Vice President Biden: “Attention all you colored peoples out dere: be careful dere, because dat Romney is gonna put y’all in chains! And it won’t be dem gold chains, like dat Mr. T has, or dem welfare chains, neither! I gots to know a lot about da black man over time. In fact, I met my first black man when I was just eighteen years old, as I was reaching into my pocket to get my wallet and shook hands with him. But no need to thanks me now — it is enough dat I knows I always has your infernal gratitude — and your vote!”
-Vice President of the United States, Joseph Biden
“Obama better get dat Hillary Clinton into Alcoholics Anonymous, and quick!”
– Race-baiter, anti-Semite, MSNBC host and Barack Obama-intimate, Al Sharpton