blamed the attacks of 9/11 on Israel, his admiration for Zbigniew Brzezinski who is famous for helping to create the Taliban and who is a Judeophobic conspiracy theorist who believes the Jews control U.S foreign policy and Congress, his past association with anti-Semite Louis Farrakhan, his association with anti-Semitic Moveon.org, his official anti-Israel blogger Anna Hussein, his association with rabid Israel-hater Samantha Power, and so on. “So why do I get the short-shrift?” According to the US leader, he has Israel’s best interest in mind: “You Hymies are confused, let me make that clear.”


During the meeting, one of the rabbis told Obama that he has a gay son and thanked Obama for publicly supporting gay marriage. Replied Obama, “My son is gay?”


The president shared his sense of personal connection to the State of Israel and his deep knowledge and appreciation of Jewish tradition. “With our own money, my wife is as cheap as any Jew.”


Rabbi Jack L. Moline, public policy director of the Rabbinical Assembly, said “The opportunity to speak with candor and depth to the president was a valuable, especially at a time when we are usually limited to sound bites and media selectivity. I can say without reservation, this man is truly out of his mind.”







“C’mon, Obama, no kidding around: where is your brain?  And is ‘Obama’ really your
name, or did  you change it like that ‘Worldpeace’ guy on the Lakers?”




“Hey, dickwads! — Does that kid have to do all the work for us??”

-Former Senator Blutto Blutarsky



Report: Chavez’s cancer has ‘entered the end-stage’

Published on May 30, 2012,


A reporter has been told that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez  has metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma, an aggressive cancer that has, literally, “entered the end stage”. Metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma is also known by its ordinary name, “Cuban doctors butchered my rectum 5 times and I still went back for more.”


The prognosis is dire and that Chavez  is now not expected to live “more than a couple of months at most,”  particularly after intestinal complications resulting from buying Michelle Obama’s new cookbook and trying one of the recipes.


Chavez is running for re-election in Venezuela but several sources, including the one who revealed  the exact kind of cancer have said they believe it is doubtful the dictator will survive this severe form of ‘national health care destroyed-ass’ syndrome long enough to see the election results, or ever cook another Michelle Obama recipe while he is alive. He is said to have put the book for sale on ebay, offering free shipping and a month supply of Gas-X.



“To TheFineReport, who said I would never remember them in my will:   I leave them this hat.”





Chavez, shown with an earlier tumor:



Our Stoner President Gives Medal of Freedom to a Marxist

Published on May 30, 2012,


‘Barry the Stoner’ destroys the prestige of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, awarding it to a Marxist:






“Over-use of marijuana has not affected my mind… Choom, good… Marxism, good…”




“Are you connecting the dots yet?  Dude, nobody sees more dots than me,  and even I’m connecting them.  This guy’s a freak!”






If Obama had a son, he’d be stoned, like Trayvon Martin

Published on May 30, 2012,


“If I had a son, he’d be stoned, like Trayvon Martin. He wouldn’t work much, either.”


-Connecting the dots: pathologically aloof ex-marijuana addict, U.S. president and stoner Barack Obama





Autopsy: Trayvon Martin had drugs in his system:


– “Cuddles” Martin



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