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Communist Obama-buddy Van Jones gets $2 millon ‘solar grant’

Published on June 15, 2012,

 

“My penis is this big. But not my bank

account, thanks to Barack Obama spreading

your wealth around — to me. Like I said about

Republicans: you people ‘are assholes’

Hey, I thought you guys were on vacation.”

 

-Admitted communist, and Obama intimate, Van Jones.

 

 

Obama Energy Dept. awards $2 million grant to solar company linked with Van Jones

http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/14/obama-energy-dept-awards-2-million-grant-to-solar-company-linked-with-van-jones/


White House Adviser Van Jones Forced to Resign

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2009/09/06/van_jones_resigns.html

 

 

 

 

“My penis is this big.”

 

 

 

 

 
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Google’s “f-ck America” campaign continues

Published on June 14, 2012,

 

Google Blows-Off America’s Flag Day

 

Microsoft, on the other hand, celebrates it.

(Use Bing or Yahoo to search. Use Hotmail or ymail or Yahoo mail instead of gmail.)

 

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/06/14/google-ignores-flag-day-while-rival-microsoft-celebrates/?test=latestnews#ixzz1xp3hEMA0

 

 

The difference on their home pages today:

 

 

“I thought you guys were on

vacation.”

-Google CEO and co-founder Larry Page?

 

 

 

 
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Talk show hag and useful idiot of the left Joy Behar wants to see Romney’s house burn down

Published on June 12, 2012,

Queen of daytime useful idiocy, Joy Behar Wants to See Romney’s House Burn Down: ‘It Would Be Kind of Cool – the Mormon Fire Patrol’

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/06/12/joy-behar-wants-see-romneys-house-burn-down-it-would-be-kind-cool-mor#ixzz1xdE9UsOa


How about this:  as Romney’s house burns down, Joy Behar is in it.  Now that’s funny!

 

“I thought you guys were on

vacation.”

-Useful idiot Joy Behar

 

 
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Jeb Bush: RINO

Published on June 12, 2012,

Jeb Bush: No Place For Father, Reagan In Today’s “Ultra-conservative” GOP

http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeedpolitics/jeb-bush-no-place-for-father-reagan-in-today39

 

“I always knew George Bush would flinch.

No surprise with Jeb.

-Former U.S. President Ronald Reagan

 

 

 

“I thought you guys were on vacation.”

-Jeb Bush. All that’s missing is a horn coming out if the middle of his face.

 

 

 
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THE FINE REPORT’S SUMMER VACATION BEGINS!

Published on June 4, 2012,

 

“Just as I believe voters have only 6 months

to save America, I believe America can wait

a mere 6 weeks until TheFineReport is

back from vacation. Why, I’d bet my pants on it.

Hell, I’d bet Hillary’s truss on it!”

 

-Former U.S. President Bill Clinton, who confided that he believes American will be destroyed if ‘Barack Obama’ is re-elected.

 

 

COUNTDOWN TO AUGUST

 

WEEKS REMAINING:

We are on vacation!

 

 (No, it’s not a ‘Michelle Obama $5 million special’)

 

For the months of June and July, we’re going to be traveling, having fun, and even be on a few secret missions.

 

If important stories break, we’ll try and post from wherever we are. So keep in touch and continue to stop by.

 

Remember: You can always reach us at:

thefinereport@gmail.com

 

 

 

On August 1, 2012, on TheFineReport.com:

 

THE ALL-OUT ASSAULT ON BULLSH-T SHALL BEGIN. 

 

 

 

THAT MEANS YOU, BARRY.

 

“Duh… Communism is good…”


 

 

In the meantime, we’ll be chilling out….

 

 

Doubling our efforts….

 

 

…to meet fine women at the beach.

 

 

 

 

 

 

…And get to know them better. Like this man has.

 

 

Have a great June and July, everyone!

(There are over 200 posts on this website. That’s your summer reading. There will be an examination.)

 

 

“Did you head dat? Dey’s gone for half da summer! 

I can start riots in peace!  Zimmaman!!!!!!!!!!……”

-Race baiter, Jew hater, homophobe, MSNBC television host and Obama-intimate Al Sharpton

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Venezuela bans private gun ownership

Published on June 3, 2012,

 

Nationalization of the Firearms Industry is Coming to the U.S. if America re-elects ‘Barack Obama:’

 

(No joke:)

 

Venezuela has brought a new gun law into effect which bans the commercial sale of firearms and ammunition.

 

Until now, anyone with a gun permit could buy arms from a private company.

 

“It’s gun-control on steroids and its nationalizing the firearms industry. And I’m certain American progressives are envious of both actions: banning gun ownership and nationalizing the gun industry,” said the Venezuelan police source who requested anonymity.

 

http://www.examiner.com/article/venezuela-s-chavez-bans-gun-ownership-and-firearms-sales

 

 

“This is how we”ll do gun control, Barack:  I’ll go first. Then you go, but after
you’re re-elected — you’ll have more ‘flexibility,’ if you know what I mean.”

“‘Flexibility,’ huh? So that’s how you do it. And neither of us gets
treated by any Cuban government doctors until the plan is fully implimented?”

 

 

“Agreed.”

 

 

 

 

-Interesting how Qaddafi was only overthrown when the U.S.

secretly provided Libyan citizens with guns.

 

 

There is a 1,674 page bill (“Map-21”) about to go voted on by the House of Representatives that will give the IRS power to revoke your passport if you owe back taxes, as well as provide absolute power to a government bureaucrat to restrict firearms:

http://www.examiner.com/article/controversy-ensues-over-new-irs-power

 

Here is the text of of the bill:

http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/BILLS-112s1813es/pdf/BILLS-112s1813es.pdf

 

 

“Gosh. Maybe we should pass it to

see what’s in it.”

– U.S. House Speaker John Boehner, coward and failure.

A disgrace among House Speakers, second only

to crazy former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

 

 

 “Hey — get your own routine, Boehner!”

-Former US House Speaker Crazy Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of office in 2010.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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The dumbest Secretary of State in the history of the Republic: Hillary Clinton

Published on June 2, 2012,

(If you already read it, you may want to re-read this post: we added more content to it…)

 

The word “stupid” doesn’t even come close to describing this woman’s incompetence.

 

Deposed U.S. and Israeli ally Hosni Mubarak, sentenced to life in prison by Muslim Brotherhood faction now controlling the Egyptian government:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jun/02/hosni-mubarak-sentence-euphoria-anger

 

“Muslim who-hood?…hic!…”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton

 

-Clinton and friend: race baiter, Jew hater, homophobe, MSNBC television host and Obama-intimate Al Sharpton

 

 

With the Mid-East about to explode because of Clinton’s aid in the ascension of the radical Muslim Brotherhood to power in Egypt and in Libya, this is Clinton’s priority, and her belief:

 

Clinton in Arctic to see impact of climate change:

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/clinton-arctic-see-impact-climate-change-151737949.html

 

 

 

While Hillary Clinton watches the ‘impact of global warming,’ two polar bears watch the impact of “Hope and Change:”

 

Polar Bear 1: “We see a lot of people come through here. But this woman was the dumbest human we’ve ever encountered. Am I right, Knut?”

 

Polar Bear 2: “Look — she’s throwing a liquor bottle in the water!  Ewww, now she’s barfing over the rail again!”

 

Polar Bear 1: “Go in the water, Knut — I dare you.”

 

Polar Bear 2: “You’re a very funny bear.”

 

Polar Bear 1:  “Talk about ‘climate?’ How they take her sorry ass to a different one… What the hell?… Look — she’s reaching for the liquor botttle! “

 

 

 

Polar Bear 2: “On no — she just fell in the water!”

 

 

 

 

Polar Bear 1: “Folks, either enough Americans vote for Mitt Romney this November, or we all better start learning how to say ‘global warming’ in Chinese.”

-Arctic political analyst, Polar Bear 1

 

 

 

 “Unlike me, pick your battles wisely.”

 

 

 

 

“Stop! I can’t breathe!…. You gotta be making this up!”

 

 

 

“No, it’s all true! Wait till you hear about this guy who calls himself ‘Barack Hussein Obama! — They elected him president!”

 

 

 

“HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA-HA-HA!!…..”

 

 

 

“And they elected Joe Biden vice president!”

 

 

 

“BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!….”

 

 

 
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Who says the leftist “women’s” movement has no sense of humor?

Published on June 2, 2012,

 

 

 
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Elizabeth Warren: liar and sociopath, is now a hypocrite and a predator — of her own family!

Published on June 2, 2012,

Besides her other craziness, it turns out Warren is a hypocrite and a fraud on a scale nearly equaling that of the two sleazebags in the White House, the Obamas:

 

 

(No joke — except on all of us:)

 

Elizabeth Warren, who has railed against predatory banks and heartless foreclosures, took part in about a dozen Oklahoma real estate deals that netted her hefty profits through maneuvers such as “flipping” foreclosed properties.

 

A Boston Herald review has found that the Warren loaned money at high interest rates to relatives and purchased foreclosed properties at bargain prices.

 

http://bostonherald.com/news/politics/view.bg?articleid=1061136010

 

 

“I wasn’t lying when I said I was an Indian-giver.”

-Elizabeth Warren, also know by her Indian name, ‘Lying Swine.’

