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You Didn’t Eat That! (Oh yes they did!)

Published on August 20, 2012,

Michelle “Shaped Like A Bell” Obama, The First Hippo-crite and Glutton, serves a greasy, fattening and sodium-laden lunch to children visiting the White House.



While it is true that for the first time in her adult life, she is proud of fine American food, it is only so long as she’s the one eating it and someone else is paying for it.



This is the cheap and unhealthy meal that America’s cheap and unhealthy First Hippo-crite served: a greasy hamburger, greasy fried zucchini, salty pickles, sugary ketchup, a sugary desert (not in photo) and a piece of wood:



“What am I, supposed to give them the good food? That’s for me. They’re lucky they got that piece of wood in there.

And when I leave, I’m taking everything — all of it. Even the rotten stuff.”





“Just so you peons know: it’s okay when ‘we’ do it. Not you.

Verstehen Sie??

-Megalomaniac Michael Bloomberg, nannyfuhrer of New  York




Obama’s Latest Ambassador of Stupidity, Spike Lee, Says ‘Obama Will Do Whatever He Wants In Second Term’

Published on August 20, 2012,


Uh, isn’t Obama doing whatever he wants in his first term?




“That’s absolutely correct. As I have said, as

long as I am the House Squeaker, I will never

give up on this president: first term, second term,

third term — hell, even even his fifth term.

I shall squeak on.”

Obama enabler and Squeaker of the House John Boehner, a vain coward of historic proportions.



Nancy ‘The Prune’ Pelosi Mocks Paul Ryan’s Body, On Useful-idiot Jimmy Falon’s Show

Published on August 19, 2012,



House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, venturing into late-night comedy with a visit to NBC’s “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on Friday. When asked for her thoughts on Paul Ryan, the Wisconsin congressman that Mitt Romney has picked for his running mate, Mrs. Pelosi said: “I don’t really know him well because I’ve never been to the gym.”








(Whew… sorry. We continue:)


Mr. Ryan is well known in Washington circles for his pre-dawn House gym workouts.  Mr. Fallon egged-on the longtime California congresswoman, asking if she’d seen her House colleague shirtless.

“Oh please,” she said.









“You know, I did at one time consider a career in comedy. I remember the first time I saw the cover of Don Rickles’ album, ‘Hello Dummy’ — I couldn’t help feel Rickles was reaching out to me in some psychic manner. Unfortunately I got side-tracked by my first botched plastic surgery, after the wrong parts came in the mail. So I had to put the comedy idea on hold. But I did call Rickles before tonight’s show, and I ran my Ryan jokes by him. He said, ‘Nancy, now I know why there is handicap parking in front of every gym. I could never figure it out, until you called.’ He’s funny. But I did finally get my opportunity to make a supreme clown of myself during the two years I was Speaker of the House — so the ‘Hello Dummy’ thing may not have been too far out after all. So Jimmy, you want to see my abs?  Here, see?… How about my boobs?  — Come on, take a peek…”


“Jimmy? Where are you going?…




Where’d he go?….”











Oh God!…. BLEEHHH!!… Oh my God!….





(MUSIC UP: Fallon’s misogynist band plays the song “Lying Ass Bitch” they are so fond of playing to women on Fallon’s show)








Published on August 18, 2012,


Here we go again:


THIS is what a lunatic named Obama and a drunk named Hillary Clinton have wrought:





Here, the victim is shown having been ‘scourged’ (whipped to near death, as is part of the torture ritual of Crucifixion) but rescued before he could be nailed to a cross by racial Muslims, who gained power with the help of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.


A Sky News Arabic correspondent in Cairo confirmed that protestors belonging to the Muslim Brotherhood crucified those opposing Egyptian President Muhammad Morsi, nailing victims naked onto trees in front of the presidential palace, while still abusing others. Likewise, Muslim Brotherhood supporters locked the doors of the media production facilities of 6-October [a major media region in Cairo], where they proceeded to attack several popular journalists.




Yesterday, a Christian convert was ritually murdered in Tunisia by Muslim authorities. The video is below.


While this is very graphic stuff, but is as important to watch as the films of the Nazi concentration camps victims after their liberation by the Allies in World War II:




“Visions of my second term, all right.”

