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Squealing Pig V.P. Joseph Biden, Calls GOP ‘Squealing Pigs’:

Published on August 22, 2012,

 

“Yes, I called them squealing pigs!

And yes: I’m crazy!

There, I said it!

What are you gonna do about it, huh? I’ll have ya legs broken!”

 

 

 

We heard you loud and clear, Vice President Pig.  Start packing. And don’t forget your jacket:

 

 

 

“For God’s sake, can I please stand upright now?”

 
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President Contrivance

Published on August 21, 2012,

A quote that will be forever associated with the contrivance of ‘Barack Obama:’

 

Obama Campaign Manager Stephanie Cutter:

“Entertainment Tonight and People Magazine ‘Equally Important’ to Press Conferences”

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/08/19/obama-campaign-manager-entertainment-tonight-and-people-mag-equally-i

 

Madeleine ‘Not So Bright’ Albright campaigns for Obama:

“We’re going to blame Bush ‘forever'”

http://washingtonexaminer.com/madeleine-albright-campaigns-for-obama-were-going-to-blame-bush-forever/article/2505479#.UDOTcd1lREM

 

 

Air-head supreme:

 

 

 

“Don’t forget me — I’m a contrivance, too!

*hic!*

 

 

 
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WSJ: GAS PRICES TO SOAR

Published on August 21, 2012,

All part of the plan….

 

WALL STREET JOURNAL:

Think Gas Prices Are Bad Now?

Surge in Futures (19%+) and Cost of Oil Hasn’t Fully Shown Up at the Pump:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443713704577601443789481110.html?mod=ITP_moneyandinvesting_3

 

 

“$9 a gallon. just like in Europe!…”

– ‘Barack Obama,’ the greatest fraud in the history of the world.

 

 

High gas prices crippling European growth:

http://www.autoblog.com/2006/05/01/high-gas-prices-crippling-european-growth/

 

 

 
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‘Obama:’ The Greatest Fraud Ever Told:

Published on August 21, 2012,

‘Barack Obama’ will go down in history as the greatest fraud ever perpetrated upon an electorate.

 

Worse than the fraud itself, is America’s free press having conspired in so willingly.

 

Almost as worse, is the opposition party having enabled the fraud, by its own passivity.

 

 

 

The ignoramus, by his own words:

 

 

 “Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s.”

 

 “I’ve now been in 57 states I think one left to go.”

 

 “On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, and I see many of them in the audience here today.”

 

 “What they’ll say is, ‘Well it costs too much money,’ but you know what? It would cost, about. It it it would cost about the same as what we would spend. It. Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us. (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We’re going to. It. It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about hold on one second. I can’t hear myself. But I’m glad you’re fired up, though. I’m glad.”

 

 “The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”

 

 “I bowled a 129. It’s like – it was like the Special Olympics, or something.”

 

 “The members of our highest court are granted life tenure, often serving long after the presidents who appointed them. And they are charged with the vital task of applying principles put to paper more than 20 centuries ago to some of the most difficult questions of our time.”

 

 “Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. I haven’t had much sleep in the last 48 hours.”

 

 “It was interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There’s a lot of I don’t know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing.”

 

 “I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”

 

“When I meet with world leaders, what’s striking — whether it’s in Europe or here in Asia…”

 

“We’re the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad.”

 

“We’re not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that’s fairly earned. I mean, I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money. But, you know, part of the American way is, you know, you can just keep on making it if you’re providing a good product or providing good service. We don’t want people to stop, ah, fulfilling the core responsibilities of the financial system to help grow our economy.”

 

“One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world — Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard.”

 

“The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.”
 
“UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems.”

 

“The Cambridge police acted stupidly.”

 

“The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”

 

“It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There’s a lot of — I don’t know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing.”

 

“I didn’t want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances.”

 

‘You Can’t Just Make Stuff Up. That’s One Thing You Learn As President’

 

 

The news media’s pick:

 

 

 

“He sure fooled me. I even fooled me!

-Crazy Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of the position of House Speaker in 2010.

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Michael Bloomberg is nuts. Any argument?

Published on August 21, 2012,

Bloomberg: Make Immigrants Live in Detroit, If They ‘Survive 7 Years’ Make Them Citizens

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/bloomberg-make-immigrants-live-detroit-if-they-survive-7-years-make-them-citizens

 

Bloomberg: ‘Nobody Has Come Across the U.S.-Mexico Border in a Long Time’

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/bloomberg-nobody-has-come-across-us-mexico-border-long-time

 

 

“Now that‘s a funny guy!”

 

“Yeah!”

 
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Michelle Obama, and the Pledge of Allegiance:

Published on August 21, 2012,

 

 

 

A stroll down nightmare lane…

 
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You Didn’t Eat That! (Oh yes they did!)

Published on August 20, 2012,

Michelle “Shaped Like A Bell” Obama, The First Hippo-crite and Glutton, serves a greasy, fattening and sodium-laden lunch to children visiting the White House.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/first-lady-serves-cabbage-sloppy-joes-and-zucchini-fries-to-kids-for-state-dinner/article/2505429

 

While it is true that for the first time in her adult life, she is proud of fine American food, it is only so long as she’s the one eating it and someone else is paying for it.

 

 

This is the cheap and unhealthy meal that America’s cheap and unhealthy First Hippo-crite served: a greasy hamburger, greasy fried zucchini, salty pickles, sugary ketchup, a sugary desert (not in photo) and a piece of wood:

 

 

“What am I, supposed to give them the good food? That’s for me. They’re lucky they got that piece of wood in there.

And when I leave, I’m taking everything — all of it. Even the rotten stuff.”

 

 

 

 

“Just so you peons know: it’s okay when ‘we’ do it. Not you.

Verstehen Sie??

-Megalomaniac Michael Bloomberg, nannyfuhrer of New  York

 

 

 
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Obama’s Latest Ambassador of Stupidity, Spike Lee, Says ‘Obama Will Do Whatever He Wants In Second Term’

Published on August 20, 2012,

 

Uh, isn’t Obama doing whatever he wants in his first term?

 

 

 

“That’s absolutely correct. As I have said, as

long as I am the House Squeaker, I will never

give up on this president: first term, second term,

third term — hell, even even his fifth term.

I shall squeak on.”

Obama enabler and Squeaker of the House John Boehner, a vain coward of historic proportions.

 

 
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Nancy ‘The Prune’ Pelosi Mocks Paul Ryan’s Body, On Useful-idiot Jimmy Falon’s Show

Published on August 19, 2012,

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2012/aug/18/pelosi-fallon-joke-about-ryans-abs/

 

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, venturing into late-night comedy with a visit to NBC’s “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on Friday. When asked for her thoughts on Paul Ryan, the Wisconsin congressman that Mitt Romney has picked for his running mate, Mrs. Pelosi said: “I don’t really know him well because I’ve never been to the gym.”

 

 

WAAAAA-HAAAA!!!!!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEE- HAWWH!!…  HEE- HAWWH!!

 

 

(Whew… sorry. We continue:)

 

Mr. Ryan is well known in Washington circles for his pre-dawn House gym workouts.  Mr. Fallon egged-on the longtime California congresswoman, asking if she’d seen her House colleague shirtless.

“Oh please,” she said.

 

 

WAAAAA-HAAAA!!!!!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEE- HAWWH!!…  HEE- HAWWH!!

 

 

 

“You know, I did at one time consider a career in comedy. I remember the first time I saw the cover of Don Rickles’ album, ‘Hello Dummy’ — I couldn’t help feel Rickles was reaching out to me in some psychic manner. Unfortunately I got side-tracked by my first botched plastic surgery, after the wrong parts came in the mail. So I had to put the comedy idea on hold. But I did call Rickles before tonight’s show, and I ran my Ryan jokes by him. He said, ‘Nancy, now I know why there is handicap parking in front of every gym. I could never figure it out, until you called.’ He’s funny. But I did finally get my opportunity to make a supreme clown of myself during the two years I was Speaker of the House — so the ‘Hello Dummy’ thing may not have been too far out after all. So Jimmy, you want to see my abs?  Here, see?… How about my boobs?  — Come on, take a peek…”

 

“Jimmy? Where are you going?…

 

Jimmy?….

 

Where’d he go?….”

 

 

 

 

 

 

“BLEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!………

 

BLEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!……

 

Oh God!…. BLEEHHH!!… Oh my God!….

 

— BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!….”