 

 

 

“I heard that ‘Obamas ‘sleazebag’ crack.”

 

 

Oops — we need to apologize:

 

Apology from the Editor:

Sorry, but these things happen. We apologize to Sleazebags everywhere for our comparing them to the Obamas.

 

 
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Former U.S. President Eisenhower’s Family Protests Obama Admin’s Memorial Design

Published on June 1, 2012,

 

Virginia Democratic Rep. Jim Moran joined the growing chorus of opposition to the Obama administration’s proposed memorial to former President and World War II Allied Supreme Commander, Dwight D. Eisenhower, just ahead of Friday’s scheduled hearing on the monument’s controversial design. “I have also met with members of the Eisenhower family and share their objections to the current design,” said Moran.

 

Remarked current U.S. president and post-marijuana addict syndrome-suffer Barack Obama, “I know more about Eisenhower than any U.S. president,  “cause I read about it,  just like I read about those Jews. So I know what’s best for the design. And the Jews. The design, at least, needs a bright color. The Jews need a bright color, too. If I’m re-elected, I’ll see they all get a yellow star to wear on their clothing.”

 

-Malignant stoner, US president Barack Obama

 

The memorial design has also drawn harsh words from the Eisenhower family, despite recent revisions Obama administration architects made (the addition of a banana palm, to “soften any perceived rhetoric”)  following public criticism. NCAS has also criticized the Eisenhower Memorial’s proposed design, which the society called an “impious, soulless design … that suggests nothing noble or heroic” and “represents a fundamental cleavage with the tradition of national presidential memorials — to say the least.”

 

House oversight committee chairman Rep. Darrell Issa demanded documents detailing the commission’s design-selection process. An Obama spokesman assured Issa would get the documents “when Eric Holder turns over subpoenaed Justice Department records, or when hell freezes over. Whichever comes first.”

 

House Speaker John Boehner, when reached for comment remarked, “All these years, and I never knew Eisenhower had a beard. Gosh, maybe the President really does know Eisenhower better than anyone else.”

 

 

-The Obama administration’s proposed Eisenhower memorial.

 

 

http://dailycaller.com/2012/05/31/rep-jim-moran-joins-eisenhower-familys-effort-to-halt-memorial-design/#ixzz1wWF7uAYM

 

 

 

 

-A trip down memory lane.

 

 
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“Three generations of imbeciles are enough!”

Published on May 31, 2012,

-Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., quoted in the case Buck v. Bell, 274 U.S. 200 (1927)

http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/historics/USSC_CR_0274_0200_ZO.html

 

 

 

Imbecile in generation #1:

-Barry Sotelo’s grandmother

 

 

 

Imbecile in generation #2:

-Barry Sotelo’s mother

 

 

 

Imbecile in generation #3, the finished product:

-Barry Sotelo

 

 

 

Bonus imbecile:

-Barry’s uncle Onyango

 

 

 

Special guest imbecile:

 

“ObamaCare will be upheld 6-3,  because I Know The Constitution — like Obama knows those Jews!”

-Former US House Speaker Crazy Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of office in 2010.

 

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/05/31/pelosi_obamacare_will_be_upheld_6-3_because_i_know_the_constitution.html

 

 

 

 

 
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Justice Holmes has a question.

Published on May 31, 2012,

 

“Just curious.  But how is that corrupt imbecile Eric Holder still holding high office?”

 

 

-Former U.S. Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.,

one of the giants of American law.

 

 

 

 

 

“Gosh. Beats me.”

– U.S. House Speaker John Boehner, coward and failure.

A disgrace among House Speakers, second only

to crazy former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

 

 

 

 
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Winston Churchill poses a question.

Published on May 31, 2012,

 

“Just curious.  But who are those two morons you Americans have living in the White House?”

 

 

Former British Prime Minister and hero of World War II,  Winston Churchill.

 

 
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Stoned agin.

Published on May 31, 2012,

 

-Stoner Barry Sotelo

 

 

And now…

 

…president of the United States.

 

Dope and change.

 

-Presidential Judaism expert (he read about it), 4th greatest president and marijuana syndrome sufferer, Barry Sotelo, now known by his hallucinatory name, ‘Barack Obama.’

 

 
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The First Stoner President

Published on May 30, 2012,

 

Funny — but this is no joke. It accounts for everything.

 

 

 

 

“Dude, is that a new horror movie coming out or something?  It looks freakin’ scary!”

 

 

 
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Stoner Barack Obama Stresses He Probably Knows About Judaism More than Any Other President

Published on May 30, 2012,

 

Obama stressed he probably knows about Judaism more than any other president, because he read about it. “No other president has read about the Jew. One night I smoked a bowl, ate some dog, then read the ‘Mein Kampf’ Cliff Notes, cover to cover. Not to mention one or two of Julius Streicher’s works Michelle had laying around. I now know the Jew, unlike any other president knows the Jew. Except maybe President Hitler.”

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-stressed-he-probably-knows-about-judaism-more-any-other-president_646293.html

Marijuana-addled US president Barack Insane Obama. “I’m the 4th Greatest something.”

 

 

 

Obama, in white-face make-up, left, last Halloween at Jesse Jackson’s ‘Hymie-theme’ party. With science czar John Holdren, center; and anti-bullying czar Dan Savage, as a Rabbi from the Napoleonic era.

 

 

US President Barack Obama also met with a group of Conservative rabbis and Conservative Movement leaders on Tuesday in the Roosevelt Room of the White House.

 

The wide-ranging discussion included a focus on Israel, Iran, and domestic concerns. The president and his chief of staff Jacob Lew spent an hour answering questions from Conservative leadership from across the country.

 

During the meeting, Obama  said the Republicans are trying to portray him as not being supportive of Israel by stressing the fact that his father was Muslim and he has a Muslim name, that he has been overly aggressive in pushing Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to promote the peace process with the Palestinians, that he has supported the rabidly anti-Semitic Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Libya, that he associates closely with anti-Semites Al Sharpton and Jeremiah Wright, that people in his administration blame Israel for anti-Semitism around the world, that the Occupy street rabble doing his bidding are anti-Semitic, his ties with George Soro’s Media Matters anti-Semtic group, his appointment of an anti-Semite as anti-Semitism czar, that he doesn’t know the Nazis ran the World War II death camps and not the Polish – and doesn’t care, his association with anti-Semite Harvard lunatic Derrick Bell, his anti-Semitic 2008 campaign manager Merril McPeak, that Saudi Prince Khalid al-Mansour and Al-Waleed bin Talal who bought his way into Harvard blamed the attacks of 9/11 on Israel, his admiration for Zbigniew Brzezinski who is famous for helping to create the Taliban and who is a Judeophobic conspiracy theorist who believes the Jews control U.S foreign policy and Congress, his past association with anti-Semite Louis Farrakhan, his association with anti-Semitic Moveon.org, his official anti-Israel blogger Anna Hussein, his association with rabid Israel-hater Samantha Power, and so on. “So why do I get the short-shrift?” According to the US leader, he has Israel’s best interest in mind: “You Hymies are confused, let me make that clear.”

 

During the meeting, one of the rabbis told Obama that he has a gay son and thanked Obama for publicly supporting gay marriage. Replied Obama, “My son is gay?”

 

The president shared his sense of personal connection to the State of Israel and his deep knowledge and appreciation of Jewish tradition. “With our own money, my wife is as cheap as any Jew.”

 

Rabbi Jack L. Moline, public policy director of the Rabbinical Assembly, said “The opportunity to speak with candor and depth to the president was a valuable, especially at a time when we are usually limited to sound bites and media selectivity. I can say without reservation, this man is truly out of his mind.”

 

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4236210,00.html

 

 

 

 

“C’mon, Obama, no kidding around: where is your brain?  And is ‘Obama’ really your
name, or did  you change it like that ‘Worldpeace’ guy on the Lakers?”

 

 

 

“Hey, dickwads! — Does that kid have to do all the work for us??”

-Former Senator Blutto Blutarsky

 

 
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Report: Chavez’s cancer has ‘entered the end-stage’

Published on May 30, 2012,

 

A reporter has been told that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez  has metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma, an aggressive cancer that has, literally, “entered the end stage”. Metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma is also known by its ordinary name, “Cuban doctors butchered my rectum 5 times and I still went back for more.”

 

The prognosis is dire and that Chavez  is now not expected to live “more than a couple of months at most,”  particularly after intestinal complications resulting from buying Michelle Obama’s new cookbook and trying one of the recipes.

 

Chavez is running for re-election in Venezuela but several sources, including the one who revealed  the exact kind of cancer have said they believe it is doubtful the dictator will survive this severe form of ‘national health care destroyed-ass’ syndrome long enough to see the election results, or ever cook another Michelle Obama recipe while he is alive. He is said to have put the book for sale on ebay, offering free shipping and a month supply of Gas-X.

 

 

“To TheFineReport, who said I would never remember them in my will:   I leave them this hat.”

