Romney Picks Ryan as VP


“I’m glad he took my advice. Mitt simply needed a policy guy to augment his already captivating charisma. Besides, like I told him, ‘When you lose, you should lose the old-fashioned GOP way! The ash-heap of history is already too full with losers going out with no style. You don’t want to be one of them, do ya?'”

Squeaker of the Huose, John Boehner


“Amen, to that. Obama, 2012!”

Stockholm Syndrome sufferer, John McCain