Michelle “Shaped Like A Bell” Obama, The First Hippo-crite and Glutton, serves a greasy, fattening and sodium-laden lunch to children visiting the White House.
While it is true that for the first time in her adult life, she is proud of fine American food, it is only so long as she’s the one eating it and someone else is paying for it.
This is the cheap and unhealthy meal that America’s cheap and unhealthy First Hippo-crite served: a greasy hamburger, greasy fried zucchini, salty pickles, sugary ketchup, a sugary desert (not in photo) and a piece of wood:
“What am I, supposed to give them the good food? That’s for me. They’re lucky they got that piece of wood in there.
And when I leave, I’m taking everything — all of it. Even the rotten stuff.”
“Just so you peons know: it’s okay when ‘we’ do it. Not you.
-Megalomaniac Michael Bloomberg, nannyfuhrer of New York