 

http://news.yahoo.com/report–chavez-s-cancer-has–entered-the-end-stage-.html;_ylt=AtIzIpjrBIWtJ8Hn40Wc0Uis0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNtcGNuaThuBG1pdANKdW1ib3Ryb24gRlAEcGtnAzc2MmFlNGUyLTU5YmItMzA5Zi05MjRjLTk1YTBiNTRmYmZlNARwb3MDMwRzZWMDanVtYm90cm9uBHZlcgMwYmJiMDU0YS1hY

 

 

Chavez, shown with an earlier tumor:

 

 
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Our Stoner President Gives Medal of Freedom to a Marxist

Published on May 30, 2012,

 

‘Barry the Stoner’ destroys the prestige of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, awarding it to a Marxist:

 

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1610739/posts

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/dolores-huerta-presidential-medal-of-freedom_n_1553163.html?1338320534&ref=latino-voices&utm_hp_ref=twitter&comm_ref=&comm_crv=

 

 

“Over-use of marijuana has not affected my mind… Choom, good… Marxism, good…”

 

 

 

“Are you connecting the dots yet?  Dude, nobody sees more dots than me,  and even I’m connecting them.  This guy’s a freak!”

 

 

 

 

 
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If Obama had a son, he’d be stoned, like Trayvon Martin

Published on May 30, 2012,

 

“If I had a son, he’d be stoned, like Trayvon Martin. He wouldn’t work much, either.”

 

-Connecting the dots: pathologically aloof ex-marijuana addict, U.S. president and stoner Barack Obama

 

 

 

 

Autopsy: Trayvon Martin had drugs in his system:

http://www.wlbt.com/story/18506505/autopsy-trayvon-martin-had-drugs-in-his-system

– “Cuddles” Martin

 

 

 
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The History of Nazi Death Camps, by President Spicoli

Published on May 29, 2012,

 

“Hello, my fellow Kenyans. I mean, Americans. In the earlier part of this century (I guess about 2000 or so), there were death camps in certain countries. In these camps, they killed people. I’m not sure who they killed, but somebody got it. And then one day, camp was over and everybody went home. In these camps, they had counselors and games and things. They’d start off the day with song and dance, and then arts and crafts. The better camps had swimming and water skiing. Lunch was always fun. After lunch, they’d play basketball. Then they’d go to dinner. After dinner, there’d be a dance or something. A lot of mischief went on in the barracks. like wedgies and things. How death fit into these places, or who got killed and for what reason, I don’t know. You’ll have to ask a Polish death camp counselor. Maybe certain people forgot to tip them at the end of the summer. I just don’t know. Until next time, my fellow Hawaiians.”

– Addled stoner, US president, Barack Hussein Obama (or whoever he really is).

 

 

Dope and Change 2012

 “I always took the high road. Something has to account for my pathological aloofness. In my case, it’s damage to my brain and my personality from pot use.”

 

 

 

“Dude, this guy’s a freak. I’m moving my millions — and my butt — to South American.”

 

 

 

Obama’s ignorance of the Nazi death camps::

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/obama-polish-death-camps-comment-spurs-polish-ou

 

 
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Obama and the kid, continuing their argument

Published on May 29, 2012,

 

 

Kid: “Okay Obama, if this really is your head and it’s not up your ass like my Dad says, then how come you just told everybody that the Nazi death camps were ‘Polish’ death camps — as if the Poles were killing people, not the Nazis?”


Obama: “All right, enough already. What is your Dad’s name?”

 

Kid: “Colin Powell. Why?”

 

 

(To be continued…)

 

Their prior encounter:

http://thefinereport.com/2012/05/obama-bends-over-for-kid/

 

The story:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/obama-polish-death-camps-comment-spurs-polish-ou

 

 
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New Lyrics to Barbara Streisand’s first hit song, “People”

Published on May 29, 2012,

Barbara Steisand gives money to domestic terrorists?

http://filmladd.com/?WhatDidBarbaraStreisandKnow

 

“Huh? Who are you guys? Where am I?”

-Sex symbol, Barbara Streisand

 

 

And a-one, and a-two and a-three and a-four —

 

 

People,
People who blow-up people,
Are my favorite people in the world.
They’re children, malignant children,
And yet letting a grown-up pride with a bomb inside.
Hide all the common sense,
Acting more like Charles Manson than children.
Useful idiots are very special people,
They’re the dumbest people in the world.

With one dumb person, one very dumb person,
A feeling deep in your a-hole,
Says you were a half-ass, now you’re the full hole.
No more hunger and thirst because you’re blown-up for the worst.
But first be a person who blows-up people.

People who blow-up people,
Are my favorite people in the world.

With one dumb person one very dumb person,
No more hunger and thirst because you’re blown-up for the worst.
But first be a person who blows-up people.
People who blow-up people,
Are my favorite people in the world…

 

 

“Oh, I get it. This is sarcasm, satire, or whatever you call it. Very funny.”

 


 

“Yes Barbara, that satire-thing is a bitch. You should have kept your big mouth shut, cause now we’re both on TheFineReport, and we’ll never get off this damn website.”

