Larry Flynt Explains the Law — Accurately!


(Matthew 21:16: And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise?)


Out of the mouth of a ‘moral babe’ like Flynt…



No joke —

Hustler Magazine publisher Larry Flynt told The Daily Caller Wednesday that he had a right to publish a fake image of conservative commentator S.E. Cupp engaging in a sex act.



S.E. Cupp:

-Loves her country. And keeps her sex acts private.



“Now this is my kind of story!  Are those really C cups?”

-Degenerate and impeached former president, Bill Clinton



“That’s satire,” Flynt explained.


The latest issue of Hustler features an image of Cupp with a phallus in her mouth and a disclaimer that the picture is fake.  Flynt says that it is entirely within his right to publish the image.


“I’m able to publish this because of the Supreme Court case I won in 1984, Flynt v. Falwell.”  In that case, the Supreme Court found that the First Amendment protected Hustler’s decision to publish a 1983 parody of evangelical leader Jerry Falwell entitled “Jerry Falwell talks about his first time.”


According to the court, the parody — which suggested that Falwell lost his virginity during a drunken escapade with his mother in an outhouse — was protected speech because Falwell was a public figure. The case was decided in 1988 unanimously.




-Actor George Clowny, with mouth open wide, in anticipation of a gargantuan satirical penis that he will  be gagging on for the rest of his life.



“I ain’t openin’ mine.”

– Race baiter, Jew hater, homophobe, MSNBC television host, Obama-intimate and avoider of that same inevitable gargantuan satirical penis in his mouth, Al Sharpton.



“I wont’ fight it.  Please, just get it over with quickly.”

– GOP U.S. House Speaker John Boehner



“A penis in wha…?…  *hic*

U.S. Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton