After the uproar of the GOP establishment agreeing to corrupt, biased reporters skewing moderating the presidential debates to give a leg up to little Barry Obama, the Democrats have agreed to replace the leftists shills moderators.
Meet the replacements:
“Wake me up when it’s my turn to speak.”
“I feel worse than Lenin. Please, just kill me — put me out of my misery.”
Squeaker of the House, John Boehner