-Low-brow pornographer but talented businessman Larry Flynt, who fought for and won the right for all of us to stick it to the likes of Barbara Streisand, and Flynt himself in the seminal U.S. Supreme Court case of Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988). Flynt is confined to a wheelchair, from injuries sustained during an attempt on his life.

 

 

“Ain’t that a fact, Larry. And by the way, did you get those ‘special’ photos I sent you, ‘wink-wink?'”

-Former US House Speaker Crazy Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of office in 2010.

 

 

“Yes, thank you. They worked better than ipecac* ever did. Probably the fastest-working emetic I ever took. My doctor was impressed. Do you have a good laxative as well?”

 

 

“I have a great laxative, Larry. Just a little slight digital manipulation. Stand up, I’ll show you.”

-Joseph Biden (that’s insult enough), Vice President of the United States

 

 

 

 

A SATIRICAL AND HEARTFELT THANK YOU FROM DOMESTIC TERRORISTS THROUGHOUT AMERICA:  “WE LOVE YOU BARBARA! WE COULDN’T BLOW-UP ANYONE WITHOUT YOUR DONATIONS!”

 

 

 

 

*Ipecac is a syrup used medically, to induce vomiting. It is no longer recommended as an antidote in accidential poisoning cases. Nude photos of Nancy Pelosi work more quickly and do not mask symptoms of any poisoning itself, as Ipecec might. However, psychological trauma is a risk. Misuse of ipecac has been blamed for the death of well-known singer Karen Carpenter, a bulimic  in 1983. It has also been used as an agent for Münchausen syndrome by proxy (a condition where a malignant or insane caregiver induces health problems in those who are in their care; the Obamacare law is an example).

 
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Memorial Day, With A Happy Ending

Published on May 29, 2012,

 

 

 

 

 
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Obama bends over for kid

Published on May 28, 2012,

(Between bowing to foreign leaders and bending over for America’s enemies, he’s getting a lot of practice)

 

 

Kid: “Obama, my Dad told me you have no brains.”

 

Obama: “Your Dad is crazy. I have plenty of brains. See? — They’re in my head.”

 

(Obama bends down)

 

Kid: “Obama, you can’t fool me. That’s not your head. My Dad told me your head is up your ass.”

 

 

 

 
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‘Barack Obama’ (or whoever he is) is nuts.

Published on May 28, 2012,

 

‘President Spicoli’ has lost a few brain cells:

 

“Duhhh….”

 

 

Obama’s ‘Sons:’ They Are Real for Him

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/05/obamas_sons_they_are_real_for_him.html#ixzz1wBS8mh95

 

Obama Again Mentions ‘My Sons,’ While Defending Contraception Mandate

http://cnsnews.com/blog/terence-p-jeffrey/obama-twice-mistakenly-mentions-my-sons-while-defending-contraception-mandate

 

-The ‘Obama boys’

 

 

“That dude is a righteous freak.  People who ‘choom’ should not be president!”

-The real Jeff Spicoli

 
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Honoring Our Fallen

Published on May 28, 2012,

 

 

 

 

 

Perhaps in their honor this November, Americans won’t re-elect a traitor as its president.

 

 

 

-The traitor, caught on an open microphone telling outgoing Russian President Dmitry Medvedev to relay to Russian dictator Vladmir Putin that he will have “more flexibility” after the 2012 election to destroy America’s missile defense, if he is able to decieve voters again in November.

 

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-flexibility-remark-sadly-true-says-rep-wilson-202028893.html

 

 

‘Barack Obama’ (Barry Sotelo, or whoever he really is) is the first U.S. president in history to bow to a foreign leader, let alone a dictator, a communist or a monarch of  a nation America was once at war with.

 

 

 

November 2, 2012: America’s final chance.

 

 

 
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ONE MILLION HITS, IN OUR FIRST 5 WEEKS

Published on May 27, 2012,

 

 

 

“A million hits? Dude! You are my heroes!”

– Hits expert, Jeff Spigoli

 

 

“A million hits? You must be permanently wasted!”

-Barry Sotelo, on his own way to his millionth hit.

 

 

President Spigoli, still at it:

 

 

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Enough of these two malignant clowns. It’s time to get down to some serious ‘thank yous…’

 

Creating this website and generating 1,000,000 hits in its first 5 weeks would have been impossible without the design, guidance and on-going technical support of Oleg Atbashian, the author of Peoplescube.com.

(More amazing than the million hits is that he still speaks to us after all the aggrevation we’ve given him.)

We also thank the people at iowntheworld.com, for their attention, and the posting of our work prior to this website going live, and during its very new existence.

iOWNTHEWORLD.com

 

We also thank the people at Sadhillnews.com for their attention, and the posting of our work prior to this website going live, and their continuing encouragement.