Liberal activist Nat Hentoff, former Publisher of the Village Voice, said of Barack Obama in 2009: “I think Obama is possibly the most dangerous and destructive president we have ever had”




 “Hmmfromfpheoroopumphffff… Where’s Huma?…”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton

One of the dumbest human beings to ever fly in an airplane, sober or not.



Huma responds:

“I wish I had grounds to argue with you, but I don’t.
I wish my husband wasn’t a pervert, but he is. (And with everyone but me!)
 I wish my pervert husband didn’t look like Bevis, from the Bevis and Butthead cartoons. But he does.
I wish my own head wasn’t shaped like a NASCAR oval. But it is.
I wish nobody knew that my immediate family is openly tied to the most vile of terrorists. But they do.
I wish I had a wishing-well, but I don’t.
Why are you harassing me? I am the de facto Secretary of State of the United States, damn you”

De facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin, and her pervert husband, flasher Anthony “I Show My” Weiner.






Published on August 18, 2012,


Feel secure?


NOW can you undersand what is happening inside our military, and why the suicide rate among our soldiers has risen to epidemic numbers?


Could you ever imagine something this dangerous and this bizarre ever happening in a Romney-Ryan administration?





DHS Sex Scandal Widens; ICE Chief Goes on Leave



The accusations:

-DHS run like a frat-house

-Hiring and promotion discrimination against, and hostile work environment towards male employees

-Lewd conduct inside the agency

-Schriro hired solely because of her ‘personal relationship’ with Napolitano — she had no law enforcement experience, and was not qualified for her high position (Sounds like Michelle Obama’s no-show job at $300,000+ per year as a ‘hospital administrator’ back in Chicago, doesn’t it?)

-Heavy drinking

-Lewd messages

-Offers of oral sex



Meet Suzanne Barr, (no relation to Rosanne Barr, but apparently just as crude) Chief of Staff at the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency. She’s on ‘leave’ right now.

“Hey girls, you want oral sex? DHS can and will provide it, along with a bourbon! We called it the ‘Napolitano Doubleshot’ “



Meet Dora Schriro. She used to work at the Department of Homeland Security under Janet Napolitano. She currently oversees prisons in Michael Bloomberg’s New York.

“I @#$%’ed Janet Napolitano, and all I got was this lousy job — paying hundreds of thousands of dollars per year — doing something I’m not qualified to do! (Though I did get a lot of limo rides from Bloomberg.)”




Both Barr and Schriro are named offenders in the growing sex scandal within Napolitano’s Department of Homeland Security. DHS has gone from angrily denying that it has a sex scandal, to putting government workers on “voluntary” leave.
The top Homeland Security official accused of cultivating a “frat-house”-style work environment has “voluntarily placed herself on leave” amid an internal review, the department told FoxNews.com late Tuesday evening — just hours after FoxNews.com contacted the agency about new allegations against her.
The official, Suzanne Barr, is chief of staff for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Two more ICE employees came forward this week to complain about “lewd” conduct inside the agency, submitting sworn affidavits that depict graphic comments made by two top officials working under DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano.
The affidavits were given as part of a discrimination and retaliation suit filed earlier this year by James T. Hayes Jr., the head of the New York office for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Dora Schriro was allegedly hired and promoted because of her personal relationship with the DHS secretary.
While Napolitano is named as the sole defendant, Hayes’ suit focuses on Barr and Dora Schriro, who joined DHS in February 2009, five months after Hayes was promoted to director of ICE Detention and Removal Operations.
Hayes claims Schriro, who was brought on as a special adviser to Napolitano, was not qualified for the job because she lacked law enforcement experience. Hayes maintained Schriro enjoyed a “long-standing relationship” with Napolitano, and soon pushed him aside “because of this relationship (with Napolitano) and because he was not female,” the suit says.
A look at Schriro’s official bio shows that she does indeed have no real law enforcement experience. She has headed prison systems, and done her best, again according to her own bio, to benefit unions.
She has also co-led sentencing seminars at the law schools of St. Louis University and Arizona State University, spearheaded passage of the nation’s first Restorative Justice legislation and established offices of crime victim services and labor relations in the State correctional systems in Missouri and Arizona. Her efforts on behalf of the workforce yielded appreciable pay increases and increased representation. (emphases added)
The unions involved are the AFSCME and AFGE, both of which are part of the AFL-CIO universe. AFGE is the union that’s bringing Big Labor into the Transportation Security Administration. The unionization of the airport gropers is happening despite Democrat promises to never unionize that agency, at the time of said agency’s creation. It has been said before but is worth mentioning again, unionization of all government workers should be banned, and Democrat promises should always be understood to be insincere and come with expiration dates. Schriro is but one of many examples of Democrats using their government positions to assist Big Labor, which in turn puts money into Democrat party coffers. In any other setting such actions would be flagged for conflict of interest and would be considered corrupt.
But I digress. Let’s take a look at Suzanne Barr. According to the widening scandal, she has an aggressive streak.
In the newly emerging affidavits, one of the employees claimed that in October 2009, while in a discussion about Halloween plans, the individual witnessed Barr turn to a senior ICE employee and say: “You a sexy” (expletive deleted).
“She then looked at his crotch and asked, ‘How long is it anyway?’” according to the affidavit.
The account said Parmer and Barr were “drinking heavily” at the house of the deputy chief of mission for the U.S. Embassy there. It said Parmer took the BlackBerry of another employee, Peter Vincent, and sent “lewd messages” to Barr.
The affidavit went on to say: “During this party, Suzanne Barr approached me and offered to” perform oral sex.
How did Suzanne Barr get to the top of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement administration? She worked for Napolitano in Arizona. But not in any law enforcement capacity.
Ms. Barr came to ICE in January 2009. Before becoming chief of staff, she served in then-Governor Janet Napolitano’s office, working as deputy director and director of legislative affairs. As director of legislative affairs, Ms. Barr was responsible for the governor’s legislative agenda and oversaw the legislative proposals of all state agencies. She also served as the governor’s policy advisor on law enforcement issues, overseeing all state law enforcement agencies.
Basically, she did whatever Napolitano told her to do. That landed her the job that, among other things, is supposed to oversee our border security, enforce immigration law, fight terrorism, fight smuggling, and so forth. No experience necessary, apparently.
Feel secure?




