THE FINE REPORT

  The accident site:     The good news is she is expected to make a full recovery. However, repairs to the ground will take many months.       The official government aircraft that carries Michelle Obama.  Designation: Air Force Ton      

– At least they’ll still get free health care. “Welcome to Mr. Glove’s neighborhood.”         (FYI: THE COMMENTS SECTION IS NOW OPEN)  

Buffett Says Leftist Propaganda Free News Unsustainable; May Add More ‘News’ Papers   Warren ‘Jimmy’ Buffett, whose Berkshire Hathaway/Livin’ On Spongecake Inc. (BRK/A) struck a deal this month to acquire 63 newspapers, said he may buy more publications as the industry rethinks whether to offer free content on the Internet.   “This no-cost, limitless free … Read more

  BOYCOTT AMAZON.com:   (NO JOKE — ) Amazon.com caves to Communist Color of Change — drops ALEC (ALEC is an advocate of traditional American government)   From Legal Insurrection:    While the secondary boycott of Rush Limbaugh has been only marginally effective, Color of Change has had more success getting major companies to drop … Read more

  This, from the former president who created an epidemic of oral sex among elementary school children as a result of the scandal of his having oral sex with a young White House intern, in the Oval Office, while on the (blow) job, and started a war in Eastern Europe to distract attention from it: … Read more

  “You can now make comments on this website? These I gotta hear! How do I post one?”   -Crazy Nancy Pelosi, former House Speaker, booted from office by voters in 2010/     “You click on da blue title of dis post, dummy! But only on da new posts  (not dem old ones).”   … Read more

  (Matthew 21:16: And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise?)   Out of the mouth of a ‘moral babe’ like Flynt…     No joke — Hustler Magazine publisher Larry Flynt … Read more

  He said:   “My policies forged a ‘different world’” http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2012/05/23/Obama-says-his-policies-forged-a-different-world   What the little man should have said:   “My forgeries policied a ‘different world’”     Welcome!      “It’s amazing — I’m so smart, even I don’t know what I’m talking about.  Nor do those S.A.T. people, come to think of it.” … Read more

  Like the boy, 15, who recently invented a simple, cheap test for pancreatic cancer… (http://now.msn.com/now/0521-cancer-test-prize.aspx?ocid=todnow11) …Another boy, 5 1/2, invents a simple, cheap test for qualification to run for president.   Little Dennis Mitchell, 5 1/2, of Dayton Ohio calls it his “un-funny vetting” process:   “See, a candidate for president shouldn’t be laughable. … Read more

WASHINGTON — Former Secretary of State Colin Powell declined Tuesday to renew the presidential endorsement he gave Barack Obama four years ago, saying he wasn’t ready “to throw my weight behind someone at this time. First, he’s got his wife’s enormous weight to throw around. Second, he’s transformed all right — into an idiot. Wherever … Read more

  Old theory: Barack Obama’s too smart and sensitive to be a good president http://hotair.com/archives/2012/05/11/new-theory-maybe-obamas-too-smart-and-sensitive-to-be-a-good-president/   New theory: Barack Obama’s too dumb and loutish to be a good president   (Was it was his stupidity that confused them?)   Breitbart News has established that Barack Obama had grades and Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT) scores lower … Read more

  The Obama campaign would like you to get your pets involved with the campaign by offering doggie sweaters and “I Meow for Michelle” cat collars.  http://nation.foxnews.com/obama-fundraiser/2012/05/22/obama-campaign-selling-pet-products#ixzz1veaBepdn     My cat, for Michelle Obama:   My dog, for Michelle Obama:     My ape, for Michelle Obama:      My pink dinosaur, for Michelle Obama: … Read more

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/san-francisco-rename-street-after-pelosi/554591   San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee will rename a street after former-Speaker Nancy Pelosi today in Golden Gate Park. -San Francisco     San Francisco is the second city to name a street after Pelosi.  Baltimore, her home town, renamed a street in her honor in January 2007 shortly after she was elected Speaker … Read more

  THE FRAUD OF ‘BARACK OBAMA’ BREAKING:   (No joke:) Breitbart News has established that America’s dumbest president Barack Obama, had grades and Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT) scores lower than those of  George W. Bush! http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/22/Exclusive-The-Vetting-Obama-Wrong-on-Columbia-Admission-Transfer-Class-Had-Low-SAT-Scores-Grades   “And I never picked my nose in public up to my proximal phalangeal joint either, like this idiot … Read more

   “Hungry for love!”   TheFineReport ‘Singles Spotlight’ today is on Zimmerman prosecutor, Ms. Angela ‘murder-in-the-2nd’ Corey:   “I want candy!” XOXO, Angela     Serious inquires only: c/o Duval County Courthouse Annex 220 East Bay Street Jacksonville, Florida 32202       “What, she didn’t provide no phone number?” -Race baiter, Jew hater, homophobe, … Read more

Two prominent U.S. lawyers are among the skeptics questioning whether evidence in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin supports the second-degree murder charge against George Zimmerman, given his apparent injuries and freshly released eyewitness accounts. http://gma.yahoo.com/george-zimmerman-case-charges-dropped-080020734–abc-news-topstories.html   America’s legal experts weigh in:   “Dat’s no reason to drop dem charges! If we can’ get ’em … Read more

