CNN execs deliver sh-t to your television, so why not your mailbox?
Covington police say the victims of the incident have CNN executive Bob Furnad walking with his dog up to the mailbox and placing a bag filled with the feces in it.
http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2012/05/21/cops-former-cnn-executive-leaves-dog-feces-in-neighbors-mailbox/
CNN’s Bob Furnad, deliverer of sh-t to your TV, expands his spread of crap to the mail:
“I was just a CNN executive doing his doody.”
A single act of intentionally vandalizing a USPS approved mail box is punishable by up to $250,000 in federal fines and 3 years in prison. Additional state criminal charges are applicable. And, the lawsuit by the victims for intentional infliction of emotional distress will pay nicely.
“Bob Furnad, you bad boy. I know we’re not in the shower, but how about you pickin’ up that bar of soap sittin’ on the floor in front of me?”
“You’re not supposed to put sh-t in someone’s mail box? Hm. First time I ever heard that.”
-Crazy Nancy Pelosi, former Speaker of the House, until voters booted her out of office in 2010.