What Obama really meant to say…


He said:


“My policies forged a ‘different world'”



What the little man should have said:


“My forgeries policied a ‘different world'”






 “It’s amazing — I’m so smart, even I don’t know what I’m talking about.  Nor do those S.A.T. people, come to think of it.”



The ‘Barack Obama’ bizarro code:



“I love that code!”

-Fashion and glamour icon, Michelle Obama