THE FINE REPORT

  *Sigh* -Sarah Palin, speaking at a local campaign event, August 6, 2012.     “You weren’t talking about me, were you? Because you should see how I look in those hot shoes, with my Superwoman shirt on. Because you know, during the latest  of my full-body plastic surgeries, I had the hammer toes removed … Read more

  An idiot because she was raised to be one:   Michelle Obama: ‘Building Our Economy Starts With the Restaurants’ http://cnsnews.com/news/article/michelle-obama-building-our-economy-starts-restaurants   -Glamour and fashion icon Michelle Obama       An idiot because he chooses to be one:   Boehner Again Won’t Say if GOP Will Defund Obama’s ‘Attack on Religious Freedom’ http://cnsnews.com/video/washington/boehner-again-won-t-say-if-gop-will-defund-obama-s-attack-religious-freedom   … Read more

  NBC, the Obama propaganda network featuring race-baiter, Jew hater and Obama intimate Al Sharpton, has started their own Reichstag Fire* to inject racial tension into the Olympics so as to affect the November 2012 election?   The story: NBC forced to apologize after ad features a monkey doing gymnastics – right after showing Gabby … Read more

U.S. astronauts won’t land on Mars by themselves but with international partners in the 2030s, NASA’s useful idiot-chief said Wednesday.  http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/space/story/2012-08-01/NASA-mars-rover/56656270/1   “We can’t do that!  Somebody else built space! And somebody else built Mars! — Probably slaves! Owned by Mitt Romney!*”   (*We’re being satirical — no, he didn’t actually say that.  But he … Read more

  Schwarzenegger to Share Problem-Solving Skills via Nonpartisan Think Tank:   The USC Schwarzenegger Institute for State and Global Policy will be funded with a commitment of $20 million from the former California governor that will include a personal donation as well as money from his fundraising efforts.   Said Schwarzenegger, “My first problem vuz … Read more

  We have finally found a job for this useless, derelict-in-his-duty bum of a GOP House Speaker.   In fact, we built a business around this poor excuse for a man — and one worthy of his one special talent.   Introducing —   Boehner Professional Mourner Services! “You die — we cry!”   In … Read more

The House of Representatives Set to Consider Exempting Presidential Appointments From Being Confirmed By The Senate   Critics: The “Act” amounts to Congress neutering itself and giving the president unprecedented power.   The United States Constitution does not bestow kingly powers on the President to appoint the senior officers of the government with no process: … Read more

Continued rantings of a lunatic:   “From this day on, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check!”   -Herr Bloomingidiotberg      

Is John Boehner being extorted? It would answer a lot of questions.   Boehner Indicates GOP House May Fund Obama’s ‘Attack on Religious Liberty’ (CNSNews.com) – Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) indicated Thursday that the Republican-controlled House of Representatives that he leads may go ahead and provide the Obama administration with the funding it needs to … Read more

Yes. It’s true! (You could get a little more excited, okay?)   It was six weeks. But honestly. it felt more like 42 days.       And, unlike Bill Clinton, one of us did have sex with that woman:   “Promise me you won’t put this picture on your website. Okay? Seriously.  Promise? — … Read more

      Later that day…     “See? I told you. Nothing to worry about.” John McCain, who criticized Congresswoman Michelle Bachman after she sounded the alarm over Huma Abedin’s intimate ties to the Secretary of State.    

  Huma Abedin, a woman who would not pass a national security clearance screening, is Obama’s Secretary of State (Hillary Clinton’s) closest aide.       Hillary Clinton shown above with the mother of Clinton’s close aide Huma Abedin, whose entire immediate family is closely associated with the Muslim Brotherhood terror group. The mother’s name … Read more

   “I got down here as fast and furiously as I could. I even delayed my 103rd round of golf.    “Why, Michelle even delayed her next taxpayer-funded million-dollar vacation.”   “Hey, other than all that —  how was the movie? Are we done here?”       “He was at my house. I, too, … Read more