 

 

(MUSIC UP: Fallon’s misogynist band plays the song “Lying Ass Bitch” they are so fond of playing to women on Fallon’s show)

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Wish this was a joke, but it’s not: MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD CRUCIFYING OPPONENTS IN EGYPT

Published on August 18, 2012,

 

Here we go again:

 

THIS is what a lunatic named Obama and a drunk named Hillary Clinton have wrought:

 

MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD IN EGYPT ‘CRUCIFIES’ (literally) OPPONENTS; ATTACKS SECULAR MEDIA

http://www.algemeiner.com/2012/08/16/muslim-brotherhood-crucifies-opponents-attacks-secular-media/

 

Here, the victim is shown having been ‘scourged’ (whipped to near death, as is part of the torture ritual of Crucifixion) but rescued before he could be nailed to a cross by racial Muslims, who gained power with the help of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

 

A Sky News Arabic correspondent in Cairo confirmed that protestors belonging to the Muslim Brotherhood crucified those opposing Egyptian President Muhammad Morsi, nailing victims naked onto trees in front of the presidential palace, while still abusing others. Likewise, Muslim Brotherhood supporters locked the doors of the media production facilities of 6-October [a major media region in Cairo], where they proceeded to attack several popular journalists.

http://www.algemeiner.com/2012/08/16/muslim-brotherhood-crucifies-opponents-attacks-secular-media/

 

 

Yesterday, a Christian convert was ritually murdered in Tunisia by Muslim authorities. The video is below.

 

While this is very graphic stuff, but is as important to watch as the films of the Nazi concentration camps victims after their liberation by the Allies in World War II:

 

 

 

“Visions of my second term, all right.”

Liberal activist Nat Hentoff, former Publisher of the Village Voice, said of Barack Obama in 2009: “I think Obama is possibly the most dangerous and destructive president we have ever had”

http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/08/the-village-voice-is-dead-long-live-nat-hentoff/

 

 

 “Hmmfromfpheoroopumphffff… Where’s Huma?…”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton

One of the dumbest human beings to ever fly in an airplane, sober or not.

 

 

Huma responds:

“I wish I had grounds to argue with you, but I don’t.
I wish my husband wasn’t a pervert, but he is. (And with everyone but me!)
 I wish my pervert husband didn’t look like Bevis, from the Bevis and Butthead cartoons. But he does.
I wish my own head wasn’t shaped like a NASCAR oval. But it is.
I wish nobody knew that my immediate family is openly tied to the most vile of terrorists. But they do.
I wish I had a wishing-well, but I don’t.
Why are you harassing me? I am the de facto Secretary of State of the United States, damn you”

De facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin, and her pervert husband, flasher Anthony “I Show My” Weiner.

 

 

 

 
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NO JOKE: DEPT. OF “HOME-GIRL SECURITY” SCANDAL WIDENS

Published on August 18, 2012,

 

Feel secure?

 

NOW can you undersand what is happening inside our military, and why the suicide rate among our soldiers has risen to epidemic numbers?

 

Could you ever imagine something this dangerous and this bizarre ever happening in a Romney-Ryan administration?

 

NAPOLITANO’S  DEPT. OF HOMEGIRL SECURITY IS FALLING APART AS THE SEXUAL HARASSMENT CLAIMS AND THE SCOPE OF THE PROBE (NO PUN INTENDED) INTO HER DEPT. WIDENS:

 

 

DHS Sex Scandal Widens; ICE Chief Goes on Leave

http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/08/15/dhs-sex-scandal-widens-ice-chief-goes-on-leave/

 

The accusations:

-DHS run like a frat-house

-Hiring and promotion discrimination against, and hostile work environment towards male employees

-Lewd conduct inside the agency

-Schriro hired solely because of her ‘personal relationship’ with Napolitano — she had no law enforcement experience, and was not qualified for her high position (Sounds like Michelle Obama’s no-show job at $300,000+ per year as a ‘hospital administrator’ back in Chicago, doesn’t it?)

-Heavy drinking

-Lewd messages

-Offers of oral sex

 

 

Meet Suzanne Barr, (no relation to Rosanne Barr, but apparently just as crude) Chief of Staff at the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency. She’s on ‘leave’ right now.

“Hey girls, you want oral sex? DHS can and will provide it, along with a bourbon! We called it the ‘Napolitano Doubleshot’ “

 

 

Meet Dora Schriro. She used to work at the Department of Homeland Security under Janet Napolitano. She currently oversees prisons in Michael Bloomberg’s New York.

“I @#$%’ed Janet Napolitano, and all I got was this lousy job — paying hundreds of thousands of dollars per year — doing something I’m not qualified to do! (Though I did get a lot of limo rides from Bloomberg.)”