“Hey, don’t forget me in all the drinking and sex! Huma baby, where are you??”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton, humping unknown cabaret singer in South Africa



Once again, de facto Secretary of State, Huma Abedin gets wind of Hillary Clinton’s buffoonery:


An Arab Springsteen? Not quite!

Published on August 18, 2012,


Unlike bigoted @#$%’s Carlos Santana, Elvis Costello, Roger Waters and Annie Lennox, Bruce Springsteen has refused to boycott the Jewish state, and will be performing there in the summer of 2013.





Note to Carlos Santana: useful idiots like you have got to change your evil ways, baby.

@#$% idiot Carlos Santana, proudly showing off his idol, a mass-murderer of political prisoners, Che Guevara.

Here are some products this terrorist-aficionado endorses, that in good conscience you might want to stay away from:


– Casa Noble Tequila

– Paul Reed Smith (PRS) Guitars





“Where’s Israel? Where those Jews

live, right?  *hic!*  I never liked Jews.

I never liked Springsteen, either.

Did someone just say ‘tequila?

And where’s Amos & Andy today — y’all?'”


US Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton




TheFineReport: 2,500,000+ hits

Published on August 18, 2012,



4 Months, 2,500,000+ hits



We continue to be the #1 source for the finest in low-brow entertainment.




“Ain’t dat da troof.”

– Race-baiter, anti-Semite, MSNBC host and Barack Obama-intimate, Al Sharpton



Fox News: Organ Trafficking on the Rise in the United States:

Published on August 17, 2012,

The main brokers of organs tend to be local organized crime groups and corrupt officials on the local level and doctors, independent transplant coordinators and transnational organized crime syndicates on the international stage.




“I sold one of my balls to buy four new tires for my Mercedes.

But it turned out I only got enough money to buy three.

So I had to sell my other nut. All this happened at a place near the Golden Gate Bridge.

So, as the old Tony Bennett song might say: ‘I Left My Balls In San Francisco.’

Perhaps this explains my behavior as the Squeaker of the House.”

-The ball-less Squeaker of the House, John Boehner



 “Well, you can call me a satisfied repeat customer! What a bargain — they were hardly used at all.  He must have really needed tires.”

-Dept. of Homeland Security head Janet Napolitano, now embroiled in a sex discrimination scandal in the department she heads.




Secretary of Home-Girl Security Janet Napolitano has been accused of sexual harassment and discrimination against employees.



