Day: May 9, 2012

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/al-qaeda-bombmaker-designs-bombs-hide-cameras-hard/story?id=16314239   So if you thought the TSA’s Freddie The Fist was bad —   – The Fist, checking a suspicous package.     — wait till you get groped at the airport by these guys:   – If you reserved a window seat, you’re going to get one — literally.    

  http://www.theblaze.com/stories/too-pornographic-canadas-new-twenty-dollar-bill-under-fire-for-unusual-reason/   Disgusting.   Please feel free to dispose of any of it you might have in the receptacle provided at the top right-side of this screen.  

  Obama: “This is driving me crazy. Just so I’m clear: you’re saying ‘Great Britain’ and the ‘United Kingdom’ are the same place?” Cameron: “Seriously — who the devil is this?”       Help.     “Don’t worry. I get out in a few months, and I’m comin’ to save ya.” – Incarcerated criminal … Read more

Meet the real ‘refreshing new image in American politics’   “I thought that was me. …hic… Damn, lost again.”    — A GUY IN PRISON FOR 17 YEARS ALMOST BEATS THE AMERICAN MADMAN  IN YESTERDAY’S WEST VIRGINIA PRIMARY!   A CONVICT gets 40% of vote in West Virginia primary vote; Madman: 60% http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141657/Texas-INMATE-gets-40-cent-votes-Obama-West-Virginia-primary.html    -Seriously, … Read more