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Published on August 7, 2012,


An idiot because she was raised to be one:


Michelle Obama: ‘Building Our Economy Starts With the Restaurants’



-Glamour and fashion icon Michelle Obama




An idiot because he chooses to be one:


Boehner Again Won’t Say if GOP Will Defund Obama’s ‘Attack on Religious Freedom’



“You know, maybe funding Obama’s attack on religious freedom is a good idea!”




Then there is the master of all idiots:


 “Wake me up when I’m Emperor. Zzzzz…..”




This is what we think of The Fine Report!”

-US Senate majority leader, Harry Reid.



And this is what The Fine Report thinks of Harry Reid:


The Fine Report: “Reid, your net salary as Senator for the past 10 years has been about one hundred thousand dollars, correct?”


Reid: “Yeah, that’s right, you @#$%!”


The Fine Report: “Then how is it possible that your net worth is $10 million dollars — an amount equal to the personal vacation expenses of Michelle Obama paid by taxpayers in 3 years in the White House? And when is Obama going to release his college records? And how come no one remembers him at Columbia? And how did he ever get into Harvard?  And how did he get to head the Harvard Law Review without ever writing a single law article during school? And how come he never wrote a single word during the time he headed it? And how did he magically write two bestselling books when he couldn’t write a cohesive sentence at any time prior to those books magically appearing? And how come he appointed communists and Maoists to his cabinet? And how come — … Harry?… Harry, come back – we’re not done… Harry!…”




“Wow. How’d you guys do that?”



“It’s called ‘having a pair balls — and using them at all times.'”

-Rep. Allen West



“‘…A pair of balls… Using them at all times…’ 

That is a very interesting concept.”



” — Nah!”

 “You’ll see — I’ll make those Democrats and the corrupt Democrat media like me — or my name isn’t Sheldon Abramowitz.”





NBC keeps the race card alive, even in their coverage of the Olympics?

Published on August 5, 2012,


NBC, the Obama propaganda network featuring race-baiter, Jew hater and Obama intimate Al Sharpton, has started their own Reichstag Fire* to inject racial tension into the Olympics so as to affect the November 2012 election?


The story:

NBC forced to apologize after ad features a monkey doing gymnastics – right after showing Gabby Douglas’ gold medal victory



(Another ‘apology’  — who cares?) Does anyone believe this was an accident?


Gabby Douglas, before NBC’s ‘editorial:’


‘Gabby Douglas,’ after NBC ‘editorial:’


“It worked!”

– Race-baiter, anti-Semite, MSNBC host and Barack Obama-intimate, Al Sharpton


“Excellent job.”

-Race-baiter and anti-Semite, Jesse Jackson



“Who’s Gabby Douglas?”

-The a-hole who just played his 104th round of golf today while in office.


“She’s our ‘victim,’ you idiot! I do like your moustache.”

-Obama propagandist and long-time campaign sleazemeister, David Axelrod


“Ach! And I, yours, Herr Axelrod. In fact, I like everything about you.”

-Adolph Hitler



*The Nazi Reichstag Fire, 1933:

Nazi operatives intentionally started a massive fire in the federal legislature, blaming it on political opponents, and using it to start violence that led to a Nazi dictatorship in Germany.




Obama’s useful-idiot NASA chief: U.S. won’t go it alone on manned Mars mission

Published on August 3, 2012,

U.S. astronauts won’t land on Mars by themselves but with international partners in the 2030s, NASA’s useful idiot-chief said Wednesday. 



“We can’t do that!  Somebody else built space! And somebody else built Mars! — Probably slaves! Owned by Mitt Romney!*”


(*We’re being satirical — no, he didn’t actually say that.  But he might as well have!  This is the same fool who proudly announced NASA’s primary mission was ‘Muslim outreach,” and has overseen NASA’s terrible decline.)



“Where is Mars, anyway? And what’s all the fuss? Why don’t we just hop on that Transatlantic Railroad Barack was talking about?”

Obama-moron Charles Bolden, head of NASA



“Dem Mars slaves is what built dis racist country. How dey got dem here in dem slave spaceships, I don’t know. But Bolden is on dat conundrum, as we speak.”

