THE FINE REPORT

Some fun, for the rest of us

First question:

Will the DNC convention require a haz-mat cleanup afterwards, as all the #Occupy encampments did?

 

Second question:

Will scheduled speaker, 1/32nd Jeep Cherokee and #Occupy-founder Elizabeth Warren, throw her feces as a climax to her speech?

 

Third question:

Will Bill Clinton be the special guest rapist, or will there be a surprise guest rapist?

 

 

Fourth question:

Will Obama’s Secretary of State — the curiously ‘traveling’ Hillary Clinton — call-in drunk and appear sloshed on the Jumbotron?

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