Chris Christie for Vice President? After this, fat chance.
DANIEL PIPES: Chris Christie’s Islam Problem
“Christie has hugged a terrorist-organization member, abridged free-speech rights, scorned concern over Islamization, and opposed law-enforcement counterterrorism efforts. Whenever an issue touching on Islam arises, Christie takes the Islamist side against those — the DHS, state senators, the NYPD, even the ACLU — who worry about lawful Islamism eroding the fabric of American life.”
-New Jersey Tubenor Chis Christie, ordering lunch.
Weigh-loss Guru RICHARD SIMMONS: “He’s fat, fat, fat! Otherwise, I love the bastard.”
– Richard Simmons, preparing to be sat on by Chris Christie.