 

 

 THE DETAILS:

Both Barr and Schriro are named offenders in the growing sex scandal within Napolitano’s Department of Homeland Security. DHS has gone from angrily denying that it has a sex scandal, to putting government workers on “voluntary” leave.
The top Homeland Security official accused of cultivating a “frat-house”-style work environment has “voluntarily placed herself on leave” amid an internal review, the department told FoxNews.com late Tuesday evening — just hours after FoxNews.com contacted the agency about new allegations against her.
The official, Suzanne Barr, is chief of staff for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Two more ICE employees came forward this week to complain about “lewd” conduct inside the agency, submitting sworn affidavits that depict graphic comments made by two top officials working under DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano.
The affidavits were given as part of a discrimination and retaliation suit filed earlier this year by James T. Hayes Jr., the head of the New York office for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Dora Schriro was allegedly hired and promoted because of her personal relationship with the DHS secretary.
While Napolitano is named as the sole defendant, Hayes’ suit focuses on Barr and Dora Schriro, who joined DHS in February 2009, five months after Hayes was promoted to director of ICE Detention and Removal Operations.
Hayes claims Schriro, who was brought on as a special adviser to Napolitano, was not qualified for the job because she lacked law enforcement experience. Hayes maintained Schriro enjoyed a “long-standing relationship” with Napolitano, and soon pushed him aside “because of this relationship (with Napolitano) and because he was not female,” the suit says.
A look at Schriro’s official bio shows that she does indeed have no real law enforcement experience. She has headed prison systems, and done her best, again according to her own bio, to benefit unions.
She has also co-led sentencing seminars at the law schools of St. Louis University and Arizona State University, spearheaded passage of the nation’s first Restorative Justice legislation and established offices of crime victim services and labor relations in the State correctional systems in Missouri and Arizona. Her efforts on behalf of the workforce yielded appreciable pay increases and increased representation. (emphases added)
The unions involved are the AFSCME and AFGE, both of which are part of the AFL-CIO universe. AFGE is the union that’s bringing Big Labor into the Transportation Security Administration. The unionization of the airport gropers is happening despite Democrat promises to never unionize that agency, at the time of said agency’s creation. It has been said before but is worth mentioning again, unionization of all government workers should be banned, and Democrat promises should always be understood to be insincere and come with expiration dates. Schriro is but one of many examples of Democrats using their government positions to assist Big Labor, which in turn puts money into Democrat party coffers. In any other setting such actions would be flagged for conflict of interest and would be considered corrupt.
But I digress. Let’s take a look at Suzanne Barr. According to the widening scandal, she has an aggressive streak.
In the newly emerging affidavits, one of the employees claimed that in October 2009, while in a discussion about Halloween plans, the individual witnessed Barr turn to a senior ICE employee and say: “You a sexy” (expletive deleted).
“She then looked at his crotch and asked, ‘How long is it anyway?’” according to the affidavit.
The account said Parmer and Barr were “drinking heavily” at the house of the deputy chief of mission for the U.S. Embassy there. It said Parmer took the BlackBerry of another employee, Peter Vincent, and sent “lewd messages” to Barr.
The affidavit went on to say: “During this party, Suzanne Barr approached me and offered to” perform oral sex.
How did Suzanne Barr get to the top of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement administration? She worked for Napolitano in Arizona. But not in any law enforcement capacity.
Ms. Barr came to ICE in January 2009. Before becoming chief of staff, she served in then-Governor Janet Napolitano’s office, working as deputy director and director of legislative affairs. As director of legislative affairs, Ms. Barr was responsible for the governor’s legislative agenda and oversaw the legislative proposals of all state agencies. She also served as the governor’s policy advisor on law enforcement issues, overseeing all state law enforcement agencies.
Basically, she did whatever Napolitano told her to do. That landed her the job that, among other things, is supposed to oversee our border security, enforce immigration law, fight terrorism, fight smuggling, and so forth. No experience necessary, apparently.
Feel secure?

http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/08/15/dhs-sex-scandal-widens-ice-chief-goes-on-leave/

 

 

“Hey, don’t forget me in all the drinking and sex! Huma baby, where are you??”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton, humping unknown cabaret singer in South Africa

 

 

Once again, de facto Secretary of State, Huma Abedin gets wind of Hillary Clinton’s buffoonery:

 
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An Arab Springsteen? Not quite!