 

 

And we thank you. For without you, there would be no hits at all.

 

 

 
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Occupy Berlin, 1926

Published on May 27, 2012,

The fascist movement in America:

 

Interesting documentary on YouTube about the rise of Hitler and the Nazi party in Germany (see link, below). Many parallels to today, including the tactics being used by the left and the Obama administration. You’ll be horrified by the similarities:

 

 

 

 

 

“I’m part Brownshirt, too.”

-Harvard lunatic, fraud and one of the faces of the modern American fascist movement, Elizabeth Warren

 

 

“So am I. Or, was. (Last I checked, I was dead.)”

-Nazi leader Adolph Hitler

 

 

“Me too. But I’m alive. I not only help fund the fascist movement in America, but I am intimate with your president.”

-Modern-day fascist, former Nazi collaborator during World War II and Obama-intimate,  George Soros

 

 

“Me three. I’m all in on the fascist movement in America. Maybe now you’ll understand why I called for a ‘civilian security force’ as large as, as well-funded and as powerful as the military. That ‘civilian national security force’ would have been my version of the Nazi Brownshirts shown marching on Berlin in the picture on topMaybe, if I get a second term… (In case you didn’t know it, Hitler was elected, too. No joke — he really was elected, just like like I was. Unfortunately for  me, there’s this damn Internet blogging thing that’s by-passing NBC, the New York Times and the other old news outlets in the bag for the fascist movement. Hitler didn’t have this problem. I do. But I also have the power of an Internet kill switch. Like I said, let’s see if I manage to get re-elected. Because then I’ll have that ‘flexibility’ I accidentally spoke about…)”

-Lunatic American president, Barack Hussein Obama (or whoever he really is)

 

The damning video:

“We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.” – Barack Obama

 

In other words, Obama wants an unconstitutional ‘civilian national security force’ (whatever the hell that is), to be over 2 million strong, have a budget of $700 billion dollars, be equipped with tanks, rockets, jets, machine guns, flame throwers, bombs, etc.

 

To protect against what?

— To to protect against you.

 

 

Meet some other ‘civilan national security forces’ of the 20th Century:

 

 

Hitler’s (the SS of Nazi Germany; over 6,ooo,ooo innocent civilians murdered)

 

 

Stalin’s (the NKVD of the Soviet Union; over 30,000,000 innocent civilians murdered)

 

 

Mao’s (the Red Guard of Communist China; over 80,000,000 innocent civilians murdered)

 

 

Pol Pot’s (Communist Cambodia; over 3,000,000 innocent civilians murdered)

 

 

Barack Obama’s thugs:

(This is without an official, government-funded ‘civilian national security force.’ Imagine if he is re-elected:)

 

#Occupy (Harvard University; Elizabeth Warren)

 

The GIVE Act Youth Brigade (this is now the law of the land)

http://www.kenknorr.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=57:the-qgiveq-act-hr1388-should-be-renamed-the-qtakeq-act&catid=41:politics&Itemid=62

 

The Black Panthers (protected by corrupt attorney general Eric Holder)

http://www.politico.com/blogs/joshgerstein/0311/Eric_Holder_Black_Panther_case_focus_demeans_my_people.html

 

SEIU and the union thug movement (Jimmy Hoffa)

http://www.therightperspective.org/2011/02/20/obama-vows-paint-the-nation-seiu-purple/

http://michellemalkin.com/2011/09/05/happy-labor-day-top-10-union-thug-moments-of-the-year/

 

ACORN voter fraud and street agitation apparatus (protected by corrupt attorney general Eric Holder)

http://spectator.org/archives/2009/01/27/acorns-stimulus

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/26/exclusive-acorn-playing-behind-scenes-role-in-occupy-movement/

 

“Attack Watch,” the anti-Semitic ‘rat-out your fellow citizen’ program:

http://www.publiusforum.com/images/Obama_Truth_Team.jpg

 

 

The 32 shadowy but powerful ‘czars’ in the Obama administration, including his rabid and bullying ‘anti-bully’ czar (“I wish Republicans were all f-ing dead!“):

http://www.westernjournalism.com/obamas-defacto-anti-bullying-czar-i-wish-republicans-were-all-fcking-dead/

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/obamas-anti-bullying-czar-bullies-christian-kids/508246

http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/29391/

 

 

Don’t let them get their wish for your death on November 2nd.

 

 

“Don’t worry — you’ve got me to protect you!”

-US House Squeaker, John Boehner

 

 
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Michelle Obama, Who Never Gardens or Wrote a Book, Has a New Gardening Book

Published on May 26, 2012,

 

William Ayers‘ Michelle Obama’s New Vegetable Book, ‘American Green Groan’

 

 

“For the first time in my adult life, I’m proud of something on American soil.”