– Race-baiter, anti-Semite, MSNBC host and Barack Obama-intimate, Al Sharpton



“I happen to be a descendant of Mars slaves. In fact, I’ve visited Mars a total of three times, usually staying at a relative’s house in the old neighborhood, the Vastitas Borealis.”

-Bigot and Obama supporter and bad counter,  Louis Farrakhan




Schwarzenegger to establish bipartisan think tank at USC

Published on August 2, 2012,


Schwarzenegger to Share Problem-Solving Skills via Nonpartisan Think Tank:


The USC Schwarzenegger Institute for State and Global Policy will be funded with a commitment of $20 million from the former California governor that will include a personal donation as well as money from his fundraising efforts.


Said Schwarzenegger, “My first problem vuz after being elected governator, I let Maria tell me vhat to do. Dat vuz a gigantic mistake. She doesn’t know you-know-vhat from shine-ola about anything, so vhy vould she know how to run a state government? Vhat vuz I thinking, right?  Den, da other problem vuz I got horny late one night at the house, so I took out my pee-pee in da kitchen and schtuped the maid.   Vhat vuz I thinking again, eh? (I should have schtuped her in the basement — I might still be married today. See vhat I’m saying about ‘problem solving?’) So I thought: ‘vhat should I do for da next time, ven I think I might do something stupid by not thinking?’ Den it hit me! — I should create a think tank! Dat vay, dere vould be a place for some extra thinking to be stored in da tank, dere, for ven important people like me forget to think! Not a bad idea, eh?”



-The Grand Old Dame of ‘Vhat vuz I thinking?, Arnold Schwartzenegger




Finally — a new job for John Boehner: “You Die, We Cry!”

Published on August 1, 2012,


We have finally found a job for this useless, derelict-in-his-duty bum of a GOP House Speaker.


In fact, we built a business around this poor excuse for a man — and one worthy of his one special talent.


Introducing —


Boehner Professional Mourner Services!

“You die — we cry!”


In some cultures, the bereaved hire professional criers to demonstratively weep at services honoring their departed loved ones.  Well today, that service is now offered in the U.S. — and it’s better than ever!


‘You Die, We Cry’ accepts all major credit cards, and we are on-call 24 hours, everyday, with professional weepers standing by to cry at that special send-off of your departed loved one. And we do pet ceremonies, too!


 As a welcome to our new services, we are offering the following summer specials — so call us hencefortthheretowitthereof!


-John Boehner, President and Chairman of the Board, You Die — We Cry!, Inc.



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Only $25.00 per half-hour!



The Orange you glad it was him and not us?’

Only $35.00 per half-hour! (Orange face coloring is extra.)



The ‘Damn, that is one lousy embalming job. Who can look at that?…’

Only $35.00 per half-hour!



The ‘I didn’t mean to shoot him. I tell you it was an accident! Will ya ever forgive me?’

Only $50.00 per half-hour!



The ‘He was the greatest coach ever! And so generous in the shower!’

Only $50.00 per half-hour! (Microphone and podium are extra.)



The ‘She was alone, and  in pain… She just wanted to go and join Grand-dad…’

Only $35.00* per half-hour! (*Crowds are additional, billed per person.)



The ‘You promise all doggies go to heaven?’

Only $25.00 per half-hour!* (*Travel time to animal cemetery is extra.)



The ‘Is there really a buffet in the other room?…’

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Stay tuned for our autumn specials!



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More Evidence Boehner Is Being Extorted — or Paid Off — or Nuts: Boehner Giving Obama Yet More Unprescedented Presidential Power —

Published on July 31, 2012,

The House of Representatives Set to Consider Exempting Presidential Appointments From Being Confirmed By The Senate


Critics: The “Act” amounts to Congress neutering itself and giving the president unprecedented power.


The United States Constitution does not bestow kingly powers on the President to appoint the senior officers of the government with no process:

House passes bill eliminating Senate confirmation for presidential appointees



“Remember this: never patronize the same hooker twice. And if you do, don’t let him take any keepsake photos.”

John Boehner: Speaker of the House and a vain coward of historic proportions.



Bloomingidiotberg’s Latest Directive!

Published on July 31, 2012,

Continued rantings of a lunatic:


“From this day on, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check!”


-Herr Bloomingidiotberg






Published on July 29, 2012,

Is John Boehner being extorted? It would answer a lot of questions.


Boehner Indicates GOP House May Fund Obama’s ‘Attack on Religious Liberty’

(CNSNews.com) – Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) indicated Thursday that the Republican-controlled House of Representatives that he leads may go ahead and provide the Obama administration with the funding it needs to implement a regulation that earlier this year Boehner himself called “an unambiguous attack on religious freedom in our country.”

At a Capitol Hill press conference on Thursday, Boehner said he believes “resolving” the regulation’s attack on religious liberty may not be something for Congress to deal with because he thinks it may be one of those policy goals that “can sometimes best be done [through] other than legislative avenues.”



Mark Levin calls out Boehner: Do you stand with Michele Bachmann or the Muslim Brotherhood?



Robert Costa: Boehner: Why Are We Funding a Left-Wing Network?




“First piece of advice: if you hire a hooker, don’t let them take pictures.  Second: It’s not merely having your thumb up your ass that hurts: it’s  the damn curve , like on mine. Third: If you can’t beat ’em — join ’em!”

John Boehner: Speaker of the House and a vain coward of historic proportions.





Published on July 27, 2012,


It’s true!

(You could get a little more excited, okay?)


It was six weeks.

But honestly. it felt more like 42 days.




And, unlike Bill Clinton, one of us did have sex with that woman:


“Promise me you won’t put this picture on your website. Okay? Seriously.  Promise? — Don’t take the picture if you’re going to do that.  Okay?  Are you listening to me? If you do it, I swear — I’ll sue you. I’m not kidding!”



“Are you kidding? — Of course I don’t ‘take credit cards!’ I’ve got another client  in  fifteen minutes — just leave the cash on the table and get out here already! And do not put this picture on the Internet.”




 “He tried, but he did not have sex with me. I even made him beg.  It was quite pitiful.”


-Woman no one from TheFineReport.com had sex with. Unfortunately.




“Hey, I went the other way and begged him to have sex with me.  But he was taken in by that other woman first — just like those Jews are being taken in by those Chick-fil-A eating Judas Republicans… “Or  maybe – *sigh* — maybe my psychiatrist is right, and plastic surgery and a little leg just isn’t the answer anymore…  I wonder if I  got giant boob implants — and had Obamacare pay for them,  including the flight to Sweden… I could even take the whole family, and buy a ton of booze, too….”

Desperate former US House Speaker, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of office in 2010.



“Nancy’s never asked me to have sex. Come to think of it, nobody’s ever asked me to have sex. Well, except Barack Obama, screwing me all these years. But I guess that’s not really sex, it is? It sure didn’t feel good. I always thought  getting screwed is supposed to feel good. At least that’s what Larry says in Hustler. I guess I’ll give it more time.”

-Desperate speaker of the House and a vain coward of historic proportions, John Boehner


“What’s sex?”

-Desperate personified.


Huma: “You brainless idiot! You incompetent buffoon of a contrivance! You ungracefully aging moron of historic proportions! — How could you not remember ‘sex’ is what Bill did to you the one night he could not find a hooker! — When he said ‘let’s hit the reset button! How could you not remember? Write it down, for Allah’s sake!”



“So that‘s what that was!  Huma, you’re the smartest de facto Secretary of State  ever!”

– Incredible Bozo, and current Secretary of State of the United States









Hillary Clinton takes an order from de facto Secretary of State, Huma Abedin

Published on July 23, 2012,




Later that day…



“See? I told you. Nothing to worry about.”

John McCain, who criticized Congresswoman Michelle Bachman after she sounded the alarm over Huma Abedin’s intimate ties to the Secretary of State.




A Dangerous, Useful Idiot Named Hillary Clinton

Published on July 23, 2012,


Huma Abedin, a woman who would not pass a national security clearance screening, is Obama’s Secretary of State (Hillary Clinton’s) closest aide.




Hillary Clinton shown above with the mother of Clinton’s close aide Huma Abedin, whose entire immediate family is closely associated with the Muslim Brotherhood terror group. The mother’s name has appeared in several prominent Arab newspapers when it was revealed that she belonged to a list of 63 members of the secret arm of the Muslim Brotherhood called The Sisterhood.  Huma’s brother—Hassan Abedin—also collaborates with Omar Naseef and Sheikh Yusuf al-Qaradawi, two of the most influential terror supporters in the world.





Powerful Clinton aide in question, Huma Abedin.

“I heard ‘stupid’ and ‘useful idiot’ — who called?”

John McCain, who criticized Congresswoman Michelle Bachman after she sounded the alarm over Huma Abedin’s intimate ties to the Secretary of State.



“They were calling you, John?  Sorry, I could have sworn I heard my name.”

John Boehner, who joined the criticism of Congresswoman Michelle Bachman after she sounded the alarm over Huma Abedin’s intimate ties to the Secretary of State.



The Fine Report Vacation





Ratman visits Aurora, Colorado

Published on July 22, 2012,


 “I got down here as fast and furiously as I could. I even delayed my 103rd round of golf. 


“Why, Michelle even delayed her next taxpayer-funded million-dollar vacation.”


“Hey, other than all that —  how was the movie?

Are we done here?”




“He was at my house.

I, too, am now divine. Yahoo.

Though I would still like back the silverware his wife

stuffed in her bag.”

Marrisa Mayer, useful idiot of the left and new Yahoo CEO.



Speaking of useful idiots…


Huma Abedin giving directives to her useful idiot, Hillary Clinton.


The Fine Report Vacation


(Though you’d never know it from all these posts…)



Ask the Professor!

Published on July 22, 2012,

Prof. Papalopolopolis is back, and taking your questions!


“Hey there!”


James from Aurora, Colorado asks:


“Why are Hollywood people so willfully stupid? Sometimes I just feel like… Well, I don’t want to say it, but I get really mad. Especially at the people who patronize their stupid movies.”



The Professor Weighs In:


Yes James,  the willful stupidity of people in Hollywood is truly an amazing phenomenon and equally infuriating. But maybe it’s always been like this: creative people being overly emotional, fawning over each other and giving each other awards, earning ridiculous amounts of money for very little work and having a warped sense of superiority that only the shallowness of fame can bring. 


The key thing here is that so many of them are self-loathing from the guilt of truly knowing their worth is nothing in comparison to how the public perceives them. Hence, their leftist extremism to alleviate it, and the leftist group-think that assuages their insecurity to have any serious opinion of their own. These are the same types of people who get behind a theory that global warming is caused by racism! Can you imagine? Talk about your creative types!

Their terrible conflict — and resulting shallowness — is why their marriages don’t last, and their children wind up in trouble with the law or dead from drug overdoses. Or, in some cases, are called ‘pigs’ by their parents. (Remember that terrible recorded message Alec Baldwin left his daughter, and his daughter made public?)  So hang in there, and realize you’re not alone in your feelings. And don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!


By the way, did people in school drive you crazy by always saying, ‘Home, James?’ You know — ‘James’ was always the name of the chauffeur in old movies. Like ‘Jeeves’ was always the butler’s name. Well,  maybe not.

Next question. I have time for one more.



Marissa from Sunnydale, CA asks:


“I recently had a fundraiser for Barack Obama at my house, but from the reaction I’m getting, I’m now confused. Is he really a fascist, bent on destroying American as we know it? And did I make an ass of myself by so blindly supporting him?”



The Professor Weighs In:


Marissa, what planet have you been on? Yoo-hoo!
The answers are ‘yes,’ and ‘yes!’ You actually needed to ask me this?!


The only justice is you probably had to incur the expense of feeding his wife and you also have the memory etched in your brain of watching her eat.
I hope she used the toilet in your master bedroom and had loose stool!


Sorry for my temper, but I have little patience for women who reinforce the old prejudice that females should not be allowed to vote. 


On a final note, I just want everybody to know, that despite it being several weeks since I’ve appeared here, I still cannot find that purple sticky-note all of you know I’ve been looking for.  If one of you has it, I’d really appreciate your giving it back to me. I promise: no questions asked.


See you next time, everybody!



Professor Papalopolopolis’ C.V.:




The Fine Report Vacation


(Though you’d never know it from all these posts…)



How the mass-murder in Colorado could have been averted:

Published on July 21, 2012,


If someone like white-Mexican George Zimmerman was at the Batman premiere Friday night, mass-murderer James Holmes would have been dead after his first shot.


Mass-murderer Holmes (with devil horns), left.

George Zimmerman, right.



“Is that true?  Strange — it does compute.

I mean, is it possible Palin isn’t a c-nt as well?

Who is Palin, anyway?”

Over-hyped Yahoo CEO and useful idiot of the left, Marissa Mayer



“Good thing for dat Holmes he shot just dem white people. 

Uddawise, I’d be all over dat @#$% — and quick!”

-Race baiter, Jew hater, homophobe, MSNBC television host and Obama-intimate Al Sharpton



“Breaking! — This is Brian Ross, with ABC News! Presidential candidate and Bain Capital felon Mitt Romney entered a Colorado theater at the midnight premiere of the movie ‘Superman,’ and shot 12 people dead, wounding 70 more! He was accompanied by his wife Ann, and her horse, making their getaway in an automobile with a dog on top! I repeat: presidential candidate Mitt Romney has massacred 12 people at nine o’clock showing of the movie ‘Iron Man!’ Stay tuned for further updates on this breaking story!”

ABC ‘News’ ‘reporter’ and soon-to-be defense litigant, Brian Ross.

A Bunch of Crap.



The Fine Report Vacation


(Though you’d never know it from all these posts…)




Marissa Mayer: Proof Positive You Can Be Brilliant In One Pursuit, But Be A Complete Dim-wit In Another

Published on July 21, 2012,


New Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer Hosts Obama At Her House For Fundraiser



“What do you mean, ‘he’s a Marxist?’  He told me he was a golfer! — He even told me he was a ‘hope-and-changer!” Besides, it’s Bush’s fault!  Haliburton!  Palin is a c-nt!

“And seriously: was that woman dressed like a clown who made such a pig of herself at the buffet really his wife — or was she, like, a comedy act they hired for the party?”



“She will be the first
one I  put in zee camps.”



The Fine Report Vacation






The Dark Muslim Brotherhood World of Huma Abedin – and Her Useful Idiot Named Hillary Clinton

Published on July 21, 2012,


Huma Abedin giving directives to her useful idiot, Hillary Clinton.


The full story:



The Fine Report Vacation





“First: New York —- then the world!”

Published on July 21, 2012,


New York Mayor and megalomanic Michael Bloomberg.



The Fine Report Vacation







Would Rachel Maddow Like To Do To America, What She’s Done To Herself?

Published on July 20, 2012,


Once neat, groomed and fit.



Now dumpy, sloppy, ignorant

and looking stoned. And telling everybody

else what to do.





The Fine Report Vacation






The one time — well, two times, actually — we felt bad for Barack Obama:

Published on July 20, 2012,


“Barry, you didn’t actually

@#$% that thing on your right,

did you??”





“Imagine? I still have to sleep

next to it.”



The Fine Report Vacation





“Ach! I can’t vait!!”


A lunatic’s words come back to bite him in the rear-end:

Published on July 17, 2012,


“If you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own!”

-‘Barack Obama’


In Obama’s case, that is absolutely true.



The “autobiographies” any reasonable person now knows he did not write:




William Ayers admits (again) he wrote “Obama’s” books:




 “He didn’t write them?  I did not know that.”




“But I did my hair myself. And, I dressed myself!  — At least until the ‘intervention.'”



“I did not know that either.”



The Fine Report Vacation





“Oh no.  Not you people again!”

-Former US House Speaker, crazy  Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of office in 2010.



“Well, it was good while it lasted…hic!…”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton




Insight Into the Minds of People Who Support Barack Obama

Published on July 17, 2012,



An Obama supporter’s point-of-view — at opening time:







The Fine Report Vacation




Mitt Romney, clueless wonder

Published on July 16, 2012,


Copyright 2012 TheFineReport.com



Romney, please: for God and country —




 “Hey, thanks for the honorable mention.

I thought you guys were on vacation?”





The Fine Report Vacation





Obama doesn’t apologize to Romney; Romney puzzled

Published on July 15, 2012,

Back to the Etch-A-Sketch:


“I can’t believe he didn’t apologize. I really can’t believe it. Could all those crazy right-wingers be correct, and this guy really is a ruthless leftist, intent on destroying the country as we know it? Could it be he’s not the nice young man I thought he was, and not simply in over his head?  I mean, some of the thing he says really do sound crazy.  And the people he’s surrounded himself with and appointed to the highest offices in our government: self-professed Communists and Maoists and race-baiters…  Come to think of it, he’s really not that young, either.  Maybe even Ann’s wrong, and that gorilla he calls ‘wife’ isn’t ‘lovely.’ Could all this really be?”





” — Nah!…  But what’s the next step?  Hmmm… I’d better call McCain and Boehner for advice. Hey — I thought you guys were on vacation.”




Advice to Mitt:







The Fine Report Vacation








A Malignant Moron Calling Himself ‘Barack Obama’

Published on July 15, 2012,


He said it:


“If you’ve got a business —- you didn’t build that.  Somebody else made that happen.”

-Barack Obama 7/15/2012





Remember folks:  While you can’t pick your family, you can pick your nose — and still pick your president. For now.




“Hey, I thought you guys were on vacation.

(Excuse me while I put my finger up my nose

to the second knuckle, right in the middle of

this press conference.)”

-Barack Obama, builder of nothing, creator of nothing, except misery and hate.






The Fine Report Summer Vacation Countdown: 2 weeks remaining

Published on July 13, 2012,


In the meantime…



Useful idiots:




Plus one?



“I’m also looking forward to meeting with the Nude Black Panthers

later this month.  Van Jones will moderate.  I’m sorry — is it ‘Nude

Black Panthers’ or ‘New’ Black Panthers?’  I keep getting that

mixed up. And if it is ‘Nude,’ why are they naked?”

 “Hey, I just heard North Korea just wiped out Seoul

with an atom bomb. I say we demand they apologize!…

Now  what are you people booing at??”





The Fine Report Vacation






The Fine Report Summer Vacation Countdown: 3 weeks remaining

Published on July 9, 2012,


In the meantime…







More doormats:





And one Halloween mask:

(Can you believe October is almost here?)




The Fine Report Vacation








The Fine Report’s Summer Vacation Countdown

Published on June 29, 2012,







“Well, not quite all. We keep a skeleton crew,

to do maintenance. Believe me, running this place is not easy.

It’s a living hell.”

 – Satan








John Roberts turns the nation over to a madman

Published on June 29, 2012,



“What? What’d I do?

And I thought you guys were

on vacation?”

-Historic blunderer, US Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts



The madman:



— “I’ll save the day! (Just so long as it

doesn’t cause any consternation. We

wouldn’t want any consternation ’cause

I might get yelled at. Are you guys on

vacation, or what?)”

-US Squeaker of the House John Boehner



A sad, sad day, and possibly the beginning of the end of the greatest political experiment in the history of the world.



“And dat’s dat.”

-Race baiter, Jew hater, homophobe, MSNBC television host and Obama-intimate Al Sharpton




To the Voting Booth!

Published on June 28, 2012,




Pep talk from Prof. William Jacobson, Associate Clinical Professor, Cornell Law School:


“Was it over when Harry Reid pushed Obamacare through at Christmas time in December 2009?


“Not when voters took to the voting booth and elected Scott Brown.


“Was it over when Nancy Pelosi and House Democrats were forced to accept the Senate version so that reconciliation could be used, as she marched to the Capitol with large gavel in hand?


“Not when the nation rose up and threw the Democrats out of power in the House in 2010.


“Is it over now that the Supreme Court has upheld the mandate on the basis of a taxing power which Democrats expressly disavowed while passing Obamacare?


“Not unless we allow Barack Obama to be reelected and the Democrats to hold the Senate.


“You know what you have to do.”





“I thought you guys were

on vacation.”

Prof. William A. Jacobson



No More Doubts About Nancy Pelosi Being Mentally Ill

Published on June 20, 2012,




Pelosi : “I could have arrested Karl Rove on any given day and put him in the Capitol prison”


Continuing, Pelosi said on Wednesday to The Huffington Post, “I’m not kidding. There’s a prison here in the Capitol. If we had spotted him in the Capitol, we could have arrested him.”



Pelosi, you are a very, very sick person.

(We’re not kidding either.)



Crazy Nancy Pelosi’s hallucinatory prison in the

basement of Congress?




“It was in that room “Pelosi” was

branded on my buttock with a hot iron.

Sitting down has never been the same.”

Squeaker of the House, John Boehner




“Hey I thought you guys were on vacation.”

-Former US House Speaker, the mentally ill Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of office in 2010.






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