  If someone like white-Mexican George Zimmerman was at the Batman premiere Friday night, mass-murderer James Holmes would have been dead after his first shot.   Mass-murderer Holmes (with devil horns), left. George Zimmerman, right.     “Is that true?  Strange — it does compute. I mean, is it possible Palin isn’t a c-nt as … Read more

  New Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer Hosts Obama At Her House For Fundraiser http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Here-s-What-President-Obama-Said-At-Marissa-2476619.php   “What do you mean, ‘he’s a Marxist?’  He told me he was a golfer! — He even told me he was a ‘hope-and-changer!” Besides, it’s Bush’s fault!  Haliburton!  Palin is a c-nt! “And seriously: was that woman dressed like a … Read more

  Huma Abedin giving directives to her useful idiot, Hillary Clinton.   The full story: http://frontpagemag.com/2012/jamie-glazov/the-dark-muslim-brotherhood-world-of-huma-abedin-2/   The Fine Report Vacation COUNTDOWN TO AUGUST WEEKS REMAINING:  

  New York Mayor and megalomanic Michael Bloomberg.     The Fine Report Vacation COUNTDOWN TO AUGUST   WEEKS REMAINING:    

  Once neat, groomed and fit.     Now dumpy, sloppy, ignorant and looking stoned. And telling everybody else what to do.   “Choom!”     The Fine Report Vacation COUNTDOWN TO AUGUST WEEKS REMAINING:    

  “Barry, you didn’t actually @#$% that thing on your right, did you??”         “Imagine? I still have to sleep next to it.”     The Fine Report Vacation COUNTDOWN TO AUGUST   WEEKS REMAINING:   “Ach! I can’t vait!!”

  “If you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own!” -‘Barack Obama’   In Obama’s case, that is absolutely true.     The “autobiographies” any reasonable person now knows he did not write:       William Ayers admits (again) he wrote “Obama’s” books: http://www.wnd.com/2011/03/280073/      “He didn’t write them?  I did … Read more

    An Obama supporter’s point-of-view — at opening time:             The Fine Report Vacation COUNTDOWN TO AUGUST WEEKS REMAINING:

  Copyright 2012 TheFineReport.com     Romney, please: for God and country — FIRE YOUR INEPT CAMPAIGN MANAGER, AND HIRE A PROFESSIONAL      “Hey, thanks for the honorable mention. I thought you guys were on vacation?”       The Fine Report Vacation COUNTDOWN TO AUGUST   WEEKS REMAINING:

Back to the Etch-A-Sketch:   “I can’t believe he didn’t apologize. I really can’t believe it. Could all those crazy right-wingers be correct, and this guy really is a ruthless leftist, intent on destroying the country as we know it? Could it be he’s not the nice young man I thought he was, and not … Read more

  He said it:   “If you’ve got a business —- you didn’t build that.  Somebody else made that happen.” -Barack Obama 7/15/2012 http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/watercooler/2012/jul/15/picketvideo-obama-if-youve-got-business-you-didnt-/       Remember folks:  While you can’t pick your family, you can pick your nose — and still pick your president. For now.       “Hey, I thought you … Read more

  In the meantime…     Useful idiots:       Plus one?     “I’m also looking forward to meeting with the Nude Black Panthers later this month.  Van Jones will moderate.  I’m sorry — is it ‘Nude Black Panthers’ or ‘New’ Black Panthers?’  I keep getting that mixed up. And if it is … Read more

  In the meantime…     Doormats:       More doormats:         And one Halloween mask: (Can you believe October is almost here?)       The Fine Report Vacation COUNTDOWN TO AUGUST: WEEKS REMAINING:        

  COUNTDOWN TO AUGUST:   ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE!     “Well, not quite all. We keep a skeleton crew, to do maintenance. Believe me, running this place is not easy. It’s a living hell.”  – Satan     WEEKS REMAINING:      

    “What? What’d I do? And I thought you guys were on vacation?” -Historic blunderer, US Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts     The madman:     — “I’ll save the day! (Just so long as it doesn’t cause any consternation. We wouldn’t want any consternation ’cause I might get yelled at. Are … Read more