America’s newest Olympics gymnastics star Gabby Douglas was publicly admonished by the porcine Michelle Obama for eating an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s after Gabby won a Gold Medal in the Olympics
-No eating problem here.
“Gabby, if you want to walk with queens,
you cannot eat like a cow — or dress like one.”
– Left to right: a Queen, her assistant, and a cow (prior to the cow being taught how to dress).
“Nor do you don’t want to appear to be a woman who eats like some overbearing animal.”
“So keep away from the garbage. Relax. Take a ten million dollar vacation ( — on Uncle Sam, if you know what I mean).”
“Remember this and remember it always: you only have one shot at making a first impression. Most people remember the first impression you make of yourself, and consider it a correct one, despite any b.s. you later try and throw at them in an attempt to make them believe you’re not the loutish lunatic they remember you as. Not even a completely corrupt news media can erase a bad first impression….”
“…Or a second one. Or third one. Or fourth one. Or fifth one. Or… Well, you get the picture.”
Gabby: “Jay, why is that overweight, under-accomplished jerk-off on my right telling me how to eat? — Or telling me how to do anything, for that matter?”
Jay: “Why Gabby, I believe you just answered your own question. This is also the first time in that jerk-off’s adult life that she’s proud of an American gymnast. And if you think she‘s a jerk-off, you should meet her husband!”