        “I don’t like to brag, but I did hone it to a fine craft.”                   -Disastrous GOP 2008 presidential candidate, John McCain, who’s use of the ‘dumbass strategy’ elected Barack Obama president.     “‘Dumbass 2012’ — I’m all in!” -GOP House Squeaker, … Read more

CNN execs deliver sh-t to your television, so why not your mailbox?   Covington police say the victims of the incident have CNN executive Bob Furnad walking with his dog up to the mailbox and placing a bag filled with the feces in it.   http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2012/05/21/cops-former-cnn-executive-leaves-dog-feces-in-neighbors-mailbox/     CNN’s Bob Furnad, deliverer of sh-t to … Read more

Sasha Baron Cohen’s new handle: ‘Bore rat’   In character as Gen. Shabazz Aladeen of fictional Republic of Wadiya, Sacha Baron Cohen offered his take on the U.S. presidential election at a press conference promoting his new film “The Dictator” in New York on Monday. Here’s what he had to say, via the Wall Street … Read more

  First, it’s important to remember that NBC, as well as MSNBC are indirectly funded by our government, via its parent company, General Electric, through the cozy relationship of its CEO Jeffery Imelt with Barack Obama.   Second, the people saying what they said about Ann Romney aren’t simply stupid — they’re deranged, and are … Read more

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/05/20/boehner-describes-house-republicans-as-218-frogs-in-wheelbarrow/   And all 218 of them wish a toad named Boehner would croak.   (If this loser thinks we’re going to fight to take back Congress and let him remain in the position of House Speaker, he has another thing coming.)   “I can’t do anything right.”  This is True. “Speaking of which, do … Read more

  The indoctrination our children: (But some children are fighting back. Are you?) http://www.theblaze.com/stories/n-c-teacher-tells-student-he-could-be-arrested-for-talking-badly-about-obama/   The teacher is purported to be an idiot named Tanya Neely. The student, yet unnamed, is our hero.    The exchange (partial): Student: “Didn’t Obama bully somebody, though?” Teacher: “Not to my knowledge.” (The teacher is ignorant.) Student:  “If you’re … Read more

  JEOPARDY: THE FINAL REMAINING UNCORRUPTED OLD-MEDIA SOURCE OF VETTING   IMAGINE THE ULTIMATE LEFTIST IGNORAMUS, BARACK OBAMA, ON JEOPARDY:   Obama: “‘Asia,’ for 100.”   Alex  Trebeck: “57”   Obama: “Uh, how many states there are in the U.S.?”   Alex Trebeck: “No, I’m sorry. Fifty-seven is the number of Islamic states. The actual … Read more

  A man suing after a major medical mistake left him disfigured gave testimony Thursday that revealed the intimate details of his misery. The unidentified plaintiff said he wanted a penile implant to improve his sex life in. “I had problems having intimate relations. As time went by, that problem got worse.”   The man’s … Read more

Funny video alert! Funny video alert!   A very funny original video made by the folks at SadHillnews.com! (Hey, it even includes some of TheFineReport postings — and it’s still funny!)           “Barack put me on it, so I been thinkin’ all week: how am I gonna come up wit somethin’ … Read more

  These people have lost their minds.   In all their “revelations,” there has not been a single ‘revelation’ of any conservative or Republican being a communist (Van Jones), a terrorist (William Ayers), a Maoist (Anita Dunn), a Muslim (not that this is bad, but it is if you have some need to lie about … Read more

Elizabeth ‘Sitting Bullsh-t’ Warren is also a plagairist?!   Phony Indian and affirmative-action fraud Elizabeth Warren also Plagiarized Her ‘Pow Wow Chow’ Recipes? http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/18/did-elizabeth-warren-plagiarize-pow-wow-chow-recipes   What a surprise.   Crazy Elizabeth Warren: Not 1/32 American Indian. But 100% fraud.   Like Joseph Biden, she never worked a day in her life in the private sector. … Read more

HEADLINE: Los Angeles Times receives a $1-million grant from the Ford Foundation http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-ford-foundation-los-angeles-times-20120517,0,4607187.story?track=lanowpicks   Looks innocent enough, right?   But who is the Ford Foundation? (Don’t be fooled by the squeaky clean name  — it has nothing to do with the car company: it’s a leftist slush fund.)   From Frontpagemag.com:   How The Ford … Read more

The ‘Dumbass Strategy 2012:’ (‘Dumbass One’ was originated by John McCain in his 2008 presidential campaign against ‘Barack Obama,’ whoever he really is.)   Romney repudiates using Obama’s “God Damn America” Preacher of 20 Years, in ads http://www.therightscoop.com/mark-levin-slams-romney-for-savaging-newt-yet-pulling-back-against-obama-with-rev-wright/   “Arrrrrrgggghhhh! What is wrong with this guy?!”     “Are you meaning to tell me that … Read more

    When they resort to ‘Hail Marys,’ you know even they know they’re in trouble:   Bill Maher: We Haven’t Had a Better President Since Jimmy Carter http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/16/Bill-Maher-Jimmy-Carter   Current TV’s Miller Compares Romney to Hitler http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/16/Al-Gore-Current-TV-Host-Miller-Compares-Romney-to-Hitler     *A Hail Mary pass  in American football refers to any very long forward pass made … Read more