Published on August 18, 2012,

 

Unlike bigoted @#$%’s Carlos Santana, Elvis Costello, Roger Waters and Annie Lennox, Bruce Springsteen has refused to boycott the Jewish state, and will be performing there in the summer of 2013.

 

http://igoogledisrael.com/2011/11/now-its-the-boss-bruce-springsteen-lines-up-a-concert-in-israel/

 

 

Note to Carlos Santana: useful idiots like you have got to change your evil ways, baby.

@#$% idiot Carlos Santana, proudly showing off his idol, a mass-murderer of political prisoners, Che Guevara.

Here are some products this terrorist-aficionado endorses, that in good conscience you might want to stay away from:

 

– Casa Noble Tequila

– Paul Reed Smith (PRS) Guitars

 

 

 

 

“Where’s Israel? Where those Jews

live, right?  *hic!*  I never liked Jews.

I never liked Springsteen, either.

Did someone just say ‘tequila?

And where’s Amos & Andy today — y’all?'”

*burp!*

US Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton

 

 

 
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TheFineReport: 2,500,000+ hits

Published on August 18, 2012,

 

 

4 Months, 2,500,000+ hits

 

 

We continue to be the #1 source for the finest in low-brow entertainment.

 

 

 

“Ain’t dat da troof.”

– Race-baiter, anti-Semite, MSNBC host and Barack Obama-intimate, Al Sharpton

 

 
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Fox News: Organ Trafficking on the Rise in the United States:

Published on August 17, 2012,

The main brokers of organs tend to be local organized crime groups and corrupt officials on the local level and doctors, independent transplant coordinators and transnational organized crime syndicates on the international stage.

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2012/08/16/organ-trafficking-on-rise-in-united-states/?test=latestnews

 

 

“I sold one of my balls to buy four new tires for my Mercedes.

But it turned out I only got enough money to buy three.

So I had to sell my other nut. All this happened at a place near the Golden Gate Bridge.

So, as the old Tony Bennett song might say: ‘I Left My Balls In San Francisco.’

Perhaps this explains my behavior as the Squeaker of the House.”

-The ball-less Squeaker of the House, John Boehner

 

 

 “Well, you can call me a satisfied repeat customer! What a bargain — they were hardly used at all.  He must have really needed tires.”

-Dept. of Homeland Security head Janet Napolitano, now embroiled in a sex discrimination scandal in the department she heads.

 

 

 

Secretary of Home-Girl Security Janet Napolitano has been accused of sexual harassment and discrimination against employees.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/08/12/tagblogsfindlawcom2012-freeenterprise-idUS100993432920120812

 

“The claims are unfondled unfounded!”

 
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White House says Obama will stick with Joe “Amos & Andy” Biden as running mate!

Published on August 17, 2012,

 

“Oh well. Back to the sauce.”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton

 

 

 
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Hillary, Amos & Andy

Published on August 17, 2012,

 

“I hopes y’all has da vision to votes for me as V.P., and forgets all dat crooked stuff and  lyin’ I did in da past. God bless da America we is trying to create! I will gets da people workin again! We got a lot of dem chil’ren who don’t know what work means. Dey think work is a four-letter word! But take for instance, dat Mahatma Gandhi — he ran a gas station down in St. Louis — and den he became da great leader in da 20th century! So if you puts me in da White House, we is gonna take things away from you all on behalf of da common good! — Because, we is da president!”

 

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2010/01/code_black.html

 

-The insane Hillary Clinton, without alcohol to put her in ‘smiling idiot’ mode.

 

(NO JOKE: The above dialogue was culled near-verbatim from statements made by Hillary Clinton)

 

 

 

 

Hearing of all this, de facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin jumps into action:


 
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Hillary Clinton Enters Rehab in Preparation to Replace Joe Biden (of Amos & Andy fame):

Published on August 16, 2012,

 

 

Hillary Clinton today entered an Alcoholics Annonymous program at an undisclosed location in preparation to replace Joe “Amos & Andy” Biden as Barry Obama’s running mate. “I was stupid in choosing a fool like Biden,” said Obama. “And I’m even more stupid in choosing a drunken fool like Clinton. But that’s how I roll.”

 

No just any lush: but an incompetent lush!

 

 

 

“Boy, talk about needing a little ‘hair of the dog’…”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton

 

 

De facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin jumps into action!

