Four Questions About the Democrat Convention:

First question:

Will the DNC convention require a haz-mat cleanup afterwards, as all the #Occupy encampments did?


Second question:

Will scheduled speaker, 1/32nd Jeep Cherokee and #Occupy-founder Elizabeth Warren, throw her feces as a climax to her speech?


Third question:

Will Bill Clinton be the special guest rapist, or will there be a surprise guest rapist?



Fourth question:

Will Obama’s Secretary of State — the curiously ‘traveling’ Hillary Clinton — call-in drunk and appear sloshed on the Jumbotron?