 

-A basket case and ‘her’ book

 

“American Groan” will also include tips for starting your own garden. “With Barack destroying the economy, people better learn to grow food if they want to eat,” said Obama. The first lady did not take any advance for the project, and all proceeds will be donated to charity. “I’ll take a multi-million-dollar vacation, instead.”

 

Obama claims to be an enthusiastic gardener and has already transformed the White House South Lawn into a thriving vegetable patch. “It’s easy, especially with other people doing the work. It’s great to watch through the window. And every time I come back from vacation, the plants get bigger.”

 

Michelle’s gardening tips are simple. “First, have someone do the digging. Then, have someone do the planting. Then, have someone spread the manure (as good as Barack does when he’s on a podium). Then, have someone pick the stuff that grows. Then, if everything dies, hire a real gardener, to do it right. The trick is never to do the work yourself. I didn’t have Barack hire me 29 servants for nothing.”  When asked how she is expecting to grow vegetables to eat this spring when the growing season in fact over, Obama responded, “Who asked you, @#$%.”

 

 Obama will also include some of her favorite recipes. “Grease, pizza and ice cream  — put it on everything.”

 

Though this is her first book Obama said that she wasn’t apprehensive about the prospect. “I don’t know why I’m not really nervous about it. Maybe cause I didn’t write it. If people think it’s a stupid book, I can blame the people who actually wrote it. At least that’s how Barack felt when Ayers wrote his books.”

 

Since the Obamas’ arrival at the White House, Obama claims the garden has yielded more than 2,000 pounds of fresh fruits and vegetables. Asked how that figure was possible on such a small plot of land, she said, “Okay, some of it got bought at the supermarket. And who asked you anyway, @#$%?”

 

The first lady was joined by local schoolchildren in the planting session, in a bid to educate them about healthy eating, reminding them, “I eat first. And don’t forget to pick up the book and read it along with your communist teachers, and see at how we’ve indoctrinated incorporated you young people in our ‘garden.’” Asked show she incorporated young people into the garden, Obama responded, “Who asked you, @#$%?”

 

“Smell that? That’s manure. That’s why servants do any gardening around here, not me.”

 Asked why she began this hobby in the White House, she admitted it helped her compensate for lack of intimate attention she felt from her husband. “I had to do something with my time besides vacation. It was hard enough getting his ‘attention’ before Barack got elected, but now that he’s president, he’s always ‘too tired’ when he comes to bed, if you know what I mean. But he’s been saying that same old thing since I met him. Except twice. Between you and me, I think he’s getting high again. Either that, or there’s something funny going on again with that Reggie he always had around. But who asked you, @#$%?”

 

 

Obama shows the bounty from her dream garden:

 

“Carrots are important. They’re good for your eyesight. I mean, did you ever see a rabbit wearing glasses?”

 

 

“I always liked potatoes, but discovered a real love for the red potatoes I’ve been growing.”

 

 

“Eggplant is easy to grow, and it tastes good. And I found out there’s no eggs in it, in case you’re watching your cholesterol.”

 

 

“And then there’s mushrooms, which grow even if you’re not trying to plant them.”

 

 

“And then there’s cactus, which actually tastes pretty good in salad. And I found out they don’t need a lot of water. But you have to be careful of these thorns, otherwise someone on your staff could get hurt.”

 

 

“You’re probably saying to yourself, ‘How did she ever find out about eating cactus?’ Well, Barack and I ate some at my favorite motel in the Southwest.”

 

 

 

“There’s a national forest nearby that motel, so I made him camp out with me there. But again, that ‘too tired’ thing.

 

 

“The staff also grows squash, which I never realized could interest me as much as it has. One of these days, I’m gong to try eating it.”

 

 

“But don’t limit yourself to the usual garden items. Try something exotic, like ginger.”

 

 

 “And there’s zucinni, which has always been one of my favorites.”

 

 

“But remember, add fruit to your vegetable plate, too.”

 

 

“And lastly, don’t limit yourself to growing things in the garden.  As you can see here, you can grow  things on your head.”

 

 

 

“That George Soros better buy truckloads of my book, like he bought Barack’s, Hillary Clinton’s and that Rachael Madcow’s books– or else.”

Relaxing in the White House garden.

 

 

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Michelle Obama injured in skydiving accident:

Published on May 25, 2012,

 

The accident site:

 

 

The good news is she is expected to make a full recovery. However, repairs to the ground will take many months.

 

 

 

The official government aircraft that carries Michelle Obama.  Designation:
Air Force Ton

 

 

 

 
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