 

 

 

 
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In a Harvard essay, young Michelle Obama argued for race-based faculty hiring

Published on August 15, 2012,

http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/15/in-harvard-essay-young-michelle-obama-argued-for-race-based-faculty-hiring/

 

BREAKING: The Fine Report has uncovered the essay!

 

To Harverd law skool:

 

 I think peelpe who are wite, should not be hired as law professerz. Black peeple should be hired, insted. Why do I say this you ask? Becauze here at Harverd, they teech the Socratic method, which iz too hard. A black professer on the other hand, would not teech some cracker-based method. They would teach using a noncracker-based method. I just don’t no what that iz, yet.

 

The big problem iz, the stoopider peeple in the class like me who got in based on the color of their skin and not their branes can’t answer any questions without sounding like they don’t belong here. (That includes me, and that half-white guy front of me in class, Barack, who iz really stoopid and hardly showz up. And when he does, he iz stoned.)

 

I also think there should be more security and comfert in the law classroom. I even think they should serve lunch. And dinner. For free. And law professerz should not be able to fail you. Failing you iz unfair, becauze stoopider people like me who got in only based on the color of their skin and not their branes (did that half-white guy Barack get half-way in based on the half-color of his skin?) have a hard time being in a skool they do not have the brains to be in. This is the first time I ever got a “Z as a grade. (I always thought “F” was the lowest grade you could get.)

 

You better consider my comments.
 
@#$% you all, ,
Michelle Robinson, M.D. candidate

 

“I meant it, too, @#$%!”

 
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Biden, Amos & Andy

Published on August 15, 2012,

 

Vice President Biden: “Attention all you colored peoples out dere: be careful dere, because dat Romney is gonna put y’all in chains! And it won’t be dem gold chains, like dat Mr. T has, or dem welfare chains, neither!  I gots to know a lot about da black man over time. In fact, I met my first black man when I was just eighteen years old, as I was reaching into my pocket to get my wallet and shook hands with him. But no need to thanks me now —  it is enough dat I knows I always has your infernal gratitude — and your vote!”

-Vice President of the United States, Joseph Biden

 

 

“Obama better get dat Hillary Clinton into Alcoholics Anonymous, and quick!”

– Race-baiter, anti-Semite, MSNBC host and Barack Obama-intimate, Al Sharpton

 

 

 

 
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NO JOKE: Bill Gates kicks off search for toilet of the future

Published on August 15, 2012,

 

Microsoft co-founder and global philanthropist Bill Gates launches search for a new toilet

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/bill-gates-kicks-off-search-toilet-future-233951796.html

 

“After the election of Barack Obama, I thought America would become the ultimate toilet. But with Romney picking Ryan, well, those two guys just might kick the sh-t out of that four-flusher Obama, and his potty-mouth V.P., Biden.  So what else could I do, but back-up?”

 

 

“Because a good 2.0 has always been my lifelong dream.”

-Bill Gates, shown with early version of Microsoft Feces

 

 

Meet the official test pilot of the Gates Ultimate Toilet, Mr. Warren Buffet:

 

“I am plumb-proud to be a part of this endeavor. Sure, I have a busy schedule. But for something this important, I will squeeze-in any time necessary to move the project. After all, when you consider my long and intimate relationship with the Obamas, who more than I has such experience with turds, and at such a high level?  Considering the important nature of this project, I state unequivocally: I vow to jump into this thing head first.”

 

-Buffet, receiving the Medal of Peedom.

 

 

Co-test pilot, Michelle Obama, practicing,

in the Gates Ultimate Toilet simulator:


 

 
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The Overweight and Gluttonous Michelle Obama Criticizes an Olympic Gold Medalist’s Eating Habits!

Published on August 14, 2012,

 

America’s newest Olympics gymnastics star Gabby Douglas was publicly admonished by the porcine Michelle Obama for eating an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s after Gabby won a Gold Medal in the Olympics

 

-No eating problem here.

 

 

“Gabby, if you want to walk with queens,

you cannot eat like a cow — or dress like one.”

– Left to right: a Queen, her assistant, and a cow (prior to the cow being taught how to dress).

 

 

“Nor do you don’t want to appear to be a woman who eats like some overbearing animal.”

 

 

“So keep away from the garbage. Relax. Take a ten million dollar vacation ( — on Uncle Sam, if you know what I mean).”