“The claims are unfondled unfounded!”


White House says Obama will stick with Joe “Amos & Andy” Biden as running mate!

Published on August 17, 2012,


“Oh well. Back to the sauce.”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton




Hillary, Amos & Andy

Published on August 17, 2012,


“I hopes y’all has da vision to votes for me as V.P., and forgets all dat crooked stuff and  lyin’ I did in da past. God bless da America we is trying to create! I will gets da people workin again! We got a lot of dem chil’ren who don’t know what work means. Dey think work is a four-letter word! But take for instance, dat Mahatma Gandhi — he ran a gas station down in St. Louis — and den he became da great leader in da 20th century! So if you puts me in da White House, we is gonna take things away from you all on behalf of da common good! — Because, we is da president!”




-The insane Hillary Clinton, without alcohol to put her in ‘smiling idiot’ mode.


(NO JOKE: The above dialogue was culled near-verbatim from statements made by Hillary Clinton)





Hearing of all this, de facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin jumps into action:


Hillary Clinton Enters Rehab in Preparation to Replace Joe Biden (of Amos & Andy fame):

Published on August 16, 2012,



Hillary Clinton today entered an Alcoholics Annonymous program at an undisclosed location in preparation to replace Joe “Amos & Andy” Biden as Barry Obama’s running mate. “I was stupid in choosing a fool like Biden,” said Obama. “And I’m even more stupid in choosing a drunken fool like Clinton. But that’s how I roll.”


No just any lush: but an incompetent lush!




“Boy, talk about needing a little ‘hair of the dog’…”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton



De facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin jumps into action!





In a Harvard essay, young Michelle Obama argued for race-based faculty hiring

Published on August 15, 2012,



BREAKING: The Fine Report has uncovered the essay!


To Harverd law skool:


 I think peelpe who are wite, should not be hired as law professerz. Black peeple should be hired, insted. Why do I say this you ask? Becauze here at Harverd, they teech the Socratic method, which iz too hard. A black professer on the other hand, would not teech some cracker-based method. They would teach using a noncracker-based method. I just don’t no what that iz, yet.


The big problem iz, the stoopider peeple in the class like me who got in based on the color of their skin and not their branes can’t answer any questions without sounding like they don’t belong here. (That includes me, and that half-white guy front of me in class, Barack, who iz really stoopid and hardly showz up. And when he does, he iz stoned.)


I also think there should be more security and comfert in the law classroom. I even think they should serve lunch. And dinner. For free. And law professerz should not be able to fail you. Failing you iz unfair, becauze stoopider people like me who got in only based on the color of their skin and not their branes (did that half-white guy Barack get half-way in based on the half-color of his skin?) have a hard time being in a skool they do not have the brains to be in. This is the first time I ever got a “Z as a grade. (I always thought “F” was the lowest grade you could get.)


You better consider my comments.
@#$% you all, ,
Michelle Robinson, M.D. candidate


“I meant it, too, @#$%!”


Biden, Amos & Andy

Published on August 15, 2012,


Vice President Biden: “Attention all you colored peoples out dere: be careful dere, because dat Romney is gonna put y’all in chains! And it won’t be dem gold chains, like dat Mr. T has, or dem welfare chains, neither!  I gots to know a lot about da black man over time. In fact, I met my first black man when I was just eighteen years old, as I was reaching into my pocket to get my wallet and shook hands with him. But no need to thanks me now —  it is enough dat I knows I always has your infernal gratitude — and your vote!”

-Vice President of the United States, Joseph Biden



“Obama better get dat Hillary Clinton into Alcoholics Anonymous, and quick!”

– Race-baiter, anti-Semite, MSNBC host and Barack Obama-intimate, Al Sharpton





NO JOKE: Bill Gates kicks off search for toilet of the future

Published on August 15, 2012,


Microsoft co-founder and global philanthropist Bill Gates launches search for a new toilet



“After the election of Barack Obama, I thought America would become the ultimate toilet. But with Romney picking Ryan, well, those two guys just might kick the sh-t out of that four-flusher Obama, and his potty-mouth V.P., Biden.  So what else could I do, but back-up?”



“Because a good 2.0 has always been my lifelong dream.”

-Bill Gates, shown with early version of Microsoft Feces



Meet the official test pilot of the Gates Ultimate Toilet, Mr. Warren Buffet:


“I am plumb-proud to be a part of this endeavor. Sure, I have a busy schedule. But for something this important, I will squeeze-in any time necessary to move the project. After all, when you consider my long and intimate relationship with the Obamas, who more than I has such experience with turds, and at such a high level?  Considering the important nature of this project, I state unequivocally: I vow to jump into this thing head first.”


-Buffet, receiving the Medal of Peedom.



Co-test pilot, Michelle Obama, practicing,

in the Gates Ultimate Toilet simulator:



The Overweight and Gluttonous Michelle Obama Criticizes an Olympic Gold Medalist’s Eating Habits!

Published on August 14, 2012,


America’s newest Olympics gymnastics star Gabby Douglas was publicly admonished by the porcine Michelle Obama for eating an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s after Gabby won a Gold Medal in the Olympics


-No eating problem here.



“Gabby, if you want to walk with queens,

you cannot eat like a cow — or dress like one.”

– Left to right: a Queen, her assistant, and a cow (prior to the cow being taught how to dress).



“Nor do you don’t want to appear to be a woman who eats like some overbearing animal.”



“So keep away from the garbage. Relax. Take a ten million dollar vacation ( — on Uncle Sam, if you know what I mean).”


“Remember this and remember it always: you only have one shot at making a first impression. Most people remember the first impression you make of yourself, and consider it a correct one, despite any b.s. you later try and throw at them in an attempt to make them believe you’re not the loutish lunatic they remember you as. Not even a completely corrupt news media can erase a bad first impression….”


 “…Or a second one. Or third one. Or fourth one. Or fifth one. Or… Well, you get the picture.”




Gabby: “Jay, why is that overweight, under-accomplished jerk-off on my right telling me how to eat?  — Or telling me how to do anything, for that matter?”

Jay: “Why Gabby, I believe you just answered your own question. This is also the first time in that jerk-off’s adult life that she’s proud of an American gymnast. And if you think she‘s a jerk-off, you should meet her husband!”






Confused Why Goldman Sachs Will Face No Criminal Charges? Here’s Why

Published on August 14, 2012,





“Thank you, Eric Holder! Boy, do you know how to turn a blind eye.

And I’m not even a Black Panther!”

Corrupt NY Senator Charles Schumer


Willie Nelson’s Family Protests Dog-Eating:

Published on August 14, 2012,


Singer Willie Nelson’s Family Protests Dog-Eating,

Outside White House South Korean Embassy





The original story:

Obama used to eat dog meat



Pornography Problem in the Executive Branch:

Published on August 13, 2012,


“Houston, we have a porn problem.”


 The deputy press secretary for the Department of Homeland Security was arrested for trying to seduce online someone he thought was a teenage girl. Now, the Securities and Exchange Commission found that 17 of 31 employees caught accessing porn at work since Barack Obama was elected — one for up to eight hours a day — were senior staff.


In 2010, the Boston Globe reported that senior Pentagon staff were downloading child porn. Instead of generating a media storm, the story died. Senior staff were watching the sexual torture of small children on Pentagon computers.


The latest revelation of missile-defense staff using porn should have America extremely alarmed. It is not yet confirmed if child porn was involved.


Of the Colombian Secret Service scandal, Rep. Darrell E. Issa, chairman of the House Committee on Government Oversight and Reform, asked if women younger than 18 (i.e., trafficked children) were involved. 



“No? Okay. I was just checking. (Is any of it good?)”

-Darryl Issa



See for yourself, Congressman:






Republican Retards Agree to ‘Affirmative Action’ Debate. The Continuing Story:

Published on August 13, 2012,


After the uproar of the GOP establishment agreeing to corrupt, biased reporters skewing moderating the presidential debates to give a leg up to little Barry Obama, the Democrats have agreed to replace the leftists shills moderators.


Meet the replacements:


“Wake me up when it’s my turn to speak.”




“I feel worse than Lenin. Please, just kill me — put me out of my misery.”

Squeaker of the House, John Boehner





It didn’t take long for GOP Establishment’s stupidity to rear it’s ugly face:

Published on August 13, 2012,


This is beyond unbelievable:



PBS Jim Lehrer, first Pres debate, Oct 3 Denver...

CNN Candy Crowley, town hall, Oct 16, Hempstead NY...

CBS Bob Schieffer, third Pres debate, Oct. 22, Boca Raton...

ABC Martha Raddatz, VP debate, Oct 11, Danville KY...


(source: http://drudgereport.com)



“Stupidity is back, baby!”

“That Ryan pick really had me worried there.”


And Idea From Peoplescube.com: “The People’s Library Collection of Books with No Pages”

Published on August 13, 2012,


 It was a great idea — so we stole it, and added some titles of our own:



The Ultimate Glamour and Fashion Guide
by Michelle Obama

On Moving Legislation
by Harry Reid, with an introduction by Charles Schumer

Profiles in Courage, II
by John Boehner, with an introduction by Lyndsay Graham

Getting There The Old-Fashioned Way
by Barack Obama, with an introduction by Van Jones

Emotional Intelligence

by Nancy Pelosi, with an introduction by Debbie Whatshername Schultz

Under the Influence: A Guide to the Myths and Realities of Alcoholism
by Hillary Clinton, with an introduction by de facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin

My Good Movies and My Good Presidents
by Spike Lee, with introduction by Russell Simmons

The Moral Person’s Guide to Honesty and Truthful Reporting in Modern Television Journalism
by Andrea Mitchell, with an introduction by George Stephanopoulis

It’s Not Just About Me
by Barack Obama, with an introduction by Barack Obama

The Case for Why the First Lady of the United States Should Be Paid Millions of Dollars Per Year
by Michelle Obama

Other People’s Money: the Ultimate Guide to Vacationing On Millions of Dollars Per Day
by Michelle Obama

Look Good, Smell Good
by Michelle Obama

The Busy Person’s Guide to Weight Loss
by Chris Christie, with an introduction by Michelle Obama

The Collective Intellectual Prowess of the Congressional Black Caucus
by Sheila Jackass Lee, with an introduction by Maxine Waters

Traditions of the Indian Family and Raising Children the Indian-Giver Way
by Elizabeth Warren, with an introduction of Harvey Weitzman

America the Beautiful
by George Soros, with an introduction by Cher

Determinism Or Free Will
by Michael Bloomberg

The Lesbian’s Guide to Avoiding Discrimination Against the Opposite Sex In the Workplace
by Janet Napolitano

Obama and History
by Vladmir Putin

Original Works, Volumes I and II
by Fareed Zakaria, with an introduction by Timer-Warner CEO Jeffrey Bewkes

Faithful Relationships: Keeping Your Boyfriend On a Short Leash, Both Literally and Figuratively
by Anderson Cooper



For the original idea on The People’s Cube, see:




Vince Lombardi Drops the Hammer on Boehner — and Voters:

Published on August 12, 2012,


“Listen you, lamebrains! — We play offense, you hear? Forget defense! No idiot coach ever won a championship with just great defense! Just who’s running this GOP show, anyway??”


– Pro football legend Vince Lombardi


“I am. And I’m tired. And I’m scared.”



“Fatigue makes cowards of us all, pal. Get with it, or take a hike!”



“Nothing I do works. Everything I try to do is so hard. The pressure… I just wanna play golf, like Obama.”



“If a guy like you isn’t  fired with enthusiasm, you should be fired with enthusiasm! How the hell did you wind up as head coach of the GOP House leadership, anyway?”



“I was just there long enough — like Bob Dole and John McCain being the GOP choice for president. Vince, what if Romney wins? I’ll be pressured to rescind Obamacare! What’ll I do then?!



“Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence. Stop being such a spineless bag of you-know-what.”



“You know, come to think of it, I did just help pass legislation enabling Obama to make presidential appointees free from Senate confirmation. Why, I almost forgot about that!



 “Bully for you, you traitor to your office and your country.  And next time you make a touchdown, act like you’ve been there before!… Man. Good luck, America. If you keep putting turds like this guy in high office, you deserve what you get. Maybe you should think more carefully this time in November, and boot out that commie water-boy you stuck this country with as its president. That Obama wouldn’t even make it as a water-boy on one of my teams. Yet you picked him to head yours…”




Another Boehner Bizarre ‘Gift’ to Obama — and a Blow to the Constitution:

Published on August 12, 2012,


Obama signs Boehner-enabled bill exempting presidential appointees from Senate confirmation




“The United States Constitution does not bestow kingly powers on the President to appoint the senior officers of the government with no process,” wrote Thomas McClusky, senior vice president for the Family Research Council’s legislative arm, in a memo to lawmakers last week.

They ignored him.


“I don’t care anymore. I just don’t.

There, I said it.”


Time to Strip this Guy’s Medal

Published on August 11, 2012,




Even CNN (!) agrees:



Boehner Has Second Thoughts About Ryan as V.P. Choice:

Published on August 11, 2012,


“Judging by the favorable reaction, I find this choice of Ryan very disturbing. This calls into question Mitt Romney’s ability to lose. I mean, has the man gone crazy?  What if he wins?  We’ll all have to actually do something!”

-Squeaker of the House John Boehner



“John, John, John… Have a little faith! Give the guy some time to figure out another way blow the election. I went through the same thing after they forced Palin on me. But my subsequent “Obama is a good man” statements put things back where I wanted them to be. Trust me: the RINO is not an endangered species in this country.”

-Stockholm Syndrome sufferer, John McCain



“I’ll second that!”

RINO Lyndsay Grahmnesty





Conservative Law Professor and Blogger William A. Jacobson of Cornell Drops the Hammer Down!

Published on August 11, 2012,




“Not really interested in your criticisms of the Ryan pick.”


Prof. Jacobson continues:



“So what about Republicans and other Romney supporters who don’t think much of the pick or Ryan as V.P.?  What should they do?”



Shut up.”


-Cornell Professor of Law, William A. Jacobson



“No criticism you mount now can change anything, and your simply piling on will not just bury Ryan, but bury Romney. These are not policy positions where there is a gradation.  It’s all or nothing on the Ryan pick.”



“You’re either are with Ryan or against him.  And if you’re against him publicly, then you’re with Obama.”


GRADE: 4.0





Professor Jacobson is right. Remember, this election is not over until the fat lady sings.




“Damn. You can pick your nose, but you sure can’t pick Romney’s V.P.”



*For those without formal legal training, this post is a take-off on the classic “IRAC” writing format required on law school exams. (Except of course, for the fat lady and the nose-picker.) A grade pf 4.0 is the highest grade attainable on a law school exam.


Romney Picks Ryan as VP

Published on August 11, 2012,


“I’m glad he took my advice. Mitt simply needed a policy guy to augment his already captivating charisma. Besides, like I told him, ‘When you lose, you should lose the old-fashioned GOP way! The ash-heap of history is already too full with losers going out with no style. You don’t want to be one of them, do ya?'”

Squeaker of the Huose, John Boehner


“Amen, to that. Obama, 2012!”

Stockholm Syndrome sufferer, John McCain


America-hater and Obama-intimate Fareed Zakaria Caught Plagiarizing — AGAIN

Published on August 11, 2012,


Another leftist media fraud gets a mere ‘time out!’ for lying:


What do you call a fraud caught stealing other peoples’ writing and calling it his own? This week, you call him: “Fareed Zakaria”


Time and CNN “commentator” Fareed Zakaria (who’s name, loosely translated in English, means, “What do you expect at the prices you pay me?”) was suspended for a month after being accused of plagiarism — again. Previously, Zakaria was caught plagiarizing material from Atlantic Magazine and publishing it in Newsweek as his own work.


“Next time Zakaria steals someone elses’ work and passes it off as his own one of my networks” threatened angry Time-Warner CEO Jeffrey L. Bewkes, “he loses all limousine privileges for a month! You hear me? One month.”

-Time-Warner CEO Jeffrey Bewkes



Says Zakaria:


“But when I wrote ‘I hate America,’ I assure you I actually came up with those words. Or it might have been Barack Obama — but I did organize them into a coherent thought. And how come you’re picking on me? How come you don’t pick on Obama for not writing those two ‘books’ of his? Huh? Or his bogus college records? Or his bogus everything? Huh? And Andrea Mitchell on NBC — she lies all the time!  Or Bewkes, for his lousy cable service? Why me, huh? Why me?”

-Fareed Zakaria (assuming, that is, he didn’t steal the name from someone else)

“The hell with you at Time and CNN! While I’m on mere suspension, I’ll do other things. So would any of you people out there like to see some of my artwork? — I have a new painting I call the ‘Mona Lisa.’ No? How about hearing some of my music.  — I’ve got a new song I wrote called ‘Somewhere Over The Rainbow.’  No? Would you like to preview my new book, ‘Dreams of My Father?’ No? How about a movie script I wrote, ‘The Godfather.’ No? How about a blog I started, called ‘TheFineReport?’ Yes? — Ahhhh, so finally something I can steal from, and have some peace from you people!”


Zakaria caught stealing from the New Yorker Magazine:



Zakaria caught stealing from Atlantic Magazine:





Two frauds, tete a tete:


“Barack, now I’ll ask you a stupid question, and you can give me a stupid answer.”

“Fareed, I must request you do not make it too hard of a stupid question.”

“But Barack, that itself was as stupid question.”

“Fareed, it was not a question.”

“Then what was it, Barack?”

“I donno — I just kinda said something. You know, like a request.”

“So Barack, you’re requesting that I do not ask you stupid questions that are too hard?”

“Fareed, is that a question?”

“Yes, I think so.”

“I’m confused.”

“Don’t worry, we’re out of time, anyway.”



“I like that Fareed almost as much as I like that Axelrod. But where is his fez and swastika? When we go to the trouble of making these things, we expect people to wear them.”

-Adolph Hitler


The fez:

-Fez (a hat) worn by Muslim volunteers (get that: they were volunteers) for the Nazi death squads during World War II. It also served as a drinking cup or a portable toilet. Hopefully most Muslim Nazi volunteers used them for both — and then again as a hat. While full.


Romney, Re-Thinks His Obama “Nice Young Man” Comment:

Published on August 11, 2012,


I’m not a murderer. I’m positive of that.”


“Am I going crazy, or that Ann Coulter right? — And did I misinterpret Boehner’s advice that Obama is just a’nice you man, in over his head,’ for he’s a ‘nice hung man, into giving head?’ Is that possible?


And Ann’s ‘Michelle Obama is lovely’ comment. Come on, man — Michelle Obama is disgusting!  Jesus — just the thought of any orifice on that woman in action… Yikes.”


“Something is not making sense here. What would I do if I were getting this kind of advice from a venture capital executive? — Why I’d fire the bastard — that‘s what I would do!!  Holy Christ — what the hell have I been thinking?!”



“That does it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. I’m going full out ‘Mitt Romney, Mr. Business Monster.’ I didn’t want to do it, but now I’m calling out the big guns. Screw ’em: Obama will never know what hit him.”



“You heard the boss! — Romney Rangers into action!

Now remember — no cursing, hitting below the belt or anything that might annoy people voting for Obama, anyway!”



“You gotta give ’em credit — the kid’s learning.”

-Stockholm Syndrome sufferer, John McCain


“I’ll say! ‘Romney Rangers’ — wow!”

Squeaker of the House, John Boehner




“You can talk to these pitiful jerks until you’re blue in the face. You know what? My face is feeling kind of blue. Hey, at least I tried. Can you say you did?”

-Ann Coulter


8-Year-Old’s ‘Dreams Were Crushed’ After Being Denied Entry to Obama Event

Published on August 10, 2012,


An eight-year-old Asperger sufferer’s dreams were crushed when she was denied entry into an Obama event in Colorado.


Little Adrianne Winkle has Asperger’s Syndrome, preventing her from ever having spoken in her life.


Her malady also causes her to be extremely sensitive to heat. Considering that, her mom and dad waited until 4 p.m. to show up to the event because the tickets said Obama would speak at 5:30, according to local reports. Said the girl’s mother, Wilma: “I thought, ‘what a great historic event to take my daughter to and she’ll remember it her whole life: our first Communist president.’ I wanted to instill in her our leftist values – but when we got there and they said, ‘nope sorry.’ No explanation, ‘you just can’t go in –you didn’t make those tickets.’  Well, the only good thing that came out of it, is that while Adrianne did get heat stroke, when she woke from her coma she spoke for the first in her life! So you can imagine our surprise when she blurted out, ‘What an a-hole that Obama is! And what a couple of a-holes you two are for dragging me out in the heat to listen to that bullsh-t!’ Unfortunately, she hasn’t spoken to us again, since. Though she has been trying to call Rush Limbaugh’s program every morning, since.”



” — And his wife’s fat and ugly, and she looks like she smells bad!  That’s it — I’m not speaking again until this guy is out of office, or I’m put up for adoption. Or both! The only ass-burgers in my family are my idiot parents! I hate Communism!”

Little Adrianne Winkle (identity protected)




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