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To Harverd law skool:
I think peelpe who are wite, should not be hired as law professerz. Black peeple should be hired, insted. Why do I say this you ask? Becauze here at Harverd, they teech the Socratic method, which iz too hard. A black professer on the other hand, would not teech some cracker-based method. They would teach using a noncracker-based method. I just don’t no what that iz, yet.
The big problem iz, the stoopider peeple in the class like me who got in based on the color of their skin and not their branes can’t answer any questions without sounding like they don’t belong here. (That includes me, and that half-white guy front of me in class, Barack, who iz really stoopid and hardly showz up. And when he does, he iz stoned.)
I also think there should be more security and comfert in the law classroom. I even think they should serve lunch. And dinner. For free. And law professerz should not be able to fail you. Failing you iz unfair, becauze stoopider people like me who got in only based on the color of their skin and not their branes (did that half-white guy Barack get half-way in based on the half-color of his skin?) have a hard time being in a skool they do not have the brains to be in. This is the first time I ever got a “Z as a grade. (I always thought “F” was the lowest grade you could get.)
You better consider my comments.
@#$% you all, ,
Michelle Robinson, M.D. candidate