 

“Remember this and remember it always: you only have one shot at making a first impression. Most people remember the first impression you make of yourself, and consider it a correct one, despite any b.s. you later try and throw at them in an attempt to make them believe you’re not the loutish lunatic they remember you as. Not even a completely corrupt news media can erase a bad first impression….”

 

 “…Or a second one. Or third one. Or fourth one. Or fifth one. Or… Well, you get the picture.”

 

 

 

Gabby: “Jay, why is that overweight, under-accomplished jerk-off on my right telling me how to eat?  — Or telling me how to do anything, for that matter?”

Jay: “Why Gabby, I believe you just answered your own question. This is also the first time in that jerk-off’s adult life that she’s proud of an American gymnast. And if you think she‘s a jerk-off, you should meet her husband!”

 

 

 

 

 
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Confused Why Goldman Sachs Will Face No Criminal Charges? Here’s Why

Published on August 14, 2012,

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/confused-why-goldman-will-face-no-criminal-charges-heres-why

 

 

“Thank you, Eric Holder! Boy, do you know how to turn a blind eye.

And I’m not even a Black Panther!”

Corrupt NY Senator Charles Schumer

 
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Willie Nelson’s Family Protests Dog-Eating:

Published on August 14, 2012,

 

Singer Willie Nelson’s Family Protests Dog-Eating,

Outside White House South Korean Embassy

 

http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/13/willie-nelsons-family-protests-dog-eating-outside-south-korean-embassy/

 

 

The original story:

Obama used to eat dog meat

http://hotair.com/archives/2012/04/17/bad-news-obama-used-to-eat-dog-meat/

 
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Pornography Problem in the Executive Branch:

Published on August 13, 2012,

 

“Houston, we have a porn problem.”

 

 The deputy press secretary for the Department of Homeland Security was arrested for trying to seduce online someone he thought was a teenage girl. Now, the Securities and Exchange Commission found that 17 of 31 employees caught accessing porn at work since Barack Obama was elected — one for up to eight hours a day — were senior staff.

 

In 2010, the Boston Globe reported that senior Pentagon staff were downloading child porn. Instead of generating a media storm, the story died. Senior staff were watching the sexual torture of small children on Pentagon computers.

 

The latest revelation of missile-defense staff using porn should have America extremely alarmed. It is not yet confirmed if child porn was involved.

 

Of the Colombian Secret Service scandal, Rep. Darrell E. Issa, chairman of the House Committee on Government Oversight and Reform, asked if women younger than 18 (i.e., trafficked children) were involved. 

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/aug/10/executive-branch-porn-problem/

 

“No? Okay. I was just checking. (Is any of it good?)”

-Darryl Issa

 

 

See for yourself, Congressman:

 

 

 

 

 
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Republican Retards Agree to ‘Affirmative Action’ Debate. The Continuing Story:

Published on August 13, 2012,

 

After the uproar of the GOP establishment agreeing to corrupt, biased reporters skewing moderating the presidential debates to give a leg up to little Barry Obama, the Democrats have agreed to replace the leftists shills moderators.

 

Meet the replacements:

 

“Wake me up when it’s my turn to speak.”

 

 

 

“I feel worse than Lenin. Please, just kill me — put me out of my misery.”

Squeaker of the House, John Boehner

 

 

 

 
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It didn’t take long for GOP Establishment’s stupidity to rear it’s ugly face:

Published on August 13, 2012,

 

This is beyond unbelievable:

 

DEBATE MODERATORS ANNOUNCED:


PBS Jim Lehrer, first Pres debate, Oct 3 Denver...

CNN Candy Crowley, town hall, Oct 16, Hempstead NY...

CBS Bob Schieffer, third Pres debate, Oct. 22, Boca Raton...

ABC Martha Raddatz, VP debate, Oct 11, Danville KY...

 

(source: http://drudgereport.com)

 

 

“Stupidity is back, baby!”

“That Ryan pick really had me worried there.”

 
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And Idea From Peoplescube.com: “The People’s Library Collection of Books with No Pages”

Published on August 13, 2012,

 

 It was a great idea — so we stole it, and added some titles of our own:

 

 

The Ultimate Glamour and Fashion Guide
by Michelle Obama

On Moving Legislation
by Harry Reid, with an introduction by Charles Schumer

Profiles in Courage, II
by John Boehner, with an introduction by Lyndsay Graham

Getting There The Old-Fashioned Way
by Barack Obama, with an introduction by Van Jones

Emotional Intelligence

by Nancy Pelosi, with an introduction by Debbie Whatshername Schultz

Under the Influence: A Guide to the Myths and Realities of Alcoholism
by Hillary Clinton, with an introduction by de facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin

My Good Movies and My Good Presidents
by Spike Lee, with introduction by Russell Simmons

The Moral Person’s Guide to Honesty and Truthful Reporting in Modern Television Journalism
by Andrea Mitchell, with an introduction by George Stephanopoulis

It’s Not Just About Me
by Barack Obama, with an introduction by Barack Obama

The Case for Why the First Lady of the United States Should Be Paid Millions of Dollars Per Year
by Michelle Obama

Other People’s Money: the Ultimate Guide to Vacationing On Millions of Dollars Per Day
by Michelle Obama

Look Good, Smell Good
by Michelle Obama

The Busy Person’s Guide to Weight Loss
by Chris Christie, with an introduction by Michelle Obama

The Collective Intellectual Prowess of the Congressional Black Caucus
by Sheila Jackass Lee, with an introduction by Maxine Waters

Traditions of the Indian Family and Raising Children the Indian-Giver Way
by Elizabeth Warren, with an introduction of Harvey Weitzman

America the Beautiful
by George Soros, with an introduction by Cher

Determinism Or Free Will
by Michael Bloomberg

The Lesbian’s Guide to Avoiding Discrimination Against the Opposite Sex In the Workplace
by Janet Napolitano

Obama and History
by Vladmir Putin

Original Works, Volumes I and II
by Fareed Zakaria, with an introduction by Timer-Warner CEO Jeffrey Bewkes

Faithful Relationships: Keeping Your Boyfriend On a Short Leash, Both Literally and Figuratively
by Anderson Cooper

 

 

For the original idea on The People’s Cube, see:

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-people-s-library-collection-of-books-with-no-pages-t9402.html#p145244

 

 
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Vince Lombardi Drops the Hammer on Boehner — and Voters:

Published on August 12, 2012,

 

“Listen you, lamebrains! — We play offense, you hear? Forget defense! No idiot coach ever won a championship with just great defense! Just who’s running this GOP show, anyway??”

 

– Pro football legend Vince Lombardi

 

“I am. And I’m tired. And I’m scared.”

 

 

“Fatigue makes cowards of us all, pal. Get with it, or take a hike!”

 

 

“Nothing I do works. Everything I try to do is so hard. The pressure… I just wanna play golf, like Obama.”

 

 

“If a guy like you isn’t  fired with enthusiasm, you should be fired with enthusiasm! How the hell did you wind up as head coach of the GOP House leadership, anyway?”

 

 

“I was just there long enough — like Bob Dole and John McCain being the GOP choice for president. Vince, what if Romney wins? I’ll be pressured to rescind Obamacare! What’ll I do then?!

 

 

“Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence. Stop being such a spineless bag of you-know-what.”

 

 

“You know, come to think of it, I did just help pass legislation enabling Obama to make presidential appointees free from Senate confirmation. Why, I almost forgot about that!

 

 

 “Bully for you, you traitor to your office and your country.  And next time you make a touchdown, act like you’ve been there before!… Man. Good luck, America. If you keep putting turds like this guy in high office, you deserve what you get. Maybe you should think more carefully this time in November, and boot out that commie water-boy you stuck this country with as its president. That Obama wouldn’t even make it as a water-boy on one of my teams. Yet you picked him to head yours…”

 

 

 
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Another Boehner Bizarre ‘Gift’ to Obama — and a Blow to the Constitution:

Published on August 12, 2012,

 

Obama signs Boehner-enabled bill exempting presidential appointees from Senate confirmation

http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/10/obama-signs-bill-exempting-presidential-appointees-from-senate-confirmation/#ixzz23ItrPfzK

 

 

“The United States Constitution does not bestow kingly powers on the President to appoint the senior officers of the government with no process,” wrote Thomas McClusky, senior vice president for the Family Research Council’s legislative arm, in a memo to lawmakers last week.


They ignored him.



 
 

“I don’t care anymore. I just don’t.

There, I said it.”

 
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Time to Strip this Guy’s Medal

Published on August 11, 2012,

 

 

 

Even CNN (!) agrees:

http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/10/opinion/navarrette-olympics-flags/index.html

 
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