Microsoft co-founder and global philanthropist Bill Gates launches search for a new toilet
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/bill-gates-kicks-off-search-toilet-future-233951796.html
“After the election of Barack Obama, I thought America would become the ultimate toilet. But with Romney picking Ryan, well, those two guys just might kick the sh-t out of that four-flusher Obama, and his potty-mouth V.P., Biden. So what else could I do, but back-up?”
“Because a good 2.0 has always been my lifelong dream.”
-Bill Gates, shown with early version of Microsoft Feces
Meet the official test pilot of the Gates Ultimate Toilet, Mr. Warren Buffet:
“I am plumb-proud to be a part of this endeavor. Sure, I have a busy schedule. But for something this important, I will squeeze-in any time necessary to move the project. After all, when you consider my long and intimate relationship with the Obamas, who more than I has such experience with turds, and at such a high level? Considering the important nature of this project, I state unequivocally: I vow to jump into this thing head first.”
-Buffet, receiving the Medal of Peedom.
Co-test pilot, Michelle Obama, practicing,
in the Gates Ultimate Toilet simulator:
