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First question:
Will the DNC convention require a haz-mat cleanup afterwards, as all the #Occupy encampments did?

Second question:
Will scheduled speaker, 1/32nd Jeep Cherokee and #Occupy-founder Elizabeth Warren, throw her feces as a climax to her speech?

Third question:
Will Bill Clinton be the special guest rapist, or will there be a surprise guest rapist?

Fourth question:
Will Obama’s Secretary of State — the curiously ‘traveling’ Hillary Clinton — call-in drunk and appear sloshed on